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Please give me some advice on what kind of slogan is the most effective way to warn thieves.
1 The person who stole the computer keyboard was found to have chopped off one of his fingers!
2 found someone stealing a mouse and chopped off one of his hands!
3 The person carrying the headphones was found to have his ears cut off!
4 The person who stole the monitor was found to have eaten the monitor...
5 The person who stole the CPU was found to have inserted his hand into the powered plug-in box... ....
6 The person who stole the computer case was found to have been cleaning the Internet cafe toilet for half a month!
7 found out that the group sex after moving the computer desk was handed over to 110!
8 The person who used the faucet in the Internet café toilet was punished by being forced to squat in the toilet forever, Amen...................... p>
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