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Now there is a new world waiting for us to watch! -Glasses

A long way to go, striding forward! shoe

As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally! -remy martin

It is always appropriate to wear light clothes and thick coats.

Man's world-tie

With our love, hold up the hope project of tomorrow.

Money is easy to get, but health is hard to find! -Health products

Welded flowers bloom all the year round, and the bridge connects five continents-Bridge covered electrode.

Let the world know China and China know the world.

There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer! -Sanyo Air Conditioning

Divine power blessing divination adds elegance, and Xue Tao lays light ink to peel jujube.

Why do you have to be very smart? Your wisdom will always exist-the essence of hair growth.

Instant eternity-camera

Lenovo Computer, a Best-seller in the Year of the Rat.

The world is wide because of me-China Netcom

Simplify its own articles-FAW-Volkswagen

Win every step-Nokia 62 10 mobile phone

It turns out that life can be better-beautiful air conditioning

Digital life one-stop shop-Haier intelligent computer

The color of personalized color TV remains unchanged-Haier color TV

Creating New Consumption Concepts —— Motorola Online Communication

Building a Comfortable Home with World Quality —— Mitsubishi Heavy Industries

A new generation of audio-visual lighting up the joy of thousands of families-Xianke Electronics

More convenient to use and easier to communicate-Philips mobile phone

Light charm (send) fragrance temptation-Kyocera TG200 mobile phone

Wyeth's brand-new packaging and comprehensive nutrition guarantee-Wyeth pharmaceutical factory in the United States

Media advertising vocabulary

The true knowledge of Yangcheng Evening News affects life.

The speed of the New Express is extremely fast.

Jiefang Daily understands Shanghai's first choice

The news power of the morning paper optimizes life.

Where Beijing Youth Daily has news, we are there.

A news from Beijing Daily Courier is one of them.

The evening news of Beijing Evening News does not do evening news.

Beijing Morning Post reported yesterday that the food will be served today and suggested tomorrow.

Beijing People's Metropolis Daily Jinghua Times

Wuhan Morning Post pays attention to people's livelihood, reflects social conditions, adheres to principles and meets demand.

Luzhong Morning Post lets us live a better life together.

Qilu Evening News opened Qilu Evening News and began to make every day wonderful.

"Legal collection" is rewarded to good people.

Hainan Daily is naturally fresh every day.

"2 1 Century Business Herald" news creates value.

The Economic Observer is rational and constructive.

Dahe newspaper pays attention to people's livelihood, advocates fashion, is close to life and serves the public.

China Business News is read first every day.

Guangzhou Daily pursues the best news.

The daily newspaper had better be new and the newspaper had better be early. The news should have been known long ago.

Global Times watches the world with you.

The News of the World reads world news and understands all world events.

265438+20th Century Talent Newspaper is a cutting-edge human resources media for modern enterprises, universities and white-collar workers.

Nanjing Morning Post influences value creation.

Sanlian Life Weekly and the life he advocated.

"New Weekly" China's latest sharp current affairs and life weekly.

The book city reproduces the beauty of words.

The Leader of the New Life of City Pictorial

Managers manage enterprises as well as themselves.

Digital commercial times Easily Interprets the New Economy

The credibility of Bund Pictorial is vitality. Where there is an opinion, there is a vision.

"Think tank" explores the laws and methods of enterprise operation, cares about the lifestyle of business people and disseminates practical experience.

The Economist is unattainable, but reading The Economist is a good thing.

Business and Life of Entrepreneurs in China

Business Character and Dignity of Global Entrepreneurs

Chinese mainland's first business magazine, Business Weekly.

The World of IT Managers: Management Tools for New Business Knowledge

Contemporary Manager is a magazine focusing on growing enterprises.

Window to the South focuses on political and economic success.

The Vision of Oriental Entrepreneurs: China Joins Hands with the Future.

Chinese national geography, life is more wonderful because of me.

Caijing has independent interviews and exclusive reports, and pursues accuracy and fairness.

Young journalists have high taste, high quality, new styles and new designs.

Market observation advertisers serve advertisers.

New finance focuses on capital and new finance.

Xinmin Weekly News? New knowledge? New livelihood? Human feelings? popular will

"Business" focuses on the way of business management and looks at the rich life of business.

"New electronic products? Business Weekly for IT Managers, an exclusive opinion magazine.

