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Li Weijian Wu Bin cross talk (such slogan) or line call (slogan anecdote)
Name a place name
A: Long time no see. Where have you been?
I went to Iceland.
A What did you do in Iceland?
Go to my aunt's house.
Which two aunts are you?
B: Hawaii and Karamay.
Who are there in your aunt's family?
That's my uncle, Kharkov of Yugoslavia. Four cousins and four cousins.
Which four cousins?
Second cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand and fourth cousin Newfoundland.
What are the four cousins?
Second cousin Mexico, second cousin Morocco, third cousin Monaco, fourth cousin.
Santiago.
A How did you go to Iceland?
B I will go to Los Angeles first, then Panama and Rome, and then transfer to the Arctic Ocean.
The sledges pulled by these four sheep in the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean are new.
Edgar Allan Poe and Kuala Lumpur will go home soon. This is Dominica, Madagascar,
Jamaica.
A What were you wearing when you went?
B I wear Altai Mountain, Tianshan Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Wangdi Mountain and Tanggula Mountain.
The Himalayas also pass through Qilian Mountain, Bayan Kara, Hengduan Mountain and Yinshan Mountain.
Mountain, Helan Mountain, Liupanshan Mountain, Qionglai Mountain, Daxue Mountain, Daliangshan Mountain and Taihang Mountain.
Mountain, Daba Mountain, Dalou Mountain, Dabie Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain, Hundred Thousand Mountains, China
Mount Tai, Songshan, Hengshan, Yushan and Alishan are covered with a long white coat.
Mountain (speaking faster and faster in one breath)
Jiahao! You have put on enough clothes. What pants are you wearing?
B Baku.
What hat are you wearing?
B No hat, Baotou.
What does your aunt cook for you? .
Zhuzhou, Guangzhou, Suzhou, Changzhou, Hangzhou, Xuzhou and Liuzhou, which B is more expensive?
Country, Antarctica. Europe, ...
A why do you eat porridge when you have nothing to do?
B yes. Hamburg, Cape Verde, Cape York, Cape Horn and Cape of Good Hope.
What do you have?
B There are Java, Helsinki, Egypt, Baoji, Yanzi Rock, Uruguay and Pakistan.
Lagui, Jordan, Dachaidan, Xiaochaidan, Dayu, Xinyu. (Stretch your neck.
Yo! )
A what's wrong?
B fish card, tea card. Yuci, ruin me, Spain and Senegal.
First, be careful. How is this dish cooked?
B Peru, London, Washington, Wellington.
What is this way of eating? There is plenty of food. What kind of fruit do you have?
B Hungary, Austria, Italy and Congo; Take it to Niagara.
Melon, Paris, Changli, Great Barrier Reef, Portugal. We ate until the big day.
Black.
A, turn on the light.
No. Is catching up with Myanmar.
A. what should I do if I catch the power outage?
B Then I ordered, Greece, Sumatra, and I continued to eat.
Come on, stop eating, you're full.
Of course. Look at my stomach, Mongolia. Feel the heart, Inner Mongolia. I support it.
I really didn't want to move and fell asleep.
This promise. Where do you sleep?
B Nagoya. I said there, Jerusalem. My aunt paved Pakistan for me,
Palestine built Sarajevo for me again, and finally gave me Wuhan. I
I broke out in Afghanistan, Birmingham and Charkhan.
Give it to me.
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