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After the baby was born in the Year of the Tiger, he sent a good news copy to a circle of friends.

After the baby was born in the Year of the Tiger, he sent a happy news in the circle of friends (Part 1) 1. Looking forward to the arrival of a new life ~ I wish you peace and happiness ~

Bauer was born almost two days ago. I hope my baby daughter's jaundice will get better soon, so that she can leave the hospital with her mother.

The newborn baby is carved with jade powder, so cute.

4. Give birth to a 7 kg boy (girl) baby, two babies in three years, one son and one daughter, and this life is enough.

At 8: 09 am on March 8, Bauer was born, weighing 8 kg 6 oz, a little fat. My brother is not as fat as you at the full moon. We love you.

6. On XX year, X month, X day, a breeze blew from life, bringing peace to xxx and xxx. A baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby world. Love her/him more than cherish ourselves. Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement in our most painful and hesitant time!

7. Hello Goddess, please take care of the rest of my life.

After 43 hours of labor pains, the fighter mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.

9. Before you are full-fledged, I will shelter you from the wind and rain. Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

10. Look at this baby, tender and pink! How watery! I stare at you, and I can't get tired of staring at a wonderful and vivid work of art.

Baby, parents care about you and grow up with you.

12. Today, Bauer has been born for 57 days. I am really tired. Looking at the small appearance and the changes from day to day, I told myself it was worth it. Come on.

13. Bauer was born today. Water broke at 8: 00 in the morning, contractions began at 9: 30, and Bauer was born at 3: 05 in the afternoon. This is the first natural delivery, and it feels great.

14. One child is raised by books, and the second child is raised as a pig.

15. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born in xx.

16. Mother and child are safe! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome the baby to our world.

17. Baby, there are so many people looking forward to your arrival. You must grow up healthily. See you in nine months. Let's work hard together, ok?

18. My handsome boy is finally born ~ Mother and child are safe ~

19. With a cry, the two became a threesome. Four bodies should be diligent, five bodies should be prostrated, and people should be upset and laugh.

20. Bauer is here, a little princess, and will be a family of four in the future.

After the baby was born in the Year of the Tiger, she sent a happy news (Part II) 2 1 in the circle of friends. From today, the world of two people will become a family of three.

On July 30th, 22.20 1 year, my Bauer was born. I hope the babies will grow up healthily and safely. My brother and my mother love you.

23. People who can't forget, in the blink of an eye, children are born, with no thoughts and just nostalgia.

24. I wish you unparalleled wisdom. If not, remember to read more books, make more friends, travel more, and increase your knowledge and knowledge in your study and life.

25. This is extremely ugly and unacceptable.

26. Nothing matters. I just hope my most important child will be born soon. I don't think you can express it in words. ......

27. Bauer was born, the clever Mickey. Ding Shan hopes I can get out of bed smoothly tomorrow and get active by myself. Don't be so miserable. Gratitude.

28. Thank you for your encouragement and concern.

29. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

The second child will be born in three weeks. They say that with a second child, only breathing is free, and there is no freedom at all. I hope I can do my best not to reduce the company for you.

3 1. My sweet cone will be born in three months, but some of my classmates say that their children are all sophomores. The gap is too big! I can't accept it psychologically.

32. Finally, the goods were unloaded smoothly, thanks to the concern of relatives and friends.

Comrades who have daughters, look after your cabbage. My pig was slaughtered today.

34. Two treasures are coming, one for the little prince, and a family of four will follow.

35. At 8: 28 pm on July 28th, I got another daughter. Although I don't want both children, I am satisfied that you were born safely. Thank you for choosing me.

36. The first nude photo was sent by a girl, and the uncle and aunt were responsible. Give me a reward!

37. I vaguely remember that when Dabao was born three years ago, a group of people were very anxious. Now that Bauer was born, I watched two by myself. I'm in no hurry. Congratulations on the birth of my Bauer.

