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Three bad and four bad car jingles

my country's automobile industry has experienced a period of three bad and four bad cars: "Chery Automobile's Passat, and the worst is undoubtedly the Elantra", although such slogans are no longer available today. It may be louder, but many people are still curious about it. So why is this car said to be one of the four broken cars?

Chery Automobile and China National

There is no need to talk about these two cars. Once upon a time, the development trend of independent brand cars in our country had just begun to develop. Automobile companies created a car that The technology in various fields was not perfect, so domestically produced cars at that time had many weaknesses. Among them, Chery and China Automobile were both "famous in the industry" for their many faults, so the models of these two brands were at that time It is a well-deserved "broken car".

Passat

The Passat B5 was released in 1996, and the last batch of B5s was produced in France in 2000. However, for us, the Passat of this year is considered real. When it came to my country, in fact, the Passat B5 and Audi A4 at that time were developed on the same platform, and even the Passat became the "official car" of leaders for a long time.

Even though Passat has a very high market positioning, this car is still a regular customer of auto repair shops. In addition, Passat is very slow to be updated in China, and it is basically sold unchanged in China. For more than ten or twenty years, even customers who were excited to buy a new car would definitely feel bored after seeing the Passat, so we also put this new car into the "broken car" team.

Elantra

Friends who live in Chengdu will definitely be familiar with Elantra. At that time, all taxis on the streets were Hyundai Elantra. In 2002, BAIC Holdings and Hyundai Motor Co., Ltd. The car company signed the joint venture contract in Pyongyang, and the first vehicle sold by Beijing Hyundai happened to be the third-generation Elantra that everyone knows and can no longer understand.

As a joint venture model, the Elantra had major problems, but small problems persisted. Mainly, the maintenance costs at that time were not cost-effective, so many taxi masters were trying to attract customers. I just went to the auto repair shop to pay the fee. It can be said that I didn’t earn much even before the repairs were completed. Therefore, this rhyme became a spoken word of many taxi drivers at that time.

Naturally, there are so many different types of Chinese brand cars and models. There is no doubt that not only the phrase "Four Big Broken Cars" slips by, but there is also a popular saying in the automobile industry: "Silk B has three treasures. Suo 8, K5, Malibu", interested friends why not take a look at how these three cars are called "_Si Sambo"?

"_Si Sambo"

The word "_Si" was originally used to ridicule oneself, and it has the same purpose as today's "workers". However, due to changes in the times, many people regard people who have no money and are arrogant as idiots, and this term gradually changes its flavor. Gradually, some products with low market prices and high cost performance are easily dismissed. Hang up the cheesy logo exclusive to _Si.

In the past, in China's automobile industry, sales of B-class family cars were basically occupied by Honda Accord, Passat, Magotan, Toyota Camry and other models, while the three well-known brands of Hyundai, Kia Motors and Chevrolet At that time, the popularity in my country was not low, and everyone was definitely not willing to ignore such a market, so three models, namely Hyundai Sonata 8, Kia K5, and Chevrolet Malibu, were created to seize the market.

But if a third party wants to intervene in the sales market where others have long been invincible, it is far from enough to have excellent product capabilities. Therefore, Sonata 8, Kia Motors K5, Chevrolet Malibu The similarities between these three cars are low price, high configuration, and high cost performance. These characteristics are exactly in line with the requirements of "_Si", so these three cars have been successfully labeled as "_Si Sambo" " logo.

After seeing this, I believe that everyone has a certain understanding of the origin of this smoothness. In fact, every car has its own shortcomings more or less, and it is difficult for us to buy one. It is difficult for automobile companies to build a car that everyone can trust even if it is an almost perfect car. After all, the preferences of each of the more than one billion people in the country may be different.

Although the ironic slogans on the Internet may be shouted very loudly, in real life the transaction volume of car models usually does not drop too significantly, so each car is controlled by a group of people and also There must be a group of people who are using practical actions to support it. When buying a car, everyone only needs to meet their own requirements, and they don't need to care too much about what others think.

The complete story of the vehicle:

_The Silk B has three treasures, ask for 8K5 Malibu;

The skin is thin and the filling is big, there are three crisps, Honda Accord is the sound of nature 2.0 Toyota Camry;

Three old ones started late, Ruizhi C5 is old and old;

Three kings of acceleration at 100 meters, Regal CC Mondeo;

An angry engine The three swordsmen who burn oil, Magotan Haorui Passat;

Tall and high-end, C-class 3 series long A4;

Counterfeit rich three-piece suit, Huang Guan Prince's poems and pictures;< /p>

It’s stupid to have three more cars for money, Lexus Infiniti and Acura;

All kinds of demolition fees have arrived, and the A6 Land Rover is king;

Sister Paper B depends entirely on you, TT Cayenne Mini

One million car purchase subsidy