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If you do something wrong, just throw any dirty water on yourself. You can keep it for flushing the toilet.
1. Even if the things your loved ones give you are rubbish, you will regard them as treasures, and the things your loved ones will give you, no matter how precious they are, you will turn a blind eye to. People are born to be bad.
2. The more a person shows off something, the more she lacks something.
3. I am trying so hard just to make those who once looked down on me - shut up!
4. On the phone. "So hot" "What's hot?" "Water" "Drink slowly" "Foot washing water..."
5. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, and pound the rice vat. , say goodbye to Dove, pinch Master Kong. .
6. In fact, we can summarize all problems into two types: one is caused by being hungry without food; the other is caused by being full.
7. "At that time, "I was a friend" and "I was a classmate" were collectively known as the three insurmountable gods.
8. "Are you tired of chasing stars?" "Tired." "Have you ever thought about giving up?" "Not even for a moment." "Why" "My idol is still persisting, and I have no reason to give up."
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10. Men only lower their heads when they light up a cigarette, kneel down when they propose, close their eyes when they kiss, fall down when they sleep, and are gentle to the woman they love.
11. There is always one person who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.
12. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.
13. With the first forgiveness comes the second betrayal.
14. When love is coming to an end, even a fart can be a reason to break up.
15. There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison. Slogans in public toilets reminding everyone to flush the toilet
Slogans in public toilets reminding everyone to flush the toilet Part 1
1. It’s easy to do, so why not “flush”?
2. Civilized life starts from a young age.
3. This pit is mine! !
4. It is your and my responsibility to take good care of public facilities.
5. Equipment is really valuable and public morality cannot be withdrawn.
6. Civilization is convenient for you, me and others.
7. Happy and convenient, flush easily.
8. Ethics can be seen in the subtleties, and politeness can be seen in the raising of hands.
9. After you are "convenient", you must: wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash ~
10. Use the magic power of your fingers to pop it into the basin, and do not let the water drip down.
11. Take it easy and make everyone feel relaxed.
12. Morality is cultivated in the heart, and using the toilet in a civilized manner is essential in behavior.
13. Come in a hurry and go in a rush.
14. After flushing the toilet, there is no trace, and the moral flush is completed.
15. Just flush, clean and easy.
16. Please put toilet paper in the paper basket and rinse it with water after defecation.
17. Develop good habits, promote good health, and enjoy a better life
18. Please aim! !
19. Develop good habits for yourself and leave a good environment for others.
20. Public toilets are hygienic and should be taken care of by everyone. Part 2 of the slogans in public toilets reminding everyone to flush the toilet
21. Comrades, flush.
22. Take a look beforehand and make a quick decision when the time comes.
23. Public toilets are convenient for yourself, and civilization is convenient for others.
24. Please close the door.
25. Take a small step forward, a small civilized step, flush the water quickly after use, and be hygienic between you and me.
26. If you don’t flush your bowels, it’s unforgivable!
27. One small step forward, one big polite step.
28. Convenience always lies in the subtleties, and the benefits of civilization are at your fingertips.
29. Water (who) is responsible for what you do.
30. Work together to keep things tidy and hygienic.
31. Get up and rush, everyone will be relaxed.
32. The Sanmin family is a big family and we will not regret taking care of public toilets.
33. Please remember to flush after using the toilet.
34. One person works, and the other person hits (charges)! Don’t tire the neighbors!
35. Wash when you come in, turn off when you go, and save water resources around you.
36. Close to convenience and close to civilization!
37. “Convenient” for everyone, convenient for everyone.
38. Spiritual civilization and environmental civilization should be grasped at the same time.
39. Please use all the facilities sparingly. Public toilets are not dirty or dirty.
40. Pay attention to the water splash. If the story happens to others, it is a story, but if it happens to you, it is fate.
1. If I could go back in time, I wish I had known you when I was a child. That way I can take care of you for the rest of my life.
2. After all the time has been let down and wasted, you can pick up a certain period from your memory, pat the dust accumulated on it, and sigh that it is the best time.
