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The contents of the blackboard newspaper at the beginning of school
The holiday is coming to an end, and we will step into the new semester with a new spirit. The following is the contents of the blackboard newspaper I collected and sorted out, hoping to help you!
Opening Slogan (1)
1. Treat teachers with respect and students with appreciation.
2. Father's heart, mother's heart and teacher's heart; Moral education and intellectual education. The foundation of educating people.
3. Understand the candle teacher's mind and learn from others.
4. Come on! A man of knowledge; Go! A fruitful scholar.
5. An elegant environment makes your manners more elegant.
6. Welcome new teachers and new classmates!
7. The road is under your feet, and the dream is in your body. No.3 Middle School allows you to see your road, your dream and your hope.
8. There are a group of excellent teachers to provide your children with the best learning environment and let your children climb on the backs of elites.
9. Concentrate on knowledge, work hard, advance steadily and develop harmoniously.
1, the new semester, new initiatives, teachers and students work hard to gain.
Poetry for the Opening of School (II)
Opening of School
Author: Longtan Mountain people
This day I don't like
has finally arrived, wiping the family towel
and the smell of sweat
Those warmth, long-lost seasons
or year-long hugs
in the dream, Tears are the homework of lovesickness and missing
dribs and drabs of writing
parents, parents, I only gently call
to smooth the lonely bumpy road
and the lights that you don't know but miss
the eyes of life that you want to wear
it's too late to clean up the scattered dimes
These faces that can't get up the steps
Only cry
Look at the swollen autumn fruit
Laugh, the cracked fruit < What else is worth learning in summer?
It is said that cicadas have been singing for a season
only for four years of dormancy, for their own life
However, I missed a boat ticket
saying that I am a child of a peasant worker
not a leaf harvested in autumn
My tomorrow is not just a colorful spring
xia yang for me < I need
those cool air conditioners
the electricity bill is waving
with a smile. I just want to
not let my parents
drink the sweat of running around as ice water
when school starts
in autumn, I would like to be a fruit
for the composition of school (3)
to take a vacation. In this semester, I want to make further progress.
First of all, in class, I should listen carefully, don't make small moves, don't whisper to my classmates, and try to digest all the knowledge the teacher said in class. For difficult questions, don't be ashamed to ask questions, and ask teachers and classmates humbly.
Secondly, we should carefully complete all the homework assigned by the teacher and be meticulous. Classroom assignments are completed in class; After-school homework and homework should also be completed independently on time.
Third, we should make a good preparation for Chinese class. For previewing words and idioms, you should first look them up in the dictionary to recognize them and understand their meanings; Also learn to divide the text into sections, write the general idea of each paragraph in the shortest language, and then summarize the central idea of the text; Try to do the after-class questions for each text first; If you don't understand and can't do the text and after-class questions, you should write them down in the book first, listen to the lecture with questions in class the next day, and ask the teacher for advice in class.
Fourth, we should take advantage of Sundays and holidays, continue to take part in Olympic Mathematics and English, read more extracurricular books, and constantly enrich our knowledge. Make time, do more things.
In a word, I will work harder in the new semester, strive for good grades in every subject, and be an excellent student in all aspects.
Jokes at the beginning of school (4)
1. When the freshmen started school, a buddy came to our dormitory with his luggage on his back. He asked his classmates who were sleeping in the lower bunk, "No one lives in your upper bunk, right?" The classmate didn't care in a daze, and casually replied: "No!" After hearing this, the buddy threw a big bag of luggage into the upper berth with all his strength-as a result, there was no bed board on the upper berth.
2. At the beginning of the new semester, our senior computer students went to the station to meet their new classmates. I saw a little girl standing beside a big box at a loss, so I took the initiative to help her lift the box. Unexpectedly, the box "weighed more than one thousand kilograms", so I was embarrassed to put it down and had to struggle to support it. After only a few steps, the girl said to me, "Get out if you can't carry it." I immediately got angry from my heart, put down the box and glared at her. The girl froze for a few seconds before she blushed and said, "I mean the wheel."
3. There is a new student at the new student registration office. The young man's single name is Peng. When registering his name, the teacher asked him, "Is your name the word" Peng "of Dapeng Wings?" The student shook his head and said hesitantly, "It is the word of a big bird flying in the sky."
4. After entering the school, the students in the same dormitory get together and love to chat and brag. On the first day of school, several people in our dormitory were sitting together, ready to have a chat. Just sitting down, a person accidentally farted ... We were all a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say. Or the head of the room had a brainwave and patted the farter on the shoulder and said kindly, "It doesn't sound like a local accent ..."
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