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Help! Please collect at least four nonstandard words, sick sentences, etc. On the street, typos on the screen, sick sentences in the newspaper, and inferior advertisements.
3. At the door of the retail store: "Other" for sale 4. Door of furniture store: "Furniture"
5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow" 6. Lost property advertisement: the "enlightenment" of lost property
7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install 8. Car wash shop entrance: car wash and waxing.
9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice 10, fruit shop entrance: "Bo" Luo.
1 1. Hotel menu: Chicken Dan 12. Hardware store sign: "money" seat.
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "Lan" ball 14, entrance of fast food restaurant: large row of "kuai".
15, farmer's market brand: "Fan" eggplant 16, parking lot brand: "Mo" car charges.
17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard on calendar 18, banner of an airport: Year of Youth.
19, a traffic slogan: overload is almost endless. 20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"
Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.
4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"
7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.
1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"
13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.
14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"
15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.
17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"
23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier
25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.
26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.
28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.
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