In-depth Interpretation of Economic China by Economic Monthly

The provider of financial wisdom and humanistic management wisdom

The "overseas nebula" witnessed the world situation and showed the world everything.

Business Times spreads modern marketing methods, pays attention to cutting-edge business ideas and understands the potential unlimited business opportunities.

The fortune of the times leads the trend of the times and points out the source of wealth.

"Knowledge economy" focuses on science, technology and production as well as knowledge innovation.

Internet Weekly in the Internet Age? Information intensive reading publications for managers

Social Watch magazine and its uniqueness

Shi Bing saw in Guizhou: "Let Yamakaji go and sit through the prison."

What I saw on the railway: "If you lie on the track, you will bear legal responsibility if you don't die."

The big red slogan at the entrance of a power plant is even more unique: "Do not touch the wire, 50,000 volts high voltage, you will die if you touch it, and offenders will be prosecuted!"

I saw a super explosion on the national highway in Henan: "It is illegal to rob a police car!" " "

Ten years ago, I passed Hengyang, Hunan Province, and a slogan flashed outside the window: "Resolutely crack down on hamstrings!" See people all over the hair, chilling.

There is a protective cable: "steal the cable and die!" " "

A place in Jiangxi seems to be less vulgar: "Optical cables are copper-free, and they are stolen fiercely! ? BR & gt

The slogan I saw in Shandong: "The optical cable does not contain copper, so you should be sentenced for stealing!"

The most negative one is: "There is no copper in the optical fiber, and it is useless to steal it."

The slogan of returning agricultural loans: "People die in debt, but their father's debt will be repaid!" "

Going to Heilongjiang, it is estimated that it is difficult for local investors to attract investment. I saw: "whoever infringes on investors is the sinner of the people."

Slogan of securities company: "Educate investors!"

Somewhere in Hebei: "Don't marry an illiterate wife, don't marry an illiterate Han!" " "

Popularize compulsory education: "It is better to adopt a daughter who doesn't study than to raise a pig!" Raising a child who doesn't study is like raising a donkey! "

A scenic spot in Xiamen: "illegal cross-border sightseeing, beware of bullets sweeping away."

Rural Credit Cooperatives: "Rural Credit Cooperatives are intimate people of Lao Bai's sexual life."

A school: "Warmly welcome NPC representatives to our school for unannounced visits!"

At the gate of the unit driver's class: "When the motor rings, concentrate, and when the wheel turns, think of the masses." A farm: "Dear people from all walks of life, please bring your cows in estrus to breed."

Roadside shop: "Eat and mend tires."

There is a sign on a lawn in Nanning: the first line says "creation" and the second line says "sexual activity".

A white slogan in a corner: "Surrender is a crime", turned around in surprise and wrote: "The only way out for molecules".

Another classic is: "The masses are in trouble", and the following is: "Jing Ke is hard to find".

Flags on both sides of Pudong Avenue in Pudong New Area, Shanghai: "Garbage classification, start with me!" I'll be garbage first!

Zoo slogan: "Protecting wild animals means protecting ourselves!" It is better to be a wild animal than a garbage.

In the toilet of a university, a slogan written by foreign students made me feel particularly eye-catching: "China, please flush after defecation!"

There are many underwear factories in Yanbu Town, Nanhai City, Guangdong Province, and their products sell well all over the world. For a time, a slogan was painted on the wall of the town government: "Developing underwear manufacturing industry is our basic national policy!" It's not surprising, swear endlessly!

I saw many slogans about family planning, and so on: one person is ligated, and the whole family is glorious!

Fushun Liquor: If you don't drink Fushun White, you won't come emotionally!

I have also heard of A Niu Qiang: "One person is super-born, and the whole village is ligated."

Let it last for a long time, and a good car will always be romantic-Rolls Royce.

Advertising slogan of BMW-Even if you take it apart, it is still a beauty (abroad). Driving pleasure, innovation limit.

Bmw 7 series car advertising language-the art of life belongs to you.

Mercedes-Benz slogan-lead the times and control the future.

Audi car advertising language-breaking through science and technology to enlighten the future

Cadillac car advertising language-integrating strength, speed and luxury

Franklin brand car advertising slogan-a car that will never cause you trouble

Public Advertising Language —— A Model of Automobile Value Originated from the Love of Automobile

The advertising slogan of Volvo Cars-Love Life, Enjoy Life (ForLife. For)

Ford's advertising slogan-Your world is boundless from now on.