38. With grace and sacrifice, angels came to my house.

39. I like to mention a new role in life: father or mother.

40. I've heard thousands of beautiful sentences, and it's too late for you to pretend to be cute.

After the baby was born in the Year of the Tiger, she sent a good news copy 4 1 in the circle of friends (Chapter 3). She succeeded in giving birth to a little girl! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, Ma Ma won't be cold in the future!

42. Uninstallation succeeded.

43. Gave birth to two sons

44. I was born, and I finally met my husband's last lover. She is more beautiful than me!

45. Thanks to my relatives and friends' concern, I won a gold medal for George at 9: 02 on May 18. Mother and child are safe, and I hope my son will be safe all his life.

46. It is reported that a large wave of children are approaching our mountain!

When I first met you, I seemed to have loved you for a long time.

48. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

49. Mother and child are safe. Be a mommy for the first time and a baby for the rest of your life. Please give me more advice!

50. My Bauer was born safely, and he is still a boy! Although I feel a little reluctant, I am still happy to see the baby. I also want to say to him: Hey, that boy, welcome to join us.

5 1. The baby son (daughter) was born, and since then, the two children have been safe and happy all their lives.

52. Dabao was added last year, and Bao Xiao was added this year. Now, Dabao is led by his left hand, and Bao Xiao is led by his right hand. It's really auspicious.

53. There is another man in the family, and his brother has company.

54. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

55. The birth of a new life means that a new life begins the beginning of a life course, which means that the couple who have created a new life assume the responsibility of being parents.

56. On the morning of July 23rd, at 1 30, the caesarean section went smoothly, and the baby boy weighing 6.7 kg was safe. Thank you for your concern. I appreciate your help. Our pig is out, so please take care of your cabbage.

57. Bauer was born today. Water broke at 8: 30 am, contractions began at 9: 30 am, and Bauer was born at 4: 00 pm16. This is my first natural delivery, and it feels great.

59. There is no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine is always after a storm.

60. Since then, there have been weaknesses and armor.

After the baby was born in the Year of the Tiger, he sent a good news copy in the circle of friends (Part 4)6 1. Customize 10 month products. The delivery quality today is very good. Thanks to the manufacturer!

62. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kilograms and 8 kilograms. If you want to ask for a surprise, you even brought it!

When I gave birth to Bauer, the whole conversation with her father still seemed warm.

64. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (small rivals), my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

65. Successfully gave birth to Xiaojin! Ma Ma worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, the horse won't be cold when it's finished.

66. The second son (the youngest daughter) was born, named Zhao Mingxia, and both children were born.

67. I got 6 pounds and 820 thousand dollars naturally, and my mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern and support.

68. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. I love you, love you.

After 43 hours of pain, the soldier finally put on a small cotton-padded jacket in summer. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.

70. The most secure time every day is when the husband comes home from work safely and the baby's naughty fetal movement, looking forward to the arrival of the baby!

7 1.2 1 23: 00/month 18, mother and child are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.

72. Eight catties, six catties, two big fat babies, began to save money for a wife!

73. You are standing on the node of life: looking back is a childhood that slipped away quietly; Forward, the curtain of youth slowly opens to you.

On this special day, eldest brother, I sincerely wish my lovely brother a happy birthday and always smile.

75. Here comes the second banknote shredder!

76. Your first cry made me hear the most wonderful music. I never thought I would hear such a beautiful melody at this moment.

When the baby is born, both the mother and the child are happy and safe.

78. Quack, quack, quack three times, the baby will fall from the sky; From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness and spent endless beautiful days with my wife; It's interesting. It's a surprise. I will send you a good news to make you envy me.

79. Meet your mother and children quietly and start a new life and journey ~ ~

80. Every birth is a gift from heaven, and every mother is a beautiful angel. May time be gentle with every angel.

The newborn baby sent a lovely copy to a circle of friends.

The newborn baby made a lovely circle of friends. 1. Thank you for your encouragement and concern.

2. extra new jingles, mother and child are safe!

A cry is a declaration of life, and a photo records the original appearance of life.

4. Brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh and a milk powder cash machine, my baby daughter is very excited to hold my finger. Not to mention how cool it is! Dude, congratulate me!

After nearly four hours of hard work, Xing Tuo has two daughters and two sons left, and the mother and son are safe. I found that Xingtuo likes the 27th. The first child was born on 9.27, and this one is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, very good. It is worthwhile for me to name you xingtuo. Mom loves you ~

6. I was poor and happy overnight.

7. There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.

8. People who can't forget this matter, in the blink of an eye, the child was born, and there was no idea, they just missed it.

9. There is still a long way to give birth to a new life. I look forward to your arrival. Love you, baby.

10. What should I do in my circle of friends today? Suntan my newborn baby!

1 1. After 39 weeks of long-distance transportation, you are finally born ~ My baby,

12. The customized 10 products were delivered with perfect quality today. Thanks to the manufacturer!

13. firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces often hang on your face, and thousands of families bless you and congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send short messages quickly. First, I wish your son happiness, and then I wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.

14. Don't be afraid, Dad will always protect you.

15.20 ××××× year××××× month××× day××× minute×× second

16. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (small rivals), my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

17.6/2 1 23: 00, the mother and son are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.

18. You are unique. Go your own way and be yourself!

19. Little girl, I will report from now on!

20./kloc-the order before 0/0 finally arrived today.

Newborn babies send friends. Lovely copy 2 1.20xx June 16 Lunar May 14 noon 12: 28! 4 1+2! The baby is born! Mother and child are safe! 7 Jin! Lie on the operating table! Director Yan said he was a big fat boy! I cried! I said thank you, Director Yan! I said I want to see the children! The doctor looked at me and said, son! Then he rubbed him in my face! I am particularly touched!

22. It is reported that many aunts are close to us!

23. Happiness at first sight is happiness at first sight.

24. There is good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money. Offenders will be prosecuted.

25. At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. I sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

Baby, there are so many people looking forward to your arrival, so you must grow up healthily. See you in nine months. Let's cheer together and work hard together, shall we?

27. Fat boy! Great mother, great child.

28. As a new mother, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life.

29. Angels come to the world with clear spring-like eyebrows, crescent-like smiles and childlike faces and become your treasures. I hope love will be with him and grow up healthily and happily!

30. A little pig was successfully born on X year, X month and X day. Watch your cabbage. I'll take the skill of fighting monsters first, and see you in 20 years!

3 1. Click to make a deafening sound and take a knife as a parent.

I planted a seed and finally grew into a fruit. Today is a great day. ...

33. I applied for a game account on X, X and began to practice the number mode.

Thank you for coming to my side and being my baby?

Thank you for your encouragement and concern. I gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket on the 20th.

36. One son and one woman, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what else can a husband ask for?

37. I have been holding back a heart. My dear Fanfan successfully gave birth to a little princess. Wish the baby a healthy and happy growth.

38. There is no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine is always after a storm.

39. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thank you, Ling.

40. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

Send a circle of friends to report good news after the baby is born.

After the baby was born, she sent a circle of friends to report the good news. Sentence 1 1. Honey, you have worked hard. It's really hard to have a baby. Thank you for bringing me the little princess!

After all kinds of pains, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

3. Small messages contain long blessings, which condense the essence of heaven and earth, gather the brilliance of the sun and the moon, and express all the blessings in the world at the moment when Aiko comes, so that Aiko will be precious and blessed forever.

4. Perfect picture, you need a pen to describe, no matter how difficult it is, I will accompany you with my love.

5. The second child policy is good. I want two babies, one is too little, two are just right, one is married and the other is provided for the aged.

6. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!

7. My sister (brother) was born. I never thought I could be separated after three years, and I had a son and a daughter at the age of 26.

8. Haha, today is a big day. I finally unloaded the goods. Family members have increased again!

9. I have never met before, and I am deeply in love.

10. I'm so hard! There is another one who will earn money to buy milk powder in the future.

1 1. Bauer was born for two months, and Dabao was three years and eight months old. Although you can't have both children, you can be brothers with one heart and one mind.

