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Please give me some advice on what kind of slogan is the most effective way to warn thieves.

1 The person who stole the computer keyboard was found to have chopped off one of his fingers!

2 found someone stealing a mouse and chopped off one of his hands!

3 The person carrying the headphones was found to have his ears cut off!

4 The person who stole the monitor was found to have eaten the monitor...

5 The person who stole the CPU was found to have inserted his hand into the powered plug-in box... ....

6 The person who stole the computer case was found to have been cleaning the Internet cafe toilet for half a month!

7 found out that the group sex after moving the computer desk was handed over to 110!

8 The person who used the faucet in the Internet café toilet was punished by being forced to squat in the toilet forever, Amen......................