Nissan's slogan-beyond the future

Bundick brand car advertising language-sitting in the car is a beautiful thing, and being seen sitting in the car is even more pleasant.

The advertising slogan of the Beetle car-the appearance of the car has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

Toyota's advertising slogan-everything will be solved in the end. If there is a way, Toyota will be farther and more free.

The advertising slogan of Chrysler-If you don't consider our Chrysler when buying a car, you will suffer, not only you will suffer, but also we will suffer.

Fitter's car advertising slogan-Create a new era for Fiat, reinvent yourself, which is threatening, super Rema 1000.

Modern automobile advertising language —— Mastering modernity and achieving the future.

The slogan of Skoda automobile-concise and smart;

The advertising slogan of Citroen automobile-want to be before you;

Kia advertising slogan-all for you;

Omega car advertising language-successfully conquer the twists and turns of life

Opel car advertising language-German technology makes people enjoy it easily.

Renault Car Advertising Language —— Make Cars Small.

Advertising slogan of British mini-car-is she cute? (ISITLOVE? )

Advertising slogan of Audi A4 car-dynamic legend

Audi 100 Car Slogan-Take China Road, Take FAW Audi.

Beijing Hyundai Motor Advertising Language-Pursuing Excellence and Creating Happiness;

Sonata Car Advertising Language —— A New Model for New Forces in China to Measure Value

Guangzhou Honda's advertising slogan-world quality, comes down in one continuous line;

China's car advertising slogan-beyond expectations, beyond self;

Buick Car Advertising Language —— Contemporary Spirit, Contemporary Car

The advertising slogan of Buick Regal-heart to heart, line to line, dynamic and static integration;

Accord car advertising language-activating new power, new Accord, new power and new debut

Mazda 6 Automobile Advertising Language —— Charming Technology

Mondeo car advertising slogan-leading lies in your courage.

The slogan of Bora car-the driver's car is fast and happy.

Buick Excelle's car advertising slogan-go all out and forge ahead;

The car advertising slogan of the Seine River-the routine is up to me, and there is no need to choose between sports and beauty.

The slogan of Bora car-the driver's car is fast and happy.

Sunshine Car Advertising Language —— Experience Sunshine Life

Nissan's advertising slogan -paramore, Excellence and Excellence

Familia's automobile advertising slogan-a new member of harmonious life with harmonious agility and gentlemanly demeanor

Maxima's car advertising slogan-Thunder Power, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II car advertising language-how far the heart is, how far the future is

The slogan of VIOS Auto-a global car with leading technology, makes life happy in the fresh air.

Fit car advertising slogan-moving outside, attractive inside

Elantra car advertising slogan-give me a good name and give you a beautiful car.

Fiat Siena's car advertising slogan-achieving colorful life passion.

Fiat Palio?

The slogan of the weekend car-Space is beyond imagination, live in paramore.

Sail car advertising language-quality new life

Lingshuai Automobile Advertising Language —— Humanized Technology

The slogan of POLO car-as weird as POLO "

Carnival car slogan-all the way passion * * * wonderful

Weizi Automobile Advertising Language —— A Classic Model Exceeding Expectations

The advertising slogan of golf car-life is life-the world classic hatchback masterpiece feels at home at first sight.

Goyle's car advertising slogan-in fact, what is even more rare is that my dynamic Goyle is different, as long as it is always classic and has no trend.

Chery Fengyun Automobile Advertising Language-Everything moves.

Chery Yun Qi Automobile Advertising Language —— Motive Power of Passion

Chery Oriental Son Car Advertising Language-Everything is under my control

Fukang car advertising language-take Fukang road and take Fukang car to meet your needs in all directions.

Santana car advertising slogan-Shanghai Santana, a new car trend, is not afraid of Santana going all over the world.

Jetta car advertising language-rational choice

Elysee car advertising language-wonderful interpretation of exquisite life

Guangzhou Peugeot Automobile Advertising Slogan-New Generation Automobile Industry

Peugeot Huapu car advertising language-life dreams can be carried.

Prima car advertising slogan-five seats+two seats ● The new city life broadens the city life.

Lubao automobile advertising language-Hafei Lubao treasure, fashion show, beyond wisdom.

