Civilized funny slogan

1, my love was taken away, and my love is terrible.

-Southwestern University of Finance and Economics

2. Fudan Fudan hatched an egg and hatched a big duck egg.

-University of Denmark

You are all future demons and lunatics. Let the world tremble for you.

-Northwestern Polytechnical University

4. Eat your own food, sweat your own sweat, do your own thing, and be a hero.

-Central South University

5. Handsome guys soak up dinosaurs, beautiful women turn into frogs, and comprehensively improve the quality of the population.

—— Hunan University

6. It is not a crime for a man to brag about it, but a woman to cheat it without tears.

—— Shanghai Institute of Foreign Trade

7. Traffic is basically going, lectures are basically yelling, heating is basically shaking, and public security is basically dog.

—— Dalian Institute of Light Industry

8. Value virtue (gain), erudition (exploitation), pragmatism (spoil the broth) and beauty (lose beauty).

-Sichuan Normal University

9. Don't make false accounts

-Central Finance and Economics

10, the cradle of beauty, a good place for boys to get married.

-Northeast Normal University

1 1. Monks look at the moon and dinosaurs sit on the ground and become immortals.

_ _ _ _ Anhui University

12, spy on the enemy and strictly observe state secrets!

Swear to the death to ensure the physical isolation between the internal network and the external network!

-Language from the State Key Laboratory of Beijing Institute of Technology

If we leave the beauty of NPC to Tsinghua, the beauty of Beiwai to foreigners and the beauty of Cai Zhong to Beihang ... what can we leave? !

—— from Beijing Institute of Technology, 1 1 student dormitory (male)

From 14, midnight 12 to 5: 00 am, it is forbidden to use public broadcasting tools such as microphones, light bonfires, play any music and cry downstairs. ...

—— From the fifth dormitory of Beijing Institute of Technology (female)

15, only grabbing Tsinghua's steamed bread, not touching Tsinghua's girls!

16, the world is tiny, and Kyrgyzstan is huge! ! ! —————————— Jilin University (I like this best)

17, the motto of the National People's Congress is: seek truth from facts, just write it on the Yan 'an stone at the entrance of the National People's Congress.

It's just traditional and running script, and most people interpret it the other way around: seeking truth from facts.

18, when the school in Nanjing said:

Nanda's signboard, China Southern's rice,

My mother-in-law, a Southeast Korean,

The hooligans in the river and sea are wandering around in the street. ...

19, and then expand the enrollment scale of nursing department!

-Zhejiang College of Traditional Chinese Medicine

20. The sky is gray and the night is boundless. A group of wolves are downstairs.

_ _ _ _ _ motto of Beijing Normal University

2 1, forget the righteousness, be generous and be generous! !

-motto of Tianjin University of Commerce.

22, a beautiful cradle, a good place for boys to get married.

-Northeast Normal University

23. Turn women into men and men into dead people.

-motto of China Academy of Fine Arts.

24. Punch Tsinghua Peking University and kick Fudan Nankai. The rest are juniors, and the old man disdains to start work.

-motto of Wuhan University.

25, three grass policy: rabbits don't eat grass near the nest, good horses don't eat grass back, there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world!

Chengdu Institute of Physical Education

26. Be frank and open, and go to jail; Strictly resist and go home for the New Year.

-Guilin University.

28. Treat beautiful women like mummies

-Motto of Zhejiang College of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

29. If you come in, you will die. If you die, you must come in.

-motto of East China University of Science and Technology

Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six.

-motto of Huazhong University of Science and Technology.