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A sketch about typos.
1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.
2. At the garage door: tire repair "flushing"
3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"
4. Door of furniture store: "furniture" at home
5. Decorate the door of the shop: install "yellow"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"
7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.
8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"
9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.
10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.
1 1. Hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"
12, hardware store signboard: "money" seat
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball
14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"
15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant
16, stop sign: "Hmm" car charge
17, slogan of "strike hard": strike hard.
18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.
19, a traffic slogan: overloading is "almost" harmful.
20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"
Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed.
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
3. Nourishing advertisement: "Turtle" is safe.
4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"
7, Internet cafe advertising: a "net" is deep.
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.
1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes"
13, an advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms can be reserved.
14, a cake advertisement: one cake at a time.
15, advertisement for stomach medicine: Say "No" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.
17, advertisement of electric iron: 100 "clothes" are obedient.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
2 1, advertisement for treating lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller and the small "stone" becomes bigger.
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"
23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration front
25. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: I am not afraid of hemorrhoids.
26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Stay with the apartment.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.
28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Giving gifts" is a matter of course.
Furniture stores promote "furniture"
The signboard of a hotel says "13 is too full"
A real estate advertisement of "burying wealth on all sides" is very conspicuous.
Pharmaceutical merchants put out homophonic advertisements such as "Don't stay at the next location"
The word "stop" is written as "well", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word "rice", eggs are written as "eggs" and all kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer sprinkles"
-Top Ten Failed Advertisements in China in 2002
1, a man whose seven-brand suit makes women move.
Step 2 give melatonin as a gift
3. Jiuxin Yuting Soap: Look, you have infected your daughter with mites.
4. jiaozi in heaven smiled and faced the bleak situation.
When hair falls in love with fertilizer, it is unexpectedly good.
6. Dano shoots your new choice day and night.
7. Jordan chan Zhihong Xingerke Footwear Industry
8. Come and go for a cup of Zhijiang
9. Kiichiro of Dicky Cheung
10, how are you in Stashu's stomach?
Yesterday, when I went to buy some small things, I heard the loudspeaker of the propaganda car playing something repeatedly. When the car arrived nearby, I suddenly realized-advertising cars, billboards impressively wrote: Shanghai-Hangzhou sweaters are on sale, and announced in particularly eye-catching fonts and colors that "tear down the house and sell tiles to make up for the trip." I'm not surprised!
Practically speaking, since the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, the advertising industry in China has made great progress, and many unforgettable advertising products have appeared in various media. But what I saw yesterday was not an individual phenomenon. Inferior advertising slogans such as "price jump", "painful bleeding" and "shocking price reduction" are common.
This shows at least a few problems: first, advertising practitioners are mixed, second, they deliberately exaggerate and lack integrity, and third, they are impetuous. I hope that lame advertisements such as "demolishing houses and selling tiles to collect tolls" will disappear as soon as possible.
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