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1. Running around tired, physically and mentally exhausted, going their separate ways, no regrets,

2. Don't look at your face, don't be timid, don't make trouble, don't cry,

3. Don't sweep the house, don't fold the bed and quilt, don't listen to wordiness, don't kneel down,

4. There should be no hate. When will the dream come true?

5. Everyone who is single is really single!

6. I hope that people will live long, and bachelors will always be there.

7. I hope that people will live for a long time, and bachelors are not on earth.

8. Treat bachelors like spring.

9. See you tomorrow, bachelor, see you every day!

10. Don't cry if you are single, stand up!

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12. Does a bachelor need a reason? Need it? Don't you need it?

13. Time flies, stick for a hundred years!

14. Haier, bachelor forever!

15. Married, bachelor is more outstanding!

16. Long live friends, single and innocent!

17. It's our brother again this year!

18. We won't celebrate Singles Day this year.

19. Today is a bachelor, tomorrow is a pillar!

20.are you single today?

2 1. Repeated moving, frequent dating, cuddling and kissing, nothing taboo,

22. Love is precious, but being single is innocent.

23. Eat, be hungry, drink, be drunk, love, hate, endure and sleep.

24. Have you seen my bachelor?

25. Friends get together, tell lies, attend dinners and satisfy their stomachs.

26. In fact, I have a good life, and I am carefree all day long!

27. People are celebrating the last Singles Day this year!

28. Life is short, freedom is precious, being single is twice as good, long live being single!

29. On April 1st, you also lit me up!

30. all income, self-control, smart spending, absolute ownership,

3 1. One world, different bachelors.

32. I am single, and I am honored.

33. I am single and I am happy!

34. I'm single. I feed myself a bag of salt!

35. Our goal is-perfect!

36. I am single, and I am proud!

37. I think the farther you fly, the better and not tired, because I am still single!

38. One person's holiday, one person.

39. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

40. One-person consumption, no drag; Don't listen to wordiness, don't kneel down; No quarrel, no tears; Spending money smartly, being the master of the country is absolute; Can love and hate, can endure and sleep; Attend the dinner to satisfy the stomach; Life is short and freedom is precious.

4 1. surf the internet day and night, chat with girls, flirt, be bold,

42. Be a bachelor and tell others that there is no persistence to do!

Singles Day Blessing SMS

165438+ 10/1Singles Day I wish you more confidence, courage, strength, care, warmth, consideration, happiness, happiness and wonderful life!

I thought that 165438+ 10/0 1 both sides were paired, which was not in line with the bleak atmosphere of Singles' Day, while June 165438+ 10/day, !

This is a magical blessing message, which can ensure that you are not lonely on Singles Day-just invite me to dinner, and you are not lonely when I accompany you on Singles Day.

These days, bachelors don't accept gifts, but they accept girlfriends! Shelf life: life; Composition: A kind and loving heart. Happy holidays to you who are single! Receive the gift as soon as possible!

165438+1October 1 1. Loneliness is still burning, spread out my arms and hope someone can rely on me. Unfortunately, no one was trapped. I don't know when I will know. What's the smell of swan meat? I guess you don't know either! ! ! Happy Singles Day!

Sending flowers on Singles' Day: "Flowers" are everywhere when you send your career; Second, send eternal "flowers" like years; Three gifts add "flowers" to the future. Finally, I hope that the baseball friends will "spend" the wedding candle as soon as possible.

Singles' Day has four ones, and four ones represent four hearts. Study hard, work hard, be happy, sincere, sweet, happy and carefree!

No wife, no girlfriend, no one to manage our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, nobody cares about our hands; Sleep late, no one bothers us without taking a shower; Big bachelor, little bachelor, free and easy! Happy Singles Day!

Singles Day Manifesto: You can drink all the wine, spend all the money every month, get up at nine o'clock, surf the Internet in the middle of the night, wander around and lead an abnormal life if you have nothing to do. Vowed to be a bachelor to the end. Happy Singles Day!

Singles Day is coming, and the short message conveys my heart: I am so lucky to have you in this life. I will join hands with you and snuggle through the cold winter. I will build a safe harbor for you and a happy home for love!

The fish in the pond is always bubbling, the birds in the tree are always singing, and people on the road are always laughing at me, ah! It turned out that there was an important event that I almost missed: Happy Singles' Day, brother!

On behalf of the people of the whole country, SMS Center wishes all male bachelors find a dear, loving and caring person to bid farewell to singles on Singles Day. I wish all female bachelors find someone you love and love to bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute!

Singles' Day is coming, and I wish the wedding nunchakus all the best. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!

Don't say you have no money, don't say you are not handsome, you are quite broad-minded. Actually, you are very cute. You hold a small fist, shake your cool hair and smile evilly, and walk to the girl who has a crush on Niu Niu. Happy Singles Day.

Dude, the last thing I want is to be single. Singles Day is the last day I want to spend. The last thing I want to do is to receive a text message on Singles Day. The last thing I want to see when I receive a text message on Singles Day is: Happy Singles Day!

About Singles Day:11.11Singles Day

1. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

3. What is China's show of love on Valentine's Day? She can rob me on Singles Day.

I will be alone on Valentine's Day, Singles' Day and Christmas, and I will be alone when I have an exam.

Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

6. How do you spend Singles Day? I cried, laughed, loved and hated sadly, but I was still alone when I passed by.

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

8. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. Are you still alone on Singles Day? Nonsense, will I become a dog?

10. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

1 1. Singles' Day is coming. I can't wait to find someone to make do with it. The handsome one still insists on the principle of being single.

12. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again? Half a person comes out. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

15. I wish friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

16. Last Singles' Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave you next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

17. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

18. The stroke of the ugly word is 4, and the stroke of the bad word is 7, which adds up to 1 1, which is why you are single.

19. Let's break up. Why? Because I'm celebrating Singles Day.

20. I remember that a few years ago, people without partners were called single aristocrats. How did they become dogs in recent years?

2 1. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and go after Singles Day ~

22. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched a series of games, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

23. It is said that music on rainy days goes well with chocolate. Then you should hear that the overdue mid-term exam is more suitable for Singles' Day.

24. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

25. I hate being told that I am happy on Singles Day. What's hateful is that I have to say thank you.

26. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

27. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

28. Some people say that I am single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're still a fucking catamaran!

29. Tell me a sad joke. Singles Day is coming, and you are still single.

30. Singles' Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the romance, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter.

Singles Day, Singles Day.

1. No gifts this year, only girlfriends.

2. When did you have a girlfriend? Ask about the group wine. I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends? I want to quit the group, but I'm afraid the opportunity will flow away.

Singles Day is coming, and I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will. I will marry you.

4. Another year of Singles Day. If anyone dares to show their love in QQ space again, show show show and show show show will show endlessly, and I will cut, cut and cut many pictures. When you get married with someone other than Ta, I'll print out the pictures and send them to you in a red envelope.

I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

6. A good Singles Day is a Valentine's Day.

7. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Halloween alone, Singles Day alone, and you take the exam alone!