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Essay Script for "Award Storm" of Enterprise Annual Meeting
Essay Script for "Award Storm" of Enterprise Annual Meeting
Creation: xxx
Theme of the work: By showing the funny scene that some people reach for the prize and some people voluntarily resign in the annual work summary of a unit, it reflects people's democratic consciousness of pursuing openness, justice and fairness in today's society, and also reflects two different ideological realms in front of fame and fortune.
Character setting: 4 people, 2 men and 2 women.
Director Wang (male)-unit leader (if it is an enterprise, it can be renamed as Mr. Wang);
Zhang Xian (female)-Award-winning employee:
Li Shan (female)-rewarding employees;
Yao Jiang (male)-retired employee.
Stage props: a table with a number of telephones, teacups and documents on it; Four chairs.
Love festival communication:
Director Wang wears glasses and carries a briefcase.
Director: Just after the year-end summary, there was a wave of employee rewards. Those who did not win the prize had opinions, and those who won the prize did not do it. This phenomenon is really rare. It's really a chicken's ass tied with an egg. I'm sorry, being a leader is a bit awkward. Go to the table and sit down and get a glass of water. People nowadays are really unpredictable. When to rest for fame and fortune, getting up early and staying up late is not free, riding a donkey like a horse, living in a villa and looking at tall buildings. When will you be satisfied? Not enough. Alas! (sighs)
Director: (After drinking water, he rubbed his temples with his hands, and then said) The award storm is hard to stop, his blood pressure rises and he has a headache. Someone wanted to write a letter of complaint, and someone petitioned the capital, forcing me to take the initiative to give way and let me go. (angry, striking the table)-impossible! (Calm down, then say) It is normal for employees to be a little unhappy without knowing the specific situation. When you become a leader, you have to be generous and let them speak boldly. No, today, several employees want to consult me and listen to their dissatisfaction, whether it is red or whiteboard.
Zhang Xian stormed onto the stage.
Zhang Xian: I have a problem with awards. Why don't I have Zhang Xian? I'll talk to the director and see what answer he gives me. (pause) I'm waiting for a colleague named Li Shan. Let's fight together and see how the director does it. Maybe it's a dead fart.-too slow. (Calling Li Shan) Li Shan, hurry up!
Li Shan: I'm coming, I'm coming (with a piece of paper in my hand, hurry to the stage). Excellent employees are on the list, but I, Li Shan, am not. I heard that there will be a grand prize this year. Give me an excellent prize of 8000. (Holding Zhang Xian's hand) Come on, let's talk to the director and see if we can make a sharp turn.
Zhang Xian: What (asking the audience)? You said we reached for the prize. Thick-skinned .
Li Shan: You are still an antique. The society is progressing and the times are developing. We volunteered to defend our rights. In ancient times, there was a volunteer who could recommend himself. Why do we have to face it? No, no, that's wrong. Why dodge? Safeguarding rights requires taking some risks.
Zhang Xian: Besides, there is something wrong with this award itself. We can't hold back our anger and sulk. Hey! Isn't that enough? (pointing to the director's office)
When they arrived at the door of the director's office, they were suspicious and pushed each other, and no one would go in first.
Li Shan: You go first! (Pushing Zhang Xian forward)
Zhang Xian: You go first! (Pushing Li Shan forward)
Li Shan: Go in, you have a lot of nerve.
Zhang Xian: Go inside, you are so cheeky.
Li Shan: What?
Zhang Xian: You're in the front and I'm in the back.
Li Shan: Oh, why don't we go in together and push the door with our legs and hands?
Zhang Xian: OK, I'll shout one, two, three.
Director: Who is shouting outside the door? Come in and talk if you need anything. (gets up to open the door)
At this time, Zhang Xi 'an and Li Shan were ready to open their legs at the same time. Just as the director opened the door, they almost threw themselves on the director.
Director: Hey hey! Are you kidding? (step back)
Zhang Xian: Please don't laugh, director. We didn't throw ourselves at each other ...
Li Shan: We have something to argue with you ...
Director: Noisy?
Zhang Xian: No, no, I have something to talk to you about.
Director: Come, come, sit down and speak slowly.
Li Shan: No, we stand and say, we are full of breath.
Director: What's so angry about?
Zhang Xian: This year-end award is unfair, with irregular procedures and opaque operation. Everyone says there is something fishy, and the leader feels like giving away the prize. It seems that this mass line education has not touched your heart, and the three strictness and three realities have not alerted you …
Li Shan: Those who are really excellent are not evaluated, and those who can blow and shoot are all on the list.
Zhang Xian: Because of your relationship and background, the winners are all celebrities around you.
Li Shan: Hard-working people are not evaluated, while opportunistic people are praised.
Zhang Xian: Where there is atmosphere, you will learn to be bad ... The central government requires flies and tigers to fight together so as not to be dragged into the water ...
Li Shan: It was said that it was given to the masses for comment, and the leaders had already acquiesced.