Big Dipper Car Advertising Language —— Embark on the Journey of Nature and Environmental Protection

QQ car advertising slogan-show my true colors and want to be happy, find QQSpark car advertising slogan-only represents you.

Pastoral car advertising slogan-life should have an ideal Alto car advertising slogan-everywhere for your sake, good cars are limited and surprises are infinite.

Foley automobile advertising slogan-Space is far beyond imagination-Foley Fuxing automobile advertising slogan -E-car Songhua River automobile advertising slogan-I chase you thousands of miles

Racing slogan-Life follows your heart

Platt Car Advertising Language —— A Good Car in One Step

The slogan of Geely Automobile-build a good car that ordinary people can afford, create colorful pride and create a bright life.

The advertising slogan of Cheetah Car-Cheetah Car will never let you down. Beyond your imagination, below your expectation.

Price Red Flag Car Advertising Slogan-Take Red Flag Car and Take China Road.

Hongqi Shi Ming Business Edition Car Advertising Language —— Creating a Brand-new Business Concept GL8 Car Advertising Language —— A New Realm on Business Travel.

Odyssey car advertising language-a new landscape of driving life

Ruifeng Automobile Advertising Language —— Modern Modern Car

Jiangling motors's slogan —— Travel smoothly and go home safely.

Flickr car advertising language-a new space for autonomous life

The slogan of Pajero sports car-the real SUV in the bones

Jeep Car Advertising Language —— Heroes Emerge Suddenly.

Paladin's car advertising slogan-indulge in the vast world and control the dream of freedom.

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

Printing company: printing anything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath.

Car: Its only disadvantage is that when you run 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Jiaozi Store Advertising: All-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch

Pawnshop advertising: well deserved

Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No-smoking advertisement: Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes.

Cosmetic advertising: "freckle" as soon as possible, but don't leave "acne"

Traffic safety advertisement: God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people can't.

A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

New book advertisement: the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

I'm hungry, feed me: the advertisement on Qingdao trash can

Give Ideal Space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment

Canadian bubbles appear all over the United States: Canadian beer.

Keep pace with the times: American timekeeping company

Preserve the memory that will not be erased by time: the cedar box in the alley

Please don't use this medicine in places with long hair: American P.K.D hair restorer.

We fooled the sun: artist lighting company

Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don't be late: cigars

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning.

We make the world simple: American HTC.

Life news: news changes life.

Next stop: reading changes walking.

Jiefang Daily: Understanding Shanghai's First Choice

Morning News: News Power Optimizes Life

World News: The earth is very big, and the eyeballs are also very big.

Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life.

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us.

Beijing Daily Courier: One piece of news is another.

Beijing Evening News: The evening news is not the evening news.

Collection of legal documents: good people are rewarded.

"Working lunch": My morning and evening papers.

265438+20th Century Business Herald: News creates value.

Global Times: Watching the world with you

Sanlian Life Weekly: A magazine and the life he advocated.

New Economy: White Paper on Economic Phenomena in China

Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality. Where there is an opinion, there is a vision.

New york Times: All news suitable for publication.

Economist: It's a good thing that you won't feel cold at the top.

Southern Weekend: Calm is a realm of rationality, a 20-year maturity, and feelings remain unchanged.

7. Haier: Haier made in China.

8. China Unicom: Love is a Chinese knot, connecting the four seas.

9. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed.

10. Fiyada: Once you have it, you have no choice.

1 1. Li Ning: Keep the excitement for yourself.

13. Changyu: legendary quality, a century of Changyu.

14. Xinfei refrigerator: The advertisement of Xinfei is good, but not good.

18. remy martin: As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.

19. Luxury car advertising language

Fiette Auto: Initiating a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remoulding and threatening, Super Rema 1000.

Chrysler Automobile Company: If you don't take this into account when buying our Chrysler Automobile Company, then you will suffer losses, not only you, but also us.

German scarab car: The appearance of the car has remained unchanged, so its appearance is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit inside, and it's more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

BMW: Even if you take it apart, it is still a beauty.

Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: Eventually, there will be a road and a Toyota car.

Cadillac: Power, speed and luxury.

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

If you don't like the course after a class, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must speak it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Find it early and don't leave it.

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

Recruitment of female secretary:

Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.

The advertisement on the tombstone

There is an inscription on the tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Hermise McTawi is buried here. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business-the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day and is located on the expressway 1 1.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.

The English country barber shop set up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A travel agency in the Netherlands released an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!"