3. Sensitive people are very self-respecting and proud, and they also have an inferiority complex.
4. Life is like a dumpling, with years as the skin and experience as the filling. We must rely on ourselves to accumulate life experience bit by bit and steadily take every step on the road to life.
5. There are no things that cannot be overcome, only feelings that cannot be overcome. Life is like a dream, and there is a gust of wind blowing in the dream.
6. I know in my heart that there is a kind of love that is invisible in appearance, but deep in the mind; love that is intangible, but full of affection in both hearts.
7. Maturity is a very painful word. It may not be gained, but it will definitely be lost. Don't search too hard, the best things often appear inadvertently.
8. If the story happens to others, it is a story, but if it happens to you, it is fate.
9. Everything can be changed not just by facing it. But if you refuse to face it, nothing will change.
10. Rely on yourself to be happy, no one can sympathize with and share your sorrow; rely on yourself to be strong, no one will pity your cowardice; rely on yourself to work hard, no one will stay where you are.
11. The beauty of a person is not the appearance, but all the past events that have been experienced, which leave scars in the heart and then fade away, making people strong and peaceful.
12. After we broke up, I pretended to be strong and smile. In fact, you didn't notice the tears on my face behind my back.
13. There are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you have nothing to worry about, this is a good time in the world.
14. I am tired of living in habits and repetitions, and I can see that I am getting older at a glance. I want to start changing and start being happy today.
15. Many things have passed, but the state of mind will never be forgotten. This is probably the value of memories.
16. Time, with a touch of light fragrance in the heart. Give time a brief look back; give yourself a smile and calmness. Precipitate, remember, warm.
17. When you are immersed in work, it is not mechanical but enthusiastic. Smiling often is not concealment but sincerity. The entanglement in the diary is not pretentious but growth. If you don't treat life well, why should you ask it to favor you?
18. The person who makes you cry until your heart breaks is the person you love the most. And the person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most, so you have to make a good choice.
19. It is not because we are afraid that we are faced with difficulties; it is only because we are fearful that we are faced with difficulties.
20. Every good time and beautiful scenery will eventually come to an end, and memories will also have a barren day. As long as I was there once.
21. Time is like a scale, which can weigh the weight of the achievements of those who strive; time is like a whip, which can spur us to pursue our goals in life.
22. One day it will be completely different. Time has taught me nothing. But it taught me to forget everything about you.
23. The moment you emerge from the cocoon, the pain of tearing off a layer of skin is heart-breaking. After the pain, you can fly happily.
24. The world is so unfair. We are often the least valuable in front of the things we care about most.
25. True alienation always wears warm clothes. True passion often wears an alienating attire.
26. Only after you have gone through it can you understand that happiness is for feeling, and pain is for growth. Please let your heart remain as warm as before after all the prosperity.
27. Everyone will have envy and jealousy, but after the envy is over and the jealousy is over, you still have to live your own life and go in your direction.
28. When you leave, make things simpler, let people become kind, and start over like a child.
29. A tangled curve suddenly grows on the palm of your hand. Before you are sensible, your love will only last a day. If you can't keep it, it will be a fleeting time.
30. The loneliness of youth is the embellishment of life. Youth without loneliness is sad. However, lonely youth does not mean that there is no happiness, but that we do not understand happiness.
31. The purpose of experiencing youth once in a lifetime is to listen to the sound of flowers blooming, watch the silence of flowers falling, and then leave.
32. This whole life is just for you, and I draw a prison for you. I grow old slowly in the prison, and I still show you my happy smile.
33. I can’t help but feel sad, so I slowly learn to hide it; because I don’t want to be stabbed again, I learn to disguise it.
34. Let’s be happy people. When we are happy, others will feel happy when they see you.
35. Let every step in life be steady, add branches and leaves to the glorious years and wind-like vision of life, and embrace a broader road even if it is windy and rainy.
36. People are not afraid of insignificance, only of being humble. Life is fair. If you want to live a wonderful life, you need an enterprising heart.
