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Sun Quan suggested that students learn the lines of drama performance activities in textbooks.

Sun Quan performed the lines of the textbook play as follows:

Act I: (Lv Meng is practicing martial arts) Lv Meng: Well ... after many days of practice, I have become familiar with this kind of knife technique. Now, the princes of the world are rising together If you want to gain a foothold in this troubled times, you can't do it without force! Practicing martial arts well can not only keep fit, but also serve the country! In this way, the day of marrying Bai to the peak of life is just around the corner! Ha ha ha ha! (Feeling someone behind) Who's there!

Lu Su: (clapping her hands) Monroe has strong martial arts. Lu Su admires him!

Monroe: So it's Mr. Lu Su. Why are you free to see me?

Lu Su: I have nothing to do recently, so I came to see my old friends.

Lv Meng: I heard that you have been working under Sun Quan recently?

Lu Su: Yes, Sun Shi in Jiangdong, after three generations, has a solid foundation and can be regarded as a vassal with certain strength.

Lu Meng: I wonder what effective generals Sun Quan has under his account?

Lu Su: If you are asking the generals with superb martial arts, Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, Cao Lin, Gan Ning and others!

Lumen: Oh? There are so many generals.

Lu Su: At best, he is a brave man at the front, not a real general.

Monroe: What does that gentleman think of the general?

Lu Su: It's naturally Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin.

Monroe: It's really him. I have heard of his name. Everyone admires him and calls him Zhou Lang.

Lu Su: People admire him for a reason.

Lumen: Oh? Is he superior in martial arts?

Lu Su: No, Zhou Yu's ability is by no means force.

Lumen: What's the use of that? In this troubled times, it is impossible to settle down without strong force.

Lu Su: Not so absolute.

Lv Meng: Then let me ask you, why are all the governors afraid of Cao Cao now?

Lu Su: Tell me.

Lv Meng: It is said that Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes. What's the use of the emperor? Everyone is afraid of Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops. I tell you, if Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops become tens of thousands, remove this "ten". Do you think there is any other vassal who takes Cao Cao seriously?

Lu Su: What you said still has some truth.

Lumen: That's natural!

Lu Su: The problem is that you only look at the surface of things and don't go deep.

Lumen: What's the depth? This question is just who is good, and everyone is afraid. Just like the martial arts, Lu Bu in those days, what people say about him: Lu Bu in the crowd, a red rabbit in the horse pile! I have never heard of anyone who is better at martial arts than Lu Bu. What a coincidence! We share the same surname. Maybe we were a family 500 years ago!

Lu Su: Monroe, I advise you not to be too addicted to martial arts. Although practicing martial arts is good, reading is also very important!

Lumen: OK, OK, I get it. You, Lu Su, are a scholar, and everyone else will become a scholar. The generals have all gone to read books. Who will take part in the battle?

Lu Su: Well, Zhou Gongjin and I have some friendships. I recommend you to him. You can not only show your strength around him, but also learn from him.

Monroe: That's good! This place under Wu Zhi is too small to make contributions, so thank you, Sir!

Lu Su: I hope you can change your mind after seeing the world!

Act II: (Sun Quan and Lu Su are discussing) Sun Quan: Battle of Red Cliffs, we defeated Cao Jun. If we used to hide our strength and bide our time, now we are really famous.

Lu Su: Yes, Battle of Red Cliffs, we were defeated, but we defeated the powerful Cao Cao. Now all the governors are very wary of us, and countless pairs of eyes are staring at our every move in Jiangdong!

Sun Quan: Compared with before, I feel more stressed now.

Lu Su: Master, that's not necessary. I believe there will be no big battle in the near future. Cao Cao's new defeat needs rest. His elite troops were all wiped out by us in Battle of Red Cliffs, and there is not enough military power to attack us at present. Besides, Cao Cao also knows that Jiangdong is different from Yuan Shao and Liu Biao, and he dare not pounce easily.

Sun Quan: I understand what you said, and I thought about it, but Gong Jin sent a letter. Please have a look.

Lu Su: Oh? It's a letter from the viceroy (Lu Su took Sun Quan's letter and read it carefully. )

Lu Su: Zhou Gongjin. He is rigorous and thoughtful. He had thought that Cao Cao would recuperate and rearm at present, but Cao Cao is a man with clear grievances and won't let this failure happen, and he will definitely see the opportunity to make a comeback in the future!

