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600 words 10 articles written by cattle people in our class.
There are awesome classes, especially this class. Come and bask in the awesome people in our class now!
Kuching, the sleeping king
If you ask me, who sees Duke Zhou the most every day? I will tell you without hesitation-Gu Jin. Every day when the bell rings, Gu Jin will fall asleep slowly. We listen to the class and he sleeps; We take notes and he sleeps; He was still sleeping when we were reading. Whenever this happens, the teacher will reluctantly give him a name. If his classmates laughed at him for sleeping all day, he frowned and said, "Where did I sleep?" You must think, "Sleeping all day, your grades must be average?" Then you are wrong. He is still in the top few grades and has been the monitor of our class. Maybe the duke of Zhou taught him a lesson in his dream? This is Niu Ren Kuching.
Cai zi pang zi su
When the beautiful piano sounds in the music classroom, close your eyes, and you seem to see the deer drinking the stream leisurely by the stream in the beautiful forest. This stream is crystal clear. By the stream, there is a piano, Prince Charming is playing touching music, and Princess Swan is dancing a beautiful ballet on the grass. The fairy tale world is so beautiful. But once you open your eyes, huh? Why did Prince Charming become a fat man? Looking intently, it turned out to be Sue, a glutton. For Sue, a person with a mouth can't be abolished. Be sure to eat enough and talk enough. He likes steamed stuffed buns best, eating several a day. When a teacher is in class, there are usually many strange questions, which must be Su Ti's. He asks a lot of "why" every day. But it is such a fat man who can play wonderful piano music with steamed stuffed bun's hands. It's really awesome.
Genius writer Yang Yingying
A beautiful hair exudes a calm temperament. A jade hand holding a pen is a masterpiece. This is a talented woman, Yang Yingying. Her composition, written in spring, summer, autumn and winter, makes you indulge in the beautiful scenery of nature; Writing about parents' love makes you want to cry. Her writing technique is exquisite and memorable. It's amazing how well you write.
This is the awesome people in our class, because of them, our life is so interesting. I hope everyone can find their own "cow" place, work hard and strive for success!
2. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle people in our class.
"Niuren"? It means someone who can do great things. Well, there are many classes in our class.
Xiao Li, I have to say that he used to be a "sleeping god". He always sleepwalks in any Chinese, math, science and history class. In that Chinese class, the teacher suddenly stopped and looked at us with angry eyes. Needless to guess, it must be Xiao Li. The teacher shouted to him, "Here comes the big mother!" "He moved, probably thought it was a dream, and then fell asleep sideways. The teacher went on to say, "the big mother is coming", and then he slowly raised his head, slowly opened his eyes with three eyelids, narrowed them into a crack, and looked around, only to find himself asleep in class. The teacher also smiled and said that he was an "entrepreneur". In math class, it is easier to fall asleep. Sitting in the corner is not easy to be found by the teacher, so I sleep soundly. After the math teacher found out, he broke the chalk and threw it at Xiao Li accurately. It's no use throwing one. When he was sideways, the teacher threw out the second and third ones. Finally, he raised his head and made the class laugh. I guess, maybe he dreamed of "Sister Fairy" ...
In addition to "Sleeping God", there is also him-Xiao Zhao. On the other hand, he is really a cow. Under the table, it's a mess. I really don't know, but I'm shocked. In class, we took out the test papers one after another, and he was still groping below. As a result, he took out a crumpled paper like a "diaper"-that is, the test paper. On the ground around him, there are not only books, but also papers, cups and pencil boxes ... It has to be said that it is a "land of water sharing". Now, he may not be like this in the future. I believe he can correct it because it is a process.
Our class is a big group. Although some students don't do well in life, with you, me and him, and all kinds of "awesome people", we have added some happiness, thus forming our complete big family.
3. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle in our class.
In other words, there are many "awesome people" in our class. What "geography little prince", "political little princess" and "sleepy king", but what I admire most is Tao Houhao, an athlete in our class.
Tao Houhao, from his name, knows that he is a quiet and kind "Shunan". A refreshing sportswear, a pair of clean and simple sports shoes, fair skin and a standard Mandarin are the simple Tao Houhao.
Although she looks weak, on the playground, he is like a robot that is always charged with electricity, showing his elegance to the fullest.
Last time we went to physical education class, our teacher gave us a 1000 meter race. This four-minute project is a complete destruction for me. Although I practice running every morning, I am not interested in any sport that lasts more than a minute, especially long-distance running.
