Maopu slogan

All the people riding white horses are not necessarily princes, but also Tang Priest! !

You are handsome, and your whole family is handsome.

What's your mother's name?

Fuck, don't curse. ...

Q: Do you think my avatar is Niu B?

A: Yes!

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible!

The following joke is the funniest. Hahahaha ... Wait a minute, let me laugh first ... I can't breathe ... Hahahaha ... It's so funny ... Hahahaha ... Why don't you laugh ... Hahahaha ... Come on!

Mouse: I am in love with bats now, and children will live in the air from now on, so I am not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a dark shadow passed by and Pig Bajie hurriedly carried a rake.

After chasing him out, he came back after a while and said, damn it, Yang Liwei. ......

Mr banana is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. ...

Cold drinks are sold as new products: "Heartbeat", a glass of 20 yuan. Curious to buy one, it really hurts: it's just a cup of boiled water!

Chu Xiang Yang: I failed the arithmetic exam today.

Dad: Why?

Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6.

Dad: That's right!

Chu Xiang Yang: The teacher asked me how much 3x2 equals.

Dad: What the fuck's the difference!

Chu Xiang Yang: That's what I said.

It is said that a little boy rushed to the police station and said to the police: no, no, my father had a fight with his neighbor! Go now! Otherwise, people will die! The policeman asked: When did it start? Almost half an hour. "Then why didn't you report earlier?" My father always got the upper hand just now, but now I think he will suffer!

Barry: I seem to be in love with a dog.

Fairy: What? A male dog?

Barry: Of course it's a bitch! You think I'm a pervert?

Abby and Artie went to the bar to get drunk. There are only two female guests in it. Abby, the leader, suddenly jumped out and whispered to Artie.

He said, "Let's go! I can't believe my wife and mistress are in there. " Ah di probe a look, and his face changed way:

"Strange! My wife and mistress are also in it. 」

An American hacker threatened to hack a China website, but as soon as he opened the webpage, he got four or five viruses …

A woman is so ugly that she can never get married and wants to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her home. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus, and the kidnapper leader gritted his teeth and stamped his foot and said, fuck, go! No car! !

1. Title: When .........

Children: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

Children: after work, dad went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

Children: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Once again

Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6. Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't drag too much.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too much series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher: .........

9. Title: Innocence

Children write: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10. Title: Sure enough

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: It's an unavoidable phrase.

1 1. theme: first ... then ... example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

12. Topic: In addition,

Children: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it when I die.

2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

The ugly man presented ninety-nine roses to his beautiful female colleague.

Marry me! I love you!

Woman: Forget it! I have no feelings for you.

Man: Please tell me it's not good, and I'll change it.

W: What do you like about me? I changed

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" ? Dad said: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

Thief A: Count how much money was robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.

Stand higher and pee farther.

Mom: Everything has gone up in price, such as water, electricity, gas and air pollution. Son: Something will happen! Mom: What about my humorous and clever son? Son: Look at my report card.

Mouse: I am in love with bats now, and children will live in the air from now on, so I am not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; I'll give you an injection if people let me again; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world at will.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and difficult to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6. Red beans don't grow in the south. They grow on my face. I really miss them!

7. I am sure that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

The Journey to the West told us that all monsters with background were taken away, and monsters without background were given a stick.

Killed.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10, I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this ~ ~ ~

A mental patient ran out of the hospital and kidnapped a young man with a real gun. He asked the young people, "1+ 1=?" The young man thought for a moment and said nervously. . . . "As a result, he killed the young man. Why do you ask? Oh, he said to the young man before he killed him, "You know too much ..."

Two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them dragged his tongue and said, "Everything I see now is double-decked."

The other man quickly took out a 10 dollar bill from his pocket and said, "Here's my $20."

Who came up with it? , not bad! I want to support his lungs.

Reply: Sorry to say.