The wonderful uses of mobile phones

1. Dispose of two mobile phones, punch holes and use them as earrings. Wear them regularly and change mobile phone brands regularly, which can win a strong return rate for girls.

2. Take ninety-nine mobile phones of various colors and place silly slogans such as "XXX, I love you!" on the road that the girl must pass. You can win the girl's heart in the shortest time.

3. Download the wild cat's meow on a mobile phone with a ring-back tone function, turn it on, and place it in a place where mice often hang out. Call the phone every three minutes from 22:00 every night to 4:00 a.m. the next day. Cell phones, for a month, can have a miraculous effect in repelling rats.

4. Take a mobile phone of extremely poor quality and hand it over to robbers to avoid disaster. After the robbers get the money, they will be depressed and crazy because they cannot cash it out immediately. Over time, the quality of the mobile phone will become more and more serious. Problem and desperate, he finally chose to surrender.

5. Set the phone to vibrate, seal it with a non-toxic and high-temperature resistant plastic bag, put it in the coffee pot, then pour in an appropriate amount of coffee and hot water, then dial the phone to make it vibrate. Three minutes later, take out the mobile phone, and a cup of hot coffee brewed by the vibration of the mobile phone will be completed. According to research, the coffee drink processed by the vibration of the mobile phone has the miraculous effect of eliminating troubles, quenching thirst, promoting body fluids and nourishing the skin. If you use two mobile phones, the effect and flavor will be better. good.

6. Take a mobile phone, turn it off, tie it to a wooden stick of about one meter with red wool, and make it close to the shape of an itch, then lie down on the bed, with the back of your right hand Hold the stick and gently beat and rub the back and waist. It has a miraculous effect on frozen shoulder, old and damaged lumbar muscles, as well as insomnia and forgetfulness.

7. Take half a pound of stick noodles and knead it into a dough that is neither soft nor hard. Then wrap the mobile phone with non-toxic cellophane paper, put it into the dough and pour it into a mold, and form it into a steamed bun shape. Then take out the mobile phone and put it into a dough. After pouring the steamed buns into a steamer, steam them and eat them three times. This will have a miraculous effect of nourishing yin and yang. Note that the more expensive the mobile phone used for pouring the molds, the better the effect.

8. Take two second-hand mobile phones, place them in a closed quilt, and then call the two mobile phones repeatedly for more than eight times at the same time. You will receive the magic effect of killing insects, mites and bacteria hidden in the quilt. Efficacy, please note that the more broken the phone is when placed under the quilt, the better the effect will be.

9. Get a mobile phone with good recording fidelity, record a speech of a leader on the wheel, and listen to it for a while when you are alone and unable to sleep, which can have a magical effect of falling asleep quickly.

10. Get a mobile phone with good video fidelity and record a disgusting performance by an artist. Watch it for a while after accidentally eating unclean food, which can have the magical effect of quickly inducing vomiting.

11. Take six mobile phones with chord effects, download the same idol singer’s hit song, and set the volume to the maximum, then place them in the six directions of the living room, up, down, front, left, and right. When everything is ready, take Place a comfortable sofa in the middle of six mobile phones, and ask six friends to help make calls to six mobile phones at the same time. At this time, sitting on the sofa, you can enjoy the shocking effect of the super concert scene for free.

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