Help me make up a poem, or a jingle, describing the expensive and unpalatable things in the school cafeteria! ! ! ! ! !

Don't you see, everything in the canteen is sky-high and the meal card is never returned.

If you don't notice, the class is obviously very sad and has a stomachache.

Life is full of food, so don't let your hunger be empty.

Leftovers will be useful, lick thousands of bowls to raise them.

It's fun to kill me in the canteen, and the meal card is bloody.

President Wang and Secretary Li want to eat. Don't stop eating chopsticks.

Cry with you, please wash my ears.

10 yuan package is not expensive. I hope there is more meat in the dish.

Oil and water are always lonely, only vegetables keep their names.

Everyone used to be happy, but now it's hard to laugh at the price increase.

Why does logistics say there is less money? The ledger makes you say:

Five dishes, three drops of oil, six dollars and nine cents for two meals.

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