12. 10 orders have finally arrived today.

13. I am so happy today! 6.4 Jin! Give birth naturally!

14. Mother and child are safe! Teenager, your time has begun! Let's go

15. Thank you for your attention, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree!

16. The most precious gift I received this month is: Welcome Bauer to our home, and there will be a family of four in the future.

17. One son and one woman, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what else can a husband ask for?

18. Bauer was born today. Water broke at 8: 30 am, contractions began at 9: 30 am, and Bauer was born at 4: 00 pm16. This is my first natural delivery, and it feels great.

19. The second child is open, but I don't want it. Lian Po is old, Master, protect yourself!

After the baby was born, he sent a circle of friends to report the good news. The second 20 sentences. Finally, I welcome you to this world and congratulate you on becoming the other person's favorite person.

2 1. Parents believe that if your reasoning is successful, you will definitely appreciate your efforts now.

22. Extra: Successful promotion, mother and daughter are safe.

23. Dragon Boat Festival! My baby is here, and the mother and son are safe./kloc-0 was born at 5: 07, weighing 6.5kg! Thank you, wife, for your hard work. Love You! Son, you can call it Uncle Yue. When you grow up, you will know how much your father cares about your name!

24. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

25. The child was born on the second day of May, and I was born on May 22nd, two years younger than me. There should be no me in the future. May mother and son be safe.

Don't worry, Xianer and her son are safe for the time being. Thank you for your concern! Unified reply!

27. I'm so nervous, there are only 6570 days left before the college entrance examination!

28. Comrades who have daughters, watch your cabbage. My pig was slaughtered today.

29. I will make your life safe and smooth.

30. The child burst out laughing, revealing two rows of teeth as white as jade.

3 1. When I first met you, I still loved you for a long time.

32. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe!

33.202 1 18 On April 8: 23, two babies were born, weighing six pounds and eight big fat sons (beautiful girls)! Children are all!

34. The small socks that Bauer bought when he was born are just right now.

35. Thank you for your birth, so that I can give birth to two children before I am 30. May you grow up safely, healthily and happily.

36. Welcome mother and son to return safely and start a new life and journey ~

37. This goddess, you are very good. Please take good care of others.

38. Since Bauer was born, I think Dabao is very sensible.

After the baby was born, she sent a circle of friends to report the good news. At 39.22: 08, the wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.65438 Jin, and the mother and son were safe.

40. I finally reached double digits. May my two treasures be born safely and grow up happily.

4 1. The newborn baby is carved with jade powder, which is very cute.

42. Come and observe the earth with me.

43. You gave birth to a beautiful daughter for me today. I believe the child will be as beautiful as you. Thank you, my wife.

44. Son, mother hopes that you will be more and more brave in the process of growing up and grow into a real man and a sunny and healthy young man.

45. The most secure time every day is when the husband comes home from work safely and the baby's naughty fetal movement. I look forward to the arrival of the baby!

46. Bao Youyou was born as a little princess (little prince). Since then, a military coat and a small cotton-padded jacket have been prepared.

47. Newly cooked children.

48. After that, there is a soft spot. Baby welcomes you to this world.

49. Dear friends, please pay attention to your cabbage. My pig went out of the circle today.

50. One plus one is now 4!

5 1. One husband and one wife, one son and one daughter, for life.

52. Children, play with me from now on!

53. I laughed and cried. Thank you, baby, for coming to our world and letting us experience a different life.

54. There is another man in the family, and his brother has company.

55. 10 months of waiting finally ended today 14: 20. Six catties and seven taels, mother and child are safe, and the word "good" is complete. Thank you for your care, wife, you have worked hard!

56. Happiness at first sight is happiness at first sight.

57. It is always a great pleasure to welcome a new life.

After the baby was born, he sent a circle of friends to report the good news. The fourth sentence. Today, I became a mother and gained countless happiness.