37. Love is like this. We support each other along the way, until we can’t open our eyes and can’t walk. There is still someone who is willing to pull you to the street to bask in the sun.
38. How fragile people are, and every suffering will leave indelible scars on us; but how strong people are, as long as the suffering is not fatal, we can start again.
39. So many people carry scars and still smile. If we don’t cheer up and live, how can we be worthy of the life God has given me.
40. At the end of the flowering season, the last rose picked. For a passionate person, the last love affair becomes a specimen in the most beautiful way.
41. If the degree to which someone cares about you depends on whether he is busy or not, then just be a normal friend.
42. The period of love running-in may be at the stage: you are not trying your best, I am criticizing, you are cold-faced, and I am sarcastic.
43. I am most grateful for what my mother said to me: As a woman, as time goes by, everyone will one day ask you to be a wife and a mother, but you can’t forget to remind yourself , you still have talent. Dean
44. Rich people like to say that money is not everything. Good-looking people like to say that appearance is not the most important thing. Thin people like to say that it is actually better to be fatter. People who are healthy and work hard like it. Saying that effort is not the decisive factor. They just said it casually and hypocritically, but you seriously believed it.
45. A woman’s heart generally does not die from big things, but from those small disappointments that become fatal injuries.
46. What does it mean to marry well? Marrying well does not mean marrying a rich man, but marrying a man who can give you a sense of security. If you live in a villa and cry every day, you will not enter heaven but hell. The woman who really marries well is the one who lives in an apartment but is coaxed like a stupid bird by her husband. Love you for a while and pamper you for the rest of your life, lie to you for the rest of your life! In fact, only those who have been there know that living a good life is really not about how much money you have, but about being carefree and free from worries.
47. I have an important life experience: how a person treats others only shows how he has been treated.
48. If you are smart, some people will say you are scheming. You rely on hard work. Some people will say you are lucky. If you say you are naturally optimistic, some people will say you are fake. Sometimes, you are just a glass of water. But he was forcefully forced to drink carbonated drinks that made him feel uncomfortable. You meet too many people in your life. Even if some of their words are heartbreaking, there is no need to live in their eyes. As long as your heart is clear, you will never have to please someone who doesn't understand you.
49. Many times, I clearly don’t think so in my heart, but I can’t control myself and say the opposite.
50. On the night of farewell, because he didn’t know when the next meeting would be, and because you were drunk and lying on the table, he secretly kissed you on the cheek. You pretend not to notice, and he pretends to be calm. Some like it, it's like the wind that once fell in the wheat field, only the person involved understands it, and the world pretends that it didn't happen. Zhang Jiajia
51. In fact, some people do not change, but they start to trust you and are willing to show you their bad side.
52. All I want is something real. There are no calculations, no vigilance, no techniques born out of desire for control, and no so-called EQ. If you don't, please get out of the way and don't block my way. I still have to ride the firefly to chase the sun. Dean
53. Everyone knows the big principles, but it is difficult to control small emotions. Failure is not because you don’t know enough or can’t think of something unexpectedly. Often it's due to a lack of control.
54. The most torturous waiting is not waiting for a boat at the airport, because you will eventually know that you will never wait; nor is it waiting in line at a restaurant to order food, because you know it is just A matter of time. The most tortured and helpless waiting is when you can't stop thinking about it but are not sure whether it can happen. It's like every time you have your hopes lit up but they are extinguished by the rain. It always gives you a little sunshine and makes you forget to bring it. The umbrella gives you a heavy downpour.
55. People often misunderstand themselves, thinking that they are nostalgic and long-term, but in fact they are just not living a good life now.
56. The pain of youth lies in its confusion, which will magnify trivial wounds and pull repeatedly. It's not necessary. I appreciate you running forward without hesitation despite your hurt, but I don't approve of you staying where you are, fearful and hesitant and holding back. Accept failure humbly and be proud of yourself. You are young and have nothing to lose.
57. When we remove stumbling blocks from others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.
58. If he hasn’t contacted you for a long time, and you feel that it’s difficult to contact him proactively, it’s better not to contact him. In fact, you both already feel that you are not suitable.
