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I am hungry in the middle of the night and want to eat instant noodles.

Hungry in the middle of the night, I want to eat instant noodles (part I) 1. I suggest you eat something at night, don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a bowl of instant noodles.

You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

3. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells good to me.

I am here to curse all the people who are not good to me, and I will eat instant noodles without seasoning packets all my life. ...

5. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching dramas and sleeping.

6. The power went out last night. I had my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

7. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

8. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

9. Eat steamed buns and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. My brother, who volunteered during the day, ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

10. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

1 1. Yesterday I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I was eating instant noodles on the train.

13. The highest level of eating instant noodles is watching China on the tip of the tongue while eating instant noodles.

14. The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I feel like vomiting.

15. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she shed tears.

16. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which successfully damaged my computer.

17. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer without sleep and eat instant noodles take a dip during the National Day holiday.

18. I thought I had arranged everything, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

19. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry and ate instant noodles at night.

20. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

Hungry in the middle of the night, I want to eat instant noodles (Chapter 2) 2 1. What do you like? Love is a cheating meal that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

22. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

23. Why did I eat two fish balls and a ham when I ate instant noodles at night, and finally I ate a box of yogurt? God, what am I doing? I am really crazy to eat instant noodles at twelve o'clock.

When we meet our old classmates, everyone smiles and says polite words. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

25. Why is it more satisfying to eat instant noodles late at night than barbecue hot pot?

26. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

27. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

28. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

29. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. Cooking for two minutes is perfect. I really like instant noodles.

Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

3 1. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal. I regretted it from the moment I sat down.

As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang. His quality was so low that "you have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage to eat instant noodles".

33. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles alone at a convenience store in the middle of the night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

34. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy strips and noodles with sauerkraut in Laotan. ...

35. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which tasted better than box lunch.

36. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

37. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

I must eat instant noodles, such as tomatoes, tomorrow. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.

39. On Tanabata, if there are no girls, buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

40. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting on the sleeper of a train.

A collection of 40 sentences about eating instant noodles at midnight.

A copy of instant noodles for midnight snack 1. Why do you gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

I ate instant noodles in the middle of the night, but I didn't feel guilty. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

4. Today, I am confused. Why are instant noodles more delicious on the train than in other places?

If you are hungry at night, eating instant noodles will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

6. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

7. The highest level of eating instant noodles is watching China on the tip of the tongue while eating instant noodles.

8. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

9. Eat instant noodles in three steps 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

10. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. I miss Huian's little friend inexplicably.

1 1. Now instant noodles have become my daily life! There is also fragrant milk tea!

12. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and don't wear a mask when I go out.

13. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cake, eggs and pears. I am healthy (hypnotized by myself).

14. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with a high profile, and I go to make noodles with a low profile.

15. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired. I don't want to eat instant noodles.

16. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy strips, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

17. I got up in the middle of the night for the first time to eat instant noodles because I couldn't sleep. I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I think about it, the worse it gets.

18. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles and chicken feet at night.

19. I ate instant noodles and added red dates to keep healthy. I died after 90.

20. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It can also be eaten.

I don't like instant noodles now, not only because it tastes bad, but also because my stomach is hard to accept, and I want to vomit every time I eat it.

22. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

23. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by people lying down eating instant noodles.

24. Husband and wife or not, he waited for me late after work and didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. He ate instant noodles with him, sharing joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

Let's eat instant noodles together, but if I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

26. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is a growling stomach.

27. what do you like Love is a cheating meal that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

28. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

29. I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry, so I started eating instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

I thought I had arranged everything. Suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

3 1. Eat steamed buns and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. My brother, who volunteered during the day, ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

32. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

33. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

34. What is misery? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

36. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal. I regretted it from the moment I sat down.

37. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

38. In the future, I will never be greedy for instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

40. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I'm so hungry that I fight for food. If I can't stand hunger, I'll start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

Hungry in the middle of the night, eating instant noodles, friends circle with pictures and sentences

Hungry in the middle of the night, eating instant noodles, friends circle with pictures and sentences (1) 1. I get up at midnight every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than a normal diet? Come back fat so that I can feel at ease.

Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

3. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, no one is distressed anyway. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

4. What is misery? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

The power went out last night. I had a dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

7. I worked hard with Wenbao for more than three hours after work, and it was confusing to drag her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

9. Go to the Internet cafe at 10: 00 in the morning and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. After leaving the Internet cafe at 1 1 in the evening, I felt a little down and out standing on the colorful streets in Guiping.

10. I ate instant noodles in the middle of the night, but I didn't feel guilty. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

1 1. Now instant noodles have become my daily life! There is also fragrant milk tea!

12. Don't sleep at night. If you are hungry, you have to eat barrels of instant noodles. I have to say, this is really cool.

13. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some polite words. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

14. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

15. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what the pain of heartbreak means.

Hungry in the middle of the night, eat instant noodles and friends circle with pictures (Part II) 16. While eating instant noodles and adding red dates to keep healthy, I became a post-90 s.

17. I almost forgot what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

18. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal. I began to regret it from the moment I sat down.

19. Every day when I go back to my dormitory, I struggle with hunger for a while. I couldn't stand hunger and started eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

20. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by people lying down eating instant noodles.

2 1. I really don't think we should eat instant noodles casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't we eat instant noodles in these places? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

22. Today, I want to know why eating instant noodles on the train tastes better than eating them in other places.

23. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

24. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Being with instant noodles every day, I am worried about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah bah, crow mouth.

25. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

26. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. I went out for a run after eight o'clock, and my stomach ached after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

27. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

28. once again . I won't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

29. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It can also be eaten.

30. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sore all over after eating instant noodles.

Summary of sad sentences of migrant workers eating instant noodles

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

3. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

4. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy strips and noodles with sauerkraut in Laotan. ...

Even coffee has a partner, and instant noodles have a partner, but I don't.

I hope I won't get fat tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.

7. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am healthy (hypnotized by myself).

8. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. I went out for a run after eight o'clock, and my stomach ached after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

9. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting on a sleeper in a train.

10. Takeaway is not allowed. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. At this stage, eating instant noodles is the safest. The second time I ate instant noodles this semester, I took it from boss Zhou.

1 1. Why did I eat two fish balls and a ham when I ate instant noodles at night, and finally I ate a box of yogurt? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

12. I ate instant noodles in class today and suddenly heard: "It smells so good that I can't think ..."

13. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some polite words. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

14. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which successfully damaged my computer.

15. Aries Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one can accompany them to eat, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can enrich their lives with work.

16. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

17. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

18. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

19. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang Baoqiang. His quality was so low that he "stole Xu Zhimo's ham sausage while eating instant noodles".

20. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

The sad sentence of migrant workers eating instant noodles 2 2 1. After eating instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days, I was told that the canteen would not open today, so I will continue to eat instant noodles.

22. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

23. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

24. Jiang Lili and I. Xian Ting really hopes that we will still be happy when we eat instant noodles in senior three.

25. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

I am very grateful to the little girl wearing a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

27. This is the first time in 30 years that I celebrate the New Year alone. The table is left over from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't set any dried fruits for the New Year. Snoring a little ~ ~

When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

29. When a person eats instant noodles, you will feel that you are suffering alone, but so am I, and everyone is. This is life.

I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and I regretted it from the moment I sat down.

3 1. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

32. I hate instant noodles ~

33. If you are hungry at night, eat instant noodles in barrels. I want to achieve something by the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

34. A fairy girlfriend cried when she knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone.

35. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems unable to dispel the smell. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

I hate people who show their love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. When I woke up, no one woke me up for dinner, so I had to eat instant noodles and vomit all the time.

39.what do you like? Love is a cheating meal that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

40. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when I was eating instant noodles today ~