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How to make a red envelope in a group?

Send a red envelope to the group, just pick it!

1. I'll tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more, love me more and take care of me more. Also, the most important thing is to send me more red envelopes!

2. Seeing that Christmas is coming, some people are already sending it, and some people haven't started yet; Some people are about to send it, and some people don't want to send it to you at all. No matter whether others send it or not, mine is the first one: Happy New Year's Eve! Only a red man can be bold. Give a red envelope!

We don't have to look at a person's usual performance. As long as the amount of red envelopes he gives on New Year's Eve far exceeds the amount he receives, we can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person and a person who is free from low tastes.

I just want to say that it's hot today, and see if there are any kind people who give me red envelopes and let me buy an popsicle to eat. One yuan is also love, it's up to you to send it or not.

Give me two yuan to buy something for you. After you send out the red envelope in high spirits, he will reply to you with a lesson, and his heart will be blocked immediately.

6. Halloween is coming to test our relationship. Netizen 1 Yuan likes 3 yuan and secretly loves 5 yuan. Brother 7 yuan used to love 52 yuan, and her husband was 99.99 yuan.

7.7.7 Valentine's Day is coming. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope of 5.20 yuan in advance, people who love me 13. 14 yuan, people who want to spend Tanabata with me 77.77 yuan, people who think they are local tyrants 88.88 yuan, people who think they love me the most, and people who are going to accompany me for the rest of their lives 1365438. It's time to witness the feelings.

8.7.7 Valentine's Day is coming. If you don't want to be discovered by your comrades, you can send a WeChat red envelope to send 5.20 yuan in advance to ensure that I won't lie to you. If you are super-god, you can send 13. 14 yuan, winning 77.77 yuan in a row, and thinking that you are a local tyrant at 88.88 yuan, ranking first in 520 yuan.

9. Give me a red envelope and I'll give you a gossip!

10. Give me a red envelope. See how much I can charge at will. A dime is also love [giggle]. I'm trying to be popular and say that friendship is priceless. Who will delete me? Look who caught me. Don't pretend not to see it. I will remember you, because a red envelope can't betray our feelings, can't it? Waiting for you!

1 1. Add me to send a 5 yuan red envelope first! Don't add what you can't afford, don't serve!

12. We have known each other for so long. I want to ask you a serious question. Can you send me a 5 yuan red envelope to buy me a hand warmer? It's cold, and it's cold to chat with you at night!

13. When you take Samsung and Apple around the city, you can know that some children can't afford mobile phones, even if they have mobile phones, they can't afford the phone bill, so they are on the verge of downtime! Charging the phone bill for18 * * * * * makes him as happy as you! Pass on love, let love pass on.

14. Happy New Year, don't say anything, please humiliate me with a red envelope, it doesn't matter, I can bear it.

15. Everyone is an adult. What can't a red envelope solve?

16. Who did I think of on Christmas Eve? All the lovers lit bonfires around me, but I was full of energy on cold nights. In fact, I am wandering quietly waiting for you to give me a red envelope.

17. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus came quietly, quietly bringing you good luck, quietly climbing on your roof, quietly getting into your chimney and quietly putting gifts in your socks. Shh, don't make any noise. Santa Claus asked me to tell you: it's time to give me a red envelope!

18. I put a peace spell on this message. As long as you see this message and send me a red envelope silently, you will be safe on Christmas Eve today.

19. Where have you been? I have been looking for you for a long time. Today is Christmas Eve. How can you not be with me? Come back quickly, even if you are scarred, I won't care. Without you, how can I get a red envelope on Christmas Eve? !

20. Christmas Eve is here, my friend. You are a nice guy. I sincerely pray for you: you won't be caught cheating in exams, you won't be drunk and driving on business trips, you have money in your pocket, you can brag about yourself with a decent job, you can also pay for your mobile phone, and your life is stable and secure. All right, it's time to give a red envelope.