59. When people don’t love enough, don’t work hard enough, and don’t pay enough attention, they always like to create some excuses that are not reasons to excuse themselves in order to step down.
60. Sometimes I think about it, the greatest sorrow is growing up. From then on, laughter was no longer pure, and crying was no longer thorough. A word about growing up: You can listen to everything but you can’t believe everything
1. What kind of gesture you give to the world will determine what kind of life the world will give you in return. 2. Learn to make peace with your own pain, this is the meaning of growth. 3. There are five things that girls should cultivate into: the confidence that shines on their faces, the kindness that grows in their hearts, the backbone that is melted into their blood, the gentleness that is like the breeze blowing on their faces, and the strength that is engraved in their lives. 4. The so-called decency means that there are many things that do not need to be said and many things that do not need to be done. Disappointment is inevitable, but most of the disappointments are due to overestimating oneself. 5. The two warmest words that a woman can give to a man are "I understand" and the two warmest words that a man can give to a woman are "I am." In relationships, men long for understanding and women need companionship. The ideal love that men need most is to understand you when you are frustrated. The best future a woman can imagine is to be together every day. Over time, you will realize that the most valuable thing is not the people who spend money on you, but the people who are willing to spend time on you. 6. When boys say you're ugly, they usually mean you're okay, and when they say you're beautiful, they mean you're really beautiful, because usually they won't talk to you when they meet someone who's really ugly. 7. Gradually you will find that not everyone is suitable for you to share the joy of success. Some complained that you were showing off, some were jealous, and some were disdainful, so we all gradually became humble.
In the end, those people who allow you to share your pride without reservation, and those who don't resent you and smile when you get carried away, are the most important people to you. 8. Many times, the current threshold that we thought we couldn't cross, after a while, looking back, we actually jumped over it easily; the current moment that we thought we couldn't survive, actually passed it naturally if we endured it. Everything that doesn't defeat you will make you stronger. Time is the same. If it fails to defeat you, it will redeem you. 9. The reason why you live an unhappy life is that you can neither tolerate the current situation nor have the ability to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you cannot be as lazy as a pig and feel at ease. 10. You have negative energy all day long and feel that you are not good at anything. You spend all your time imagining. But people who started from the same starting line as you have integrated into a better circle and do more and complain less. In fact, bad emotions are like garbage. Throw it away. , don’t overly pursue useless things. Happiness is given to yourself. If you have a correct attitude, nothing will make you heartbroken. 11. It is experience, not years, that makes people mature. 12. The reason why you feel that each year passes faster is because time is more important to you each year. 13. Everyone who appears in your life has a reason. People who like you give you warmth and courage. People you like teach you love and self-control. People you don’t like teach you tolerance and respect. People who like you allow you to reflect and grow. No one appears in your life for no reason. Everyone appears for a reason and is worthy of gratitude. 14. Life often plays a joke on us. Whatever you expect, it will be further away from you; whoever you cling to will be hurt the most. Therefore, you don’t have to expect too much when doing things, and you don’t have to be too persistent when persisting; you must learn to let go, let go of unrealistic expectations, and let go of fruitless attachments. Therefore, you should take everything lightly, be open-minded, and see through. Everything is lost and nothing can be retained, only the joy and happiness of the moment. 15. What can be taken away does not belong to you in the first place. 16. I have made plans to spend the rest of my life with you, and I am also ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate without entanglement. 17. Sometimes you let go of something, not because you suddenly let it go, but because the deadline has come, you have become willful enough, and you have become more mature, and you know it is time to turn the page. 18. You can hear everything but you can't believe everything. 19. You don’t have to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University. Maybe you won’t stand on the award podium among the top ten in your grade. In your high school life, there are things you like, people you like, and every day that you have no regrets. In the end With normal efforts and normal study, you can complete a university that suits you. Youth should be spent on that test paper, but youth is not all about that test paper. You have goals, ideals, tomorrow, and friends. , having yourself is enough! 20. A person at least has a dream and a reason to be strong. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.
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