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Ten yuan a catty of live fish and five yuan a catty of dead fish; Live shrimp 30 kg, dead shrimp 15 kg; 60 kg of live crabs, dead crabs have to be thrown away;
This is a sentence from a joke.
The content is probably: The teacher asked about the value of life.
A classmate selling fish replied: live fish is ten yuan a catty, and dead fish is five yuan a catty; Live shrimp 30 kg, dead shrimp 15 kg; Live crabs weigh 60 Jin, and dead crabs have to be thrown away.
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