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202 1 Talk about the mood of friends circle starting school in autumn (75 selected sentences)

1, eat and drink enough to go back to school.

2. Leave again to study.

3. New goal of the new semester: wait for the summer vacation.

4. The progress of homework can't keep up with the progress of school.

I can finally meet the person I really want to see.

6. Mom and Dad go to work and I go to kindergarten.

7. A few nights before school starts, there are almost thousands of lights!

8. Buy a ticket, go back to school by car, and then hang a subject.

9. There are two words that hurt millions of net worms: school.

10, dead mice don't feel cold, and the more they get to school, the more waves they get.

1 1, "What are you taking back to school?" "A brave heart."

12, what copy do you need to go to school? In short, you just cry hard.

13, in fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely.

14, no matter how depressed you are, you must work harder in the new semester.

15, school, you give up on me, my holiday and I are true love!

16, I broke up with the summer vacation because of * * *!

17, my god! Give me a shocking deskmate when I start school!

18, I heard that it is better to match the homework with the desk lamp the night before school starts.

19, I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see.

20. Dress like a blind date at the beginning of school, but it looks like a funeral.

2 1, school begins, try to take a step forward and get closer to your dreams.

22. After more than half of the summer vacation, I find it difficult to breathe at the thought of starting school.

23. I'm bored to death to play mobile phone with my sisters in the same bed.

24. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

25. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

Please pay attention to the first person who greets you on the first day of school.

28. I have begun to study how to become handsome when I walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

29. "What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you?" "It's time to start school!"

30, don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but not my heart.

3 1, it will be August before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

32, school begins, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

33. Qian Qian absolutely likes you, which is not as good as the sentence "What a coincidence" that started school in September.

34. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest. I am particularly jet-lagged.

I fell in love with my summer vacation, but soon, the school started and took my summer vacation away.

Children who don't want to start school are good children because they have no one at school.

37. How can I start school before I finish my homework? I can't remember the wrong time!

38. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

39. There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, and that's it: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter Holiday.

40. A few days before school starts, doing homework is just like eating dazzle.

4 1, finally ended the online class era, and suddenly found that the air was sweet on the way back to school.

42. I didn't show my cards to the teacher this time. He really thinks that online classes can teach me well.

43. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school?

44. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country in September.

Bye, mom. I'm sailing tonight. Don't worry about me. I have paddles of happiness and wisdom.

46. I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really.

47. Going to kindergarten is really annoying. I was woken up by my mother so early. I don't want to go to a small class.

48. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

49. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

50. "Time is beyond our control", "Talking about people" and "School will start soon".

5 1, there are still more than ten days to break up with the summer vacation, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

52. At the beginning of school, I felt that there was a big wave of zombies coming in immediately, and I didn't even plant sunflowers.

53. Those students who have always suspected that they have not heard from each other during the summer vacation will learn to appear in a high-profile manner as schoolmasters.

54. One by one, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet? As for it? I don't know what homework is.

55. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

56. After the start of school, there is another big battle, in which the senior pursues the junior, the junior hooks the senior, the junior follows the junior, and the junior hates the junior.

57. School is about to start, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave. Am I sick?

School starts tomorrow, and I have to adjust my schedule, but it's too difficult for me. Somebody help me!

59. Although I said I would start school, you suddenly told me to start school at once, but I still can't accept it.

I have a special function, that is, I can finish my homework in two days, but I can only start two days before school starts.

6 1, no precautions, no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

62. Everyone is worried about starting school. I didn't expect me to be the same. The homework is not finished yet. Will the teacher not sign up?

63. Shanglian: Telephone fees, tolls and broadband fees must be paid; Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

64. "There are only 15 days left in the summer vacation. What do you think? " "Where did the time go? The summer vacation started without a good look ~ "

65. When school begins, the door of knowledge is waiting for you to open, the true meaning of life is waiting for you to understand, the mystery of the world is waiting for you to explore, and the stage of life is waiting for you to perform.

66. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning!

67. As soon as September arrives, there will be no freedom as soon as you enter school, and you will not be able to eat three meals and feel weak. On the fifth day, I felt sad.

68. Tell you a terrible news: school will start tomorrow!

69. Jobs died at 5 o'clock when Apple was about to leave, Jackson died at the beginning of the concert, and Paul died at the beginning of Fast and furious 7. Take care, teacher.

70. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my opponent's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me at school and wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I am sad.

7 1, I: "Doctor, I haven't been sleeping well, eating well and playing well recently. Am I terminally ill? " Doctor: "No, it's because you are about to start school."

72. I am particularly looking forward to the start of school, although I have never thought about it? Some people can decorate the sky for students without complicated interpersonal relationships and bare subjects? I look forward to my homework as soon as I think about it.

73. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, an excuse for not bringing homework, and a kind of happiness for teachers to ask for leave; There is a kind of sadness called the coming of the monthly exam, a kind of quietness called the arrival of the old class, and a kind of hardship called China students!

74. Time flies, the school day is coming; Enter the university and learn to take care of yourself; Students unite and help each other, don't be grumpy; When frustrated, you can't give up on yourself; Persist in learning hard and succeed step by step; Friends care, remember, be sure to contact!

75. In ten days' time, we will squat and shit and climb the ladder to sleep. From 7: 00 in the morning, there is no power at night, no TV to watch, no sofa to sit on, waiting in line to eat in the canteen, and taking a shower to be watched by others. Summer vacation, summer vacation, we once loved each other, and it hurts to think about it.