Joke Collection Website - News headlines - Which is better than Xijing College and Xi 'an Peihua College?
Which is better than Xijing College and Xi 'an Peihua College?
I am a student in the Information Engineering Department of Xijing College in Shaanxi Province. I originally graduated in June 26, but I have been out of the campus since December 25. I have experienced a lot since I left the campus. I really don't know whether to hate studying or to "thank" the school.
I remember that I got a job at a job fair held in December 25, but this job was recruited by an intermediary company through the school. I was talking about reserve cadres. I worked in Guangdong, but I had to pay the agency fee in 3 yuan, and there was a travel fee of 3 yuan. We think it is not easy to find a job now, and the salary is good. Besides, the school leaders also said that there is no problem in the work.
nearly 2 of us signed up and came to Guangdong in early January 26 < At first, the school said that a teacher sent us here, but we didn't see the teacher until we arrived in Guangdong. It seems that we stood us up > After arriving in Guangdong, the intermediary in Xi 'an handed us over to an intermediary company in Guangdong. Since then, we have started our cheating mileage, what health certificate and travel expenses < we are not familiar with this, but we were charged 1 yuan for the journey of more than 2 yuan >, which is not counting. It was not until we entered the factory that we found out that the fraud was even greater, which was completely different from what the intermediary in Xi 'an said. Working hours are different. I say eight hours a day, and sometimes I work overtime, but this factory works overtime every day, working 12 hours a day, and even eating for 14-15 hours. There is no Sunday, so I have worked in it for more than 4 days, so I took three days off for the New Year. I usually can't even ask for leave, not to mention how hard the work is. The food is so bad that it is not for people at all, not for us.
We went out to find an agent in Guangdong, and asked them to give us an explanation. They said we couldn't change the factory for you, so we thought we should change it, but we had to pay 1-2 yuan to change the factory, and that's the only way to find a job as soon as possible (mainly because we are not familiar with this place). Damn it, the agency changed several factories for us, one was not as good as the other, and the last factory we found was from 6: a.m. to 1: p.m. He also told us that this is the best factory. It's really a thief's fucking lie. After reading it, we still don't look for a job. It's the same near the factory. I spent almost all my salary these days and came back directly.
Now I think of the school slogan "I'm the principal and my parents". It's really shameless. I've never seen such a parent. "We got to know each other when we came back, and we sent people to Guangdong through an intermediary in previous years. We think we have a lot of such things, and we'll do it again this year." No wonder we always say that our employment rate is very high. It's all done in this way. When we graduate immediately and give it to an intermediary company, we just leave it alone. Hey! It's so fucking dark. When we came back, we asked the school to tell us about it. The school also said that the society is like this now, and the money has been given to the intermediary company. Now there is nothing we can do, saying that it is all a trivial matter. TMD tricked us into running halfway to China, saying that it is just a matter of the past.
now I think of many things in the past. I remember that when the school started last year, it was a summer, and the heat was unbearable. When the students arrived at school, they were not allowed to go to the dormitory to wash or have a rest, so they were asked to pay the tuition, saying that they would not be allowed to go to the dormitory without paying the tuition. You fucking didn't want to think about it. Some of the students didn't have a rest for a few days. They took this big bag to register, so there were only a few places to register. There was such a long queue, some of them didn't pay the money until 12 o'clock in the evening, and then the first thing they did was to wash and go to bed. They had come to school in a good mood, but they were in no mood at all. When they saw the slogan at the school gate, "All for the students, all for the students, all for the students", they were a fucking wolf in sheep's clothing. I should read the slogan and write "All for the students' money, all for the students".
And the exam, you may not believe it. The teacher copied the answers, but I finished my six-seven papers in two hours, not counting, and I also helped a classmate who was not at school to answer six-seven papers.
< Can help others answer the paper >
。 I still remember when I was in school, I said that I wouldn't issue a diploma without a skill certificate. In the end, it wasn't just anyone who didn't have a skill certificate. There are several certificates. You pay 15 yuan, you can choose a certificate and the school will issue it to you. Isn't that fucking printing money?
Besides, we paid 7, yuan in tuition fees in September, and we went out to work in December, so we still have more than half a year's tuition fees to be refunded. In fact, there are still many things like this, so I don't want to say more.
hehe! I thought I was in college at first, but now I understand that I went to college. Now I have learned nothing, and my heart has improved. Now I want to adjust my new state and start looking for a job again.
I hope everyone will forward it to each other after reading it. Just like me, when I didn't study hard and failed to get into a good university, I should be cautious. "What is the high employment rate?" "Everything is for students, for all students."
13 Respondent: aopllofollo
- Previous article:Wedding banner spoofs groom’s slogan
- Next article:The content of folk handwritten newspaper in Spring Festival is very simple.
- Related articles
- Collect slogans
- Some Chinese slogans on the streets of Japan make tourists see that "speechless" is a bit irritating.
- Tomb-Sweeping Day's keynote speech
- Speech on loving the motherland
- What is the slogan of the dormitory?
- Environmental protection classification slogan
- Safety production banners and slogans Common safety slogans
- Yancheng Dafeng Parent-child Tourist Attractions What places are suitable for children to play in Dafeng?
- A big wave of homework difficulties is about to appear, all from the second volume of the fifth grade, "Excellence in Practice".
- Can I take the subway with red wine? Can you pass the security check?