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but leave your address first so that you can send your ashes to your family.

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even when he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5,265,438+04 weeks, you will live to be 65,438+000 years old!"

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," wrote an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

An advertisement for a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with this product.

Spend some advertising money: send some flowers to the person you love most, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Barber shop advertising: although unscathed, it is a top effort.

Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely;

Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can see God.

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Even if you tear it apart, it is still a kind of beauty.

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It is a beautiful thing to sit inside, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting inside.

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The appearance of this car remains the same, so its appearance is ugly, but its performance has been improving.

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If you don't consider our Chrysler when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you will suffer, but we will also suffer.

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Is she cute?

Fiat car>& gt& gt

Create a new era of Fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, menacing, surpassing Rema 65438+ 10,000.

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Power, speed and luxury.

German Volkswagen ""; & gt& gt& gt

Small is a good Toyota-everything will be solved eventually, and there will be a Toyota.

Bora-driver's car

A swift horse-the power of thunder, indulge thousands of miles.

Maxima II- How wild the heart is, how far the future is.

Fukang-all aspects really satisfy you.

Jeep-heroism

Liberate the truck-you have to liberate it at the critical moment.

Liberation truck-money-making machine

Golf-masterpiece-feel at home at first sight.

Chery Fengyun-Everything moves.

Fukang-take Fukang road and take Fukang car.

Santana-You are not afraid to travel around the world if you own Santana.

Jetta-rational choice

Make a budget in June+10, communicate more, want to be comprehensive, and choose Jacky Dida Medicine to save you money.

February flu prevention, diseases occur in four seasons, migratory birds fly with hidden dangers, and gold poison solves your troubles.

In March, the temperature was chaotic, and the kidneys had branches and spots. The book of green gods is the main version, and Duke prevents reinfection.

In April, I had difficulty breathing, coughing and snoring. I took the lead for Mi Xing. I have chosen a desk bell for more than 20 days.

In May, florfenicol was the first choice for large intestinal infarction, which would not harm the stomach and liver, so it was not often used for brooding.

In June, coccidiosis, screaming and abdominal pain changed dramatically. Aimeiqingyuan is used for prevention and Qiubaining is used for treatment.

Necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur in high temperature days in July, and red, yellow, white and green feces are mixed, which has obvious intestinal toxicity. Changtai makes chickens happy. If the effect is good, the ingredients should be mixed with changjiling.

In August, bursal disease occurred, accompanied by fever and carbon stool. It is a good plan to prepare capsules with poison. The poison was defeated and dispersed forever. After five days, the condition was relieved, so the electrolytic use should not be interrupted.

September, autumn is dry and the climate is dry. Add Happy 3000 feed, promote blood circulation, promote diuresis, protect liver, strengthen stomach, stop diarrhea and relieve sore throat, reduce feed ratio and make money. Chickens, ducks and pigs Niu Yi is very happy all the year round.

Liver disease is very common in June, so we should use Du Sanbai within two days, and don't move the serum antibody forcibly, and wait for 5 or 6 days for epidemic prevention.

1 1, the weather turns cold, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and neck stretching and breathing are also paralyzed. Jade Emperor's drink was specially used for four days.

Keep warm in February, and pay attention to ventilation to reduce ascites. Wen Biqing is Jianwei powder, and invigorating qi and nourishing blood is the key. In the cold season, exhaling all the ingredients can cure asthma.

1, arrow gum, love to use arrows (arrow gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3. A striking and striking (a slogan for an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of the clothes is great (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, a good wife and mother (advertising language for a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (mosquito killing advertisement)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (toothpaste advertisement)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, smart people see quality (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, amazed at the touch of curtains (advertising language of Asian computer three-dimensional animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, six gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of six gods)

20, stomach disease treatment in Sifang (Sifang stomach tablet advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom's Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22, beauty-wash away the dust all the way (a washing powder advertising language)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan for treating hemorrhoids drugs)

An advertisement of an audio company-"Call Four Tones!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawn shop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat company-"Take a man by his hat!"

An advertisement for a barber shop-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"Help yourself!"

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before you."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"freckle early, don't leave acne."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Printing everything except banknotes."

Be a woman that a man can't catch with one hand! It's good to be a woman!

Let 1 100 million people get smart first (giant brain gold)

Why do you have to be very smart? Your wisdom will always exist-the essence of hair growth.