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Examples of non-standard language

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air

3. At the entrance of the retail store: " "Sold separately"

4. The entrance of the furniture store: home "all"

5. The entrance of the decoration store: "housing"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "Inspiration"

7. At the entrance of the installation company: "Press" to install

8. At the entrance of the car wash shop: Wash the car with "wax"

9. At the entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

10. Fruit shop entrance: "Bo" radish

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" seat

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: "bar"

15. Farmer's trade Market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge

17. Strict crackdown on propaganda slogans: severe "li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Youth"

19. A certain transportation slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely harmful"

20. A certain canteen menu: Fish "Garden"

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Pharmaceutical advertising: "cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertising: " Endless fun riding "

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertisement: "Ming" is amazing

5. Mosquito repellent Advertising: Silent and no "mosquitoes"

6. Transparent tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertising: One "net" is the deepest love

8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "piano", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight

9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" according to your heart

10. Air conditioner advertisement: Never for life "Sweat"

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are chosen by people

12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are reluctant to give up

13 , A real estate company advertisement: Ten thousand "rooms" are available

14. A cake advertisement: "The cake" rises step by step

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: One "no" to " Stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: Hundreds of "clothing" Baishun

18. Fast food restaurant Advertisement: "Burn" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"

21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer advertisements: A hundred stories are worth one “click”

23. Paint advertisements : Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home

27. Dancing machine advertisement: dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertisement: take a step towards "freshness"

29. Dental clinic Advertisement: "Quickly cure" the population

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a given