God, what should we do? "Ready, let's go!" At the teacher's command, all the students ran forward like wild horses, and I was the only one left behind, running very slowly. I have to stop and have a rest after running for twenty or thirty meters. I panted as others rushed forward. Who is the man who has been far away? Look, it's him-Tao Houhao. This speed is simply n times that of me! I'm surprised that he didn't stop to run a kilometer once. Look, my finish line has finally arrived at my N stop. It is conceivable that his grades are the first in the class, and I am embarrassed to say my grades. I really envy his sports, if only I had such achievements!
He is not only talented in sports, but also one of the few in mathematics. He can handle every math exam calmly, and no matter what problems he faces, he can't stop like running. I admire his attitude and spirit.
Tao Houhao, the "awesome person" in our class, is such a simple person. He is not good at words, but he is not affected. How's it going? Don't you admire him?
4. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle in our class.
As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups", and each class will have several "awesome people". Call them "cows", but they are not "cows" because they are derogatory "cows".
There are two "awesome people" in our class. They are the "gods" of our class! Call them "Niuren No.1" and "Niuren No.2" for the time being. "Niuren No.1" was transferred from another class to our class. In fact, just look at this and you should know how awesome he is. He has done countless bad things, and he can't finish talking for three days and nights-smoking, drinking, fighting, fighting, puppy love, swearing ... and most admirable, he closed his eyes in class and went crazy after class. "Niuren II" is a good brother of "Niuren I". The two of them are in cahoots all day, doing similar things. After all, they are both very virtuous.
These two awesome people are "famous" in our class and even in our school, and almost no one doesn't know. This is necessary. They are what teachers call bad students and two typical examples of negative teaching materials.
"Niuren No.1" is quite high, about 1.7 meters. He laughed, with shallow dimples on both sides. The most striking feature is a mole on his chin. The whole person is black and red. Not ugly, but not handsome.
"Niuren II" is also quite tall, with a big head and a small brain, with a countdown score. It is a typical "big fool". Wearing a pair of glasses seems to be very learned.
But even two bad students have a good side. They help the teacher with things, help the monitor keep discipline, and help the classmates move the table ... so we can't just look at people from one side. Everyone has advantages.
Nevertheless, in the impression of classmates and teachers, they are still bad students and "social people". But I want to advise two "awesome people": If you want to impress others, try to make yourself develop in a good way and become a good student. We are students, not social black bosses; Our task is to learn, not to save the earth. So, don't be too self-righteous, do your duty as a student, or you will ruin yourself.
5. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle in our class.
There are many great gods in our class. Listen to me in detail.
"Funny expert"-Zhou Juncai, is myself. I have a gift for being funny. I can make you laugh with a few strokes. For example, when dancing the little apple dance between classes, I was not dancing the little apple, but I was going crazy with epilepsy. Isn't this interesting? Killing power, 85%, killing skill-"funny atomic bomb".
Zhang Jiayi, a privileged woman. Her voice is as loud as a tweeter, so you can't find the southeast, northwest, southeast. Last time, I borrowed a pen from the woman who chartered the car. Before long, she came up to me angrily and shouted, "Zhou Juncai-give me back my pen!" " Do you think this person is a "hired woman" with 89% lethality and a killer weapon-"chartered car for debt collection"?
Kicking people-Yang. When her feet fall, the fairy can be kicked to death. Because she often has a cheap mouth, she has been kicked more often, and her unconscious speed has also become faster. So I don't think girls can be provoked, let alone Yang. The lethality is 95%, and the killing skill-"Foshan has no shadow feet".
"Kou Wang Chuanren"-Yang Zhenning. She is definitely the "murderous" and the most majestic goddess in the class. At any time, it is possible to remind someone, someone, someone once, and the team will remind them again, not only because she is a member of the Disciplinary Committee of our class. If one day, I become a disciplinary Committee member, haha, Yang Zhenning, remind you once that I will not reduce your death. The lethality is 98%, and the killer skill-"reducing the palm".
"The King of Deduction"-Teacher Tong. 100% will make you desperate, hehe ... occasionally giving you less points will make you doubt life. Therefore, don't do bad things, or you will not only lose points, but also rack your brains to write 400 words of reflection in the middle of the night. Kill skill: Kill skill-"super-deduction".
You see, these are the great gods of our class. If we combine together, we will never be inferior to The Avengers. Ha ha!
6. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle in our class.
A cow is a person who is unique and powerful in all aspects. There is one such cow in my classmates' circle. He showed his ability both in and out of class, which often surprised and admired us.
He is our monitor.