Sun Quan: Yes, Gong Jin is reminding me that Battle of Red Cliffs is not the end, but the beginning! This is the beginning of our struggle with Cao Cao, and only when Cao Cao is completely defeated will it be over.

Lu Su: Yes, Gong Jin has also put forward a concrete plan, suggesting that we should take the initiative to seize the territory and seize the opportunity now.

Sun Quan: Hmm ... Cao Cao's is the main property of this site, but how can he keep it after robbing it? How to prevent being taken away by others?

Lu Su: Your master's concern is. ...

Sun Quan: Liu Bei! There are several war generals under Liu Bei. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and others are all great names of our time, plus our menace!

Lu Su: Zhuge Liang!

Sun Quan: Compared with Liu Bei, there are many talents in Jiangdong, but no one can compete with Zhuge Liang except Gong Jin, and the confrontation between Gong Jin and Zhuge Liang is not cheap, so I am very distressed.

Lu Su: I have an idea.

Sun Quan: What's Amethyst up to? Come on, tell me!

Lu Su: Your master's worry is nothing more than wanting more talents with both wisdom and courage. We might as well develop existing people.

Sun Quan: Existing people? What does amethyst mean?

Lu Su: Actually, there are many excellent talents in our army, but they just haven't been tapped well.

Sun Quan: Is there any good candidate for Amethyst?

Lu Su: Monroe is a good candidate. He followed Zhou Gongjin for many years, was quite familiar with marching and fighting, and was loyal to his master!

Sun Quan: I also thought of Marilyn Monroe. He was outstanding in Battle of Red Cliffs, calm and calm, and quite a general.

Lu Su: Master, I'd better advise Monroe and entrust her with an important task in the future!

Sun Quan: Now Lu Meng is on duty. Go find him.

Lu Su: Yes! (Lu Su gets up and pulls up Lv Meng)

Monroe: What are you doing? I'm on duty here!

Lu Su: Your master asked you to go in!

Monroe: Your master called me?

Lu Su: I tell you, the master wants to promote you. Watch your language. (Lu Su takes Lu Jinmeng)

Monroe: Master, you wanted to see me?

Sun Quan: Monroe, you did very well in the Battle of Red Cliffs.

Monroe: Both the master and the governor are very clever. I just listen to you.

Sun Quan: What about the wrong decision we made?

Monroe: How could the master and the governor be wrong? Master, are you kidding!

Sun Quan: You can't say that. Who is wrong? Everyone makes mistakes and unexpected things, don't you think, Amethyst?

Lu Su: Your Majesty is right!

Lumen: What do you mean? I'm confused.

Sun Quan: Lv Meng, you are a general now. Being a general requires not only courage but also strategy! So read some books properly!

Monroe: Studying?

Sun Quan: Yes, reading!

Monroe: Can you stop reading?

Sun Quan: No!

Monroe: Master, I am a martial artist. I must go into battle to kill the enemy. It's useless for me to study!

Sun Quan: Who said it was useless? You see Zhou Da, the satrap, took command of the three armed forces and destroyed Cao Cao! Not personally fighting the enemy, but here. (pointing to the head)

Lv Meng: Actually, it's not that I don't study, but that there are too many things in the army and I don't have time. You see, I'm going to check the army's grain and grass, and I'm going to train. I am so busy that I have no time!

Sun Quan: I'm not asking you to learn Confucian classics and become a teacher. I only hope that you have a slight impression and understand history is enough. If you say you have no time, can you compare with me? Who can be busier than me? I often read books, so I think reading is of great benefit to me.

Lu Su: Monroe, master, this is not only for your own good, but also for Jiangdong's good!

Monroe: Good for Jiangdong?

Lu Su: Think about it. What do we want you to do when you finish your studies? Are you really going to teach? Speaking of teaching, I am Lu Su, not Monroe. I'll let you read a book so that you can lead troops to fight in the future!

Lumen: Oh! I see! Master, imagine that I will be a general and lead troops to fight in the future!

Sun Quan: Yes, otherwise, why talk to you for so long!

Lumen: Thank you, Master. Other Lumeng people are not interested, but I like to lead troops to fight!

Sun Quan: Tell you what, I'll make you a list of books, such as Sun Tzu's Art of War, Liu Tao, Zuo Zhuan, Mandarin, Historical Records, Han Shu, and Dong Guan Han Ji. Read them carefully!

Monroe: Yes, Monroe will live up to your master's expectations! Thank you, Amethyst!

Sun Quan: Go! (Monroe walks off the stage)