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King Gehudi, chicken stewed mushrooms.

Baota town river demon, mushrooms put pepper.

The river demon bent down on the second floor with a big move.

Mochow doesn't laugh, but talent comes from the second floor.

Titanium dog eyes, chastity has been used up.

There is no goddess, a large group of diaosi.

Diaosi becomes abnormal, abnormal becomes rogue.

Otaku looks for a rotten woman, and a rotten woman has a husband.

Want to get rich and sell cut cakes, fungus loves bananas.

Hate the untimely birth, and the road ahead is slim.

Looking for her, gathering in Wan Li.

The Jade Emperor is the Empress Dowager, and Sprite is two and a half yuan.

Just because the dream is too short, get up and wash your face.

Working all day, going to the bathroom like a fairy.

Cutting crops at noon, hematopoietic stem cells.

Riverside picture on Qingming Festival, grass coral in the courtyard.

Square difference formula, monitor and student committee.

I don't understand at all. Bow and shoot the eagle.

Legend of the sword and the chivalrous man, dry wine of the dynasty.

Evodia rutaecarpa is in Chongyang, and the ocean is drained of golden water.

Dance to find the shadow, egrets go to the sky.

Pear blossoms bloom all over Haitang, and my road twists and turns through a sheltered valley.

As soon as you enter the sea, you are a passerby!

If you want to ask me what I'm happy about, I'll abuse me a thousand times, and I'll show it to my first love.