He is not tall, but he is an excellent athlete. He runs like an arrow, as if he can spread his wings and fly. He is not only a sprint champion, but also endurance. I remember that at a sports meeting, he faced all kinds of strong enemies and resisted the pressure. 1000 meter ran for 3 minutes and 50 seconds and won the first place. This achievement made him a veritable "flying man" in the class.
"Jingle bells" a harsh class bell pierced the quiet playground in the morning, another math class! I was on pins and needles, but the monitor almost jumped with excitement. The teacher came and started the class. In class, every question of the teacher seems to me as insurmountable as Mount Everest, but for him, it is like walking on the ground. Every time he raises his hand first, he answers it like a stream, which is seamless. After class, the teacher took out the exam artifact-the test paper! So I started a difficult trip to the desert. Watching the monitor's answer is like driving on the highway, which is very enjoyable. After class, the students all leaned in to discuss the paper with him. After listening to his fluent explanation, I couldn't help sighing: "Oh, what a bully."
After class is over, I am still looking at flowers in the math fog, and a burst of cheerful laughter has floated over. Needless to ask, it must be the monitor telling jokes. He has many fresh and interesting things to share with us every day. Everyone's laughter made all the tension and depression disappear.
In fact, the squad leader has a better side, that is, "bow down and be a willing ox."
He silently contributed to the class and helped others regardless of gains and losses. A classmate nicknamed "Potato" has the worst study and many minor faults, so everyone is somewhat alienated from him. The monitor took the initiative to care about him, not only boldly pointed out his shortcomings, but also often made up lessons for him. Gradually, the "potato" finally made progress.
The monitor is the best person in our class, and it is his best wish to make all his friends "awesome".
7. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle people in our class.
There are many awesome people in our class! Along the way, everyone can keep us from ear to ear all day. Li Daole is very talented in sports, but what I admire most is Junho in our class.
He has a perfect Chinese face and is the fattest, heaviest and plump person in our class, but his nickname is "Jerry". This nickname comes from the cartoon Tom and Jerry, in which there is a clever and thin mouse named "Jerry". I think Jerry wants to lose weight too much! By the way, Jerry has another mantra: "I am a flexible fat man." He often says, "I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight!" " "
I believe going to physical education class is like hell on earth for Jerry! Because you have to run two laps before going to physical education class, and the formation should be consistent when you run, so you can't fall behind and be too loose. Jerry and I ran side by side, and every time just halfway through, Jerry began to gasp. Winter is fine. If it were summer, Jerry would be sweating like a pig!
Once, I had to jump rope in physical education class. The teacher said to jump to 100 to stop. After a sound of skipping rope, most people finished jumping, only Jerry still insisted on completing the task!
There was a time when Jerry couldn't get away from physical education class. I'm worried about Jerry. Is he going to give up losing weight? One day I asked Jerry why he didn't come to physical education class, and he said he had something at home, not because he didn't want to go to physical education class! I am relieved!
The most impressive time was practicing forward tumbling on the physical education class. Everyone was not embarrassed when they heard the news, but I saw a flash of worry on Jerry's face. I was just about to go up and comfort Jerry, but I didn't expect a smile on his face and he was eager to try! It will be his turn soon. Jerry carefully put his hand on the ground and leaned back, but he still failed, but Jerry tried several times under the guidance of the teacher!
I say Jerry Niu not because he has anything extraordinary, but because he has a belief, a indomitable spirit and courage! Every time I see Jerry wiping the sweat on his head easily and struggling to run forward, I can't help but step up!
I believe that one day Jerry will be as thin as a bolt of lightning!
8. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle people in our class.
There is an awesome person in our class. Her knowledge is not rich and her eloquence is not strong. She is not an athlete, much less a master of musical instruments. Then who could she be?
When winter came, I had to put on my winter clothes and wrap myself up. But when taking notes in class, wearing this heavy coat is a bit clumsy. I have to take off my clothes. Look at your table full of holes. Where do you put it?
I asked the last classmate, "Can you put my clothes in the hole in your desk?" The last classmate shook his head. In fact, I can understand that everyone wants to put some books in the hole in the table so that they can be taken out again. Everyone wants to put their clothes in the hole in the table. It would be embarrassing if you put one more dress in.
Just when I was embarrassed, someone suddenly whispered to me, "Dong, please leave your clothes with me. I am free here. "
When I looked aside, she was talking and beckoned me to take my clothes. Her fingers are together, her palms are resting on her forehead, and her eyes are wide open. Her actions are funny, but I can't laugh, and some are just moved.
She rushed to do something that no one else wanted to do. It was awesome!
