My girlfriend likes to get drunk in bars.

Just listen to him fart. Are you too simple, or is your girlfriend too smart? It only proves that your brain is not enough. People who go to bars are people with stories. Do you know what it means to go to a bar? Going to a bar means you can have sex with others and have sex. It's called one-night stand. She just wants to play with you. Don't be silly, son. Women who go to bars are prone to AIDS. You'd better be careful. Did you watch today's news? A woman got AIDS. Within a month, she had sex with 20 men, and then all 20 men got AIDS.