59. Welcome Xiao An 'an to this world. Now that she has recovered, her mother and son are safe and grateful for everything. Being a first-time mother knows better the hardships of parents and is willing to live humbly forever.

60. Before you were full-fledged, I sheltered you from the wind and rain. Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

6 1. I saw my husband's lover in his last life. She is more beautiful than me!

Welcome my little prince to this beautiful world.

63. Fat boy! Great mother, great child.

Hello Goddess II, please take care of my old father all my life.

65. Bauer is here, a little princess, and will be a family of four in the future.

66. With grace and sacrifice, angels came to my house.

67. I think the second child policy is open, so you can have another one.

68. I feel my body is hollowed out.

69. Enzi and his tongue, Lin rushed to my house. In October, the bones are hard. Watch out for more than 7 pounds, while mom is safe. A world of gratitude.

70. One son and one woman, one husband and one wife, one couple for life, what does the husband want?

7 1. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. I gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket on the 20th.

72. One son and one woman, one husband and one wife, for life, is enough!

73. Eight catties, six catties, two big fat babies, began to save money for a wife!

74. Thank the world for waiting. I came with enthusiasm as promised.

When the child was born, the father made a circle of friends.

When the baby is born, the father sends a circle of friends (Chapter 1) 1. When I first met you, I seemed to have loved you for a long time.

Thank you for coming to my side and being my baby?

3. Made in Liu, made in Yu, the product 1.0 was officially delivered, and the mother and son were safe. Thank you for your concern.

4. After that, there is a weakness, and the baby welcomes you to this world.

Don't be afraid, dad will always protect you.

6. Click to make a deafening sound and take a knife as a parent.

7. My dear Sail's degenerated heart was successfully made. I wish you a healthy and happy growth.

8. Welcome to this world. You are about to start a new journey of your life. I am your world tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have a good time.

9. Only life is worth remembering with pain.

10. Girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.

1 1. Enze and Shexia, son, come to my house. It's hard to open your fingers after suffering in October. The boy weighs six catties and eight catties, so he is safe with his mother.

12.20××××× year×××× day×××× minutes×× seconds

13. 15,12 At noon on July 5, my wife gave birth to a baby boy weighing 8 kg by caesarean section, and the mother and son were safe. Thank you for your concern!

14. Meet your mother and children quietly and start a new life and journey ~ ~

15. Finally, the goods were unloaded smoothly. Thank you for your concern.

When the baby is born, the father sends a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 16. There is a great mother in the world. Thank you for your wife.

17. Thank you for your encouragement and concern.

18. I gave birth to a child. Wen worked hard and was very moved by the arrival of a new life. Thank you for your health and safety.

19. 10 orders have finally arrived today.

20. The mother and son are safe, and the two sons have to sigh the greatness of their mother.

2 1. The baby's birth speech was sent to a circle of friends (1).

22. I was born, and I finally met my husband's last lover. She is more beautiful than me!

23. Grain Rain On the morning of July 20th, Grain Rain's youngest son was born in People's Hospital, also known as Qin Chouchou. He was a boy weighing eight kilograms, and his mother and son were safe.

24. Thank you for suddenly appearing in my life like an angel and bringing me surprises.

25. Children come to my house, come to my house.

26. From midnight 12 o'clock to 4: 30 when I went to bed, after nearly four hours of hard work, Xingtuo left two daughters and two sons, and the mother and son were safe. I found that Xingtuo likes the 27th. The first child was born on 9.27, and this one is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, very good. It is worthwhile for me to name you xingtuo. Mom loves you ~

27. My little pig is out of the pen, so watch your cabbage.

28. Firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces always hang on your face, thousands of families bless you, and thousands of families compete to congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send short messages quickly. First, I wish your son happiness, and then I wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.

29. Our big family welcomed another handsome boy yesterday. Mother and child are safe, the small cancer is 7 kg and 3 liang, and the favorite wife has worked hard. I hope he can grow up healthily and happily like his brother!

30. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kilograms and 8 kilograms. If you want to ask for a surprise, you even brought it!