There is a security class in Sheung Wan. After the teacher finished the class, there was still a lot of time, and the students were writing the homework assigned by the political teacher in the last class. Before class, I lent my political textbook to others. At that time, I forgot that I could do my homework after class. Now I have to stare at environmental education textbooks and get sleepy. Suddenly, she said to me, "Dong, I don't need a political book. You can take it. " I was immediately resurrected with blood, took a political book, and joined the army of homework before I could say "thank you".
Others don't like to be "nosy", but she always pays attention and stands up when necessary. Do you think she is awesome?
In physical education class, it was inconvenient for students to run with skipping rope and shuttlecock, and she couldn't run because of physical reasons, so we had to transfer our position and gave her skipping rope and shuttlecock. She doesn't mind, but she is cheerful and seems eager.
It's amazing that she doesn't care about what others refuse!
9. bask in the 600-word composition of the cattle in our class.
She is an athlete in our class and a "great man" in our class.
The first time I met her, I just thought she was ordinary, with long hair and black-rimmed glasses. She is short, petite and lovely. I didn't know then that she could be extraordinary.
Running 800 meters is really not easy for us. Everyone was nervous at the end of the exam, but she looked relaxed. At first, I just thought she was in a good state of mind, so I didn't care too much. 1 After half a lap, I felt exhausted, but she looked the same, striding like an antelope race, and suddenly became the first person in the queue, but I didn't care to move on. The final sprint 100 meters, she tried her best to cross the finish line. At that moment, it was like a bird spreading its wings and wanting to fly. And even though I worked hard, I only crossed the 10 line. Every time I sit on the ground panting after running, I always gnash my teeth at her relaxed and ordinary expression.
Long jump is her strong point, and standing long jump is related to people's jumping talent. 1.8m is already my achievement. When she was taking the exam, the crowd around her suddenly increased. I saw her feet standing still, her eyes closed, taking a deep breath, swinging her arms back and forth, and accumulating energy. At this time, her center of gravity shifted from the back to the front, her feet jumped hard, and Gao Teng took off. Put your hands back, tuck in your abdomen and lift your legs, fly over a perfect rainbow, then follow the ground and bend your upper body forward. Looking sideways at the scale next to it, it has exceeded 2 meters! Compared with her petite figure, I can't believe my eyes! She stood up with a triumphant smile on her face. Yes, so everyone is watching her exam.
Her name is Ling Juan, and she is good at sports, perhaps because she likes moving rather than being quiet. Whenever the class is over, I always hear her laughter. Even if I don't turn around, I can see her smile in my eyes. The wind, with her joy, seems to have a sweet taste. Looking sideways, you can see her playing with her good classmates. Looking back, she has fled to other places.
She is very lively and often chats with me to relieve boredom. In the boring recess life, she is undoubtedly a highlight.
Ling Juan is an "awesome person" in our class and an "awesome person" in my heart.
10. Let's bask in our class's 600-word composition.
"Cowboys" are everywhere. Including our class, there is also a great person. Speaking of him, you can't help but give a thumbs up.
In class, he is a clown. Where there is him, there is joy. Every time after class, I can always hear him make my classmates laugh again, and his voice is terrible. Look at him, he is already out of breath, and his red face makes people laugh. Moreover, every time he laughs at a classmate, making people embarrassed, and then he goes to other places to tease others. He is almost the only figure in the whole classroom who keeps dangling. In class, when he meets a strict teacher, he is like a kitten, very clever, but once he meets a teacher who is not strict and kind, he is like eating ten bears and leopards and always "speaks loudly" after the teacher's words. Of course, he is always beaten. In class, he is a joker and a chatterbox. At the same time, it is he who is scolded by the teacher in most cases.
Once, in a math class, we all listened attentively. After a while, the teacher walked off the platform, came to him and forced a piece of chalk into his mouth. It turned out that he was eating and was caught by the teacher on the spot. Looking at his sad face, we couldn't help laughing. Later, he was called to the office and had a "cordial and friendly conversation" with the teacher in turn. But even if he is beaten, he will not wither, and he will even come again. Sometimes I really worry about him. Sometimes, he is also very pitiful, and taking the blame is an example. Not long ago, all the teachers went to the meeting, so we all began to discuss how to celebrate Teachers' Day. Everyone shouted sentence by sentence, but was caught red-handed by a supervisor. He was warned first and then found out. Just then, he was called out by the teacher to enjoy a few dogmas. When he came in, his face was full of helplessness. In this way, he took the blame for us, which is a pity.
But no matter how naughty and annoying he is, I still like him and think he is awesome. Because where there is him, there is laughter, and the originally boring study life has become particularly beautiful since then.
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