Zhang Xian: There is an employee named Yao Jiang who can win the prize. He has just been a model for two years and is going to give a speech in the city. Do you know what everyone says?
Director: What do you mean?
Zhang Xian: Your director and I are fellow villagers.
Director: Wow! A barrage, you can really make it up. He is Shanhaiguan in Hebei, I am Maanshan in Anhui, and the two sides of the Yellow River shake hands-far from fellow villagers, not at all.
Li Shan: Why can't we win prizes when others can win them?
Zhang Xian: Let's have some soup while others are eating meat.
Li Shan: Even if there is no soup, we can smell it.
Director: Do you think the people's commune eats the canteen-everyone has a share? ... drink some water. Take a break and listen to me first ... (Interrupt).
Zhang Xian: Don't tell the truth. If we find you, we will win the prize.
Li Shan: I am good at truth. I dream that I am better than you.
Director: Yo, drink! Do you really want to mess with me? Can you let me talk?
Zhang Xian: OK, go ahead!
Director: We understand your feelings, and I'd like to hear your opinion. There is nothing wrong with the adjudication procedure and the result cannot be changed. You should be fine ... (interrupted by Li Shan)
Li Shan: OK? What's so good (angry)? If the award results don't change, we will come for nothing. If there is no result today, tomorrow we will sit still and wait for death …
Director: Oh! (surprised) as for it?
Zhang Xian: Neither fish nor shrimp tastes good. We went to the president of the United States, and the president of the United States said no, and then we went to Ban Ki-moon ... (He smiled while covering his mouth)
Director: Wow! It's really good! The president of the United States is in Washington. Who will give you a visa? If you don't have a visa, the police will give you a heavy blow. Are you ashamed?
Casual jokes, the two calmed down a lot.
Director: You two calm down and be quiet. There are some things you don't understand, and some are pure shadows. You said that this award depends on the relationship and background, and several leaders decided by default. Please talk about specific things and people.
Zhang and Li He: Yes.
Zhang Xian: I'll go first.
Director: OK, I'm all ears.
Zhang Xian: Let's talk about Yao Jiang. He doesn't care, and he has no background. You modeled him?
Director: You have ruled out that he and I are fellow villagers. What's his relationship and background?
Zhang Xian: I heard that one of his uncles is the secretary of the vice mayor. Can you not hug these thick legs? (interrupted by Li Shan)
Li Shan: No, it's not. I went down early.
Zhang Xian: Oh? How did you get down?
Li Shan: I don't know what to do. I'm embarrassing the leader.
Director: Yo, drink! It seems that you know a lot! Then tell me how big a mistake you made.
Li Shan: When the leader speaks, he talks nonsense. When the leader toasts, he doesn't drink. When the leader takes the food, he turns over the table. When the leader leaves, he sings. When he leads the family, he talks nonsense. When the leader has an accident, he shirks it. 100% is unqualified. Who wants such a secretary?
Director Zhang Xi 'an smiled.
Li Shan: A qualified secretary can't be like this.
Director: What should a qualified secretary look like?
Li Shan: A qualified secretary should embody the word "first" everywhere.
Director: What is the first method?
Li Shan: The leader goes ahead to see if the road is clear. I will sit down before the leader sits down and see if the position is wrong. I'll speak before the leader speaks, and try to see if the microphone rings; The leader didn't taste me first to see if the food was cold; I stand guard when the leader sleeps, and I can't tell where to sleep. (Say that finish oneself also smiled)
Director: Haha! You are still a set of a set! According to you, we will hug the thigh of such an unqualified secretary?
Zhang Xian: I have never heard of a secretary. I heard that Yao Jiang has a cousin who is a township head.
Director: Do we also hug the thigh of the township head?
Zhang Xian: What happened to the township head? The steward is as good as you, the director. Didn't you listen to the farmer brother?
Director: Say what?
Zhang Xian: Township Head, Township Head, who will be the leader if you are not popular? The maintenance of being a township head: a chicken every day, a sheep every five days, and a groom every day. Every village has a mother-in-law. (Say that finish Wu wear the mouth smiled)
Director: You are talking about corrupt township heads, but most township heads are not!
Zhang Xian: After studying and rectifying "mass line education" and "three strictness and three realities", there may be some convergence now ...
Li Shan: I also heard that ...
Director: What did you hear again?
Li Shan: There was a meeting of three-level cadres in a county. After the meeting, the county magistrate patted the beer belly of a township head and said, the task is heavy, the time is tight and the requirements are high, but you should be as angry as your belly! The township head patted his stomach: Don't worry, county magistrate, since I became the township head, I will give my stomach to the party. If I am sent to Taiwan Province Province, I will definitely eat them.
Director: Haha! Where did you hear all this? (Pause for a moment) Well, let's not talk about this mess. There is something out of nothing that has nothing to do with awards. I don't have an uncle who is a secretary or a cousin who is a village official. Be careful to accuse you of being framed.
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