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Scold dogs and men, the more poisonous the better. Don't swear.
Thieves and prostitutes, I congratulate you on your hundred years of harmony! If you keep it, it is harmful to others. I'd better have children with you two in the future! Men replace ducks and women replace prostitutes. Endless ~
In the street, a male dog and a female dog.
Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
6. How strong does it take to support your dirty soul?
7. Do you eat too much or eat too much or eat too much? Don't think you are as white as lard.
8. Dogs will climb over the wall when they are in a hurry. I think you can only hit the wall!
9. Men and women who are worthy of being dogs are more shameless than dogs!
10. Pheasant with lecherous, Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing.
The more poisonous you scold tfboys, the better. Don't swear.
1. When you said that these three young people were not famous at all, I chose silence, which doesn't mean that I agree with you. I can only say that you are too vain and look down on others.
2. Can't we live in peace? Although I am a dead weed, you don't know that tf always dances until his underwear is wet, but because of his career, he doesn't wash his underwear, and finally he takes it off and continues to dance. Can you work so hard? They are basically fighting for their luck. What did he do at the expense of his fertility in order to collect dung? So all of us can give birth to monkeys for them, tfboys of XX.
3. At the beginning of life, the captain was grotesque and ugly, and everyone beat him. The source was so cheap, the seal was ugly and failed, and a new song was so ugly and unpopular. Please get out, four-leaf clover, shameless.
To be honest, I don't like such a small group either. It makes me sick to see it. Look at their arrogance when I went to Quik Base Camp! Fuck!
5. oh, what is tfboys, tf? tf? Tao Fen = Digging out dung, hahahaha, you see, three disgusting people are stars, the oil is so dirty, and they have an operation. Hey, shameless, they are still mentally retarded. They/kloc-learned to put clothes in the washing machine at the age of 0/5. Such a person can become a star. Oh, no, using the word star to describe it is an insult! Oh, why should I talk to you three idiots? I won't waste my saliva with you three idiots.
6. How can you say that they are dung-digging princes? The shovel officer is obviously a little princess. Well, I think she's a good dancer. What's more, Wang Jukai, who dances with eggs all day and eats kimchi and sends it to Weibo, has never eaten kimchi? Don't forget to eat more and die early, hahahaha, the songs sung by several dead women are very ugly, just a woman, a bunch of prostitutes, TM is not eye-catching, and the three values are not as high as Haitao, alas.
7. I laughed at T.F. as a madman.
Make girls too obsessed. This is TF boys
Regardless of the decline in performance, the prototype
Suicide by jumping off a building is nothing new.
8.tfboys oh, no, it's tfgirls. Well, how hard you prostitutes work, and how lucky you are to go to the toilet to dig feces every day. We should cheer for him, dig up the dung and dig up all the dung on the earth! Is tfboys a man? Obviously, it is a group of prostitutes who copy the lyrics of the dance, and each of them is a group of bitches who are ugly and have been beaten. Three little bitches pretended to be crazy. Obviously, it is pulling dung, a group of iron dung sells money, and exo is powerful. A bunch of dead sissies like tfboys. They are all cowards and idiots.
If you scold a woman, the more poisonous the better.
1, without you, I really can't set off the beauty of Sister Furong and Sister Feng! 2, your mother is a seven-color pineapple chicken, grass, mental illness, spring mental illness, your mother looked for a day.
Your long appearance is out of proportion.
4, the waves have backbone, and SAO is foreign!
Let me ask you something. Are your parents close relatives married?
6. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer. Why? You resigned from there.
7. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
I love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!
9. If you talk to some people, you really have to forgive them 800 times a minute to continue talking to them!
10, scraping time-Mao Rang chicken act young.
1 1, someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is simply insulting my dark circles!
12, please say hello to your mother for me. After all, it's not easy to have a good child and finally develop this dog and dog.
13, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
14, I smiled, weren't you very proud at the beginning? What are you playing now?
15, I said it was nothing to look like a steamed stuffed bun. After all, you have no desire after reading it, at least you have an appetite. If the dog ignores it, it is really a personality problem.
16, don't always pester people, people will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.
17 I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it is really a waste of talent!
18, I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
19, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
2 1, telling lies with real names in reality, and telling the truth with pseudonyms in the network.
22. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
23, you big bastard, I hate you so much now, I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!
24, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.
25, you have a long history of love, throughout your life, that is narcissism.
26, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.
27. Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!
28. Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man Rest in peace!
29, don't open your mouth and shut up, take your father and your mother to say things, you are so filial.
30. I think your temperament is particularly like an expert who specializes in treating various male and female diseases in advertisements. You are old and confident.
3 1, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousand paths.
32. Friends say that we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!
33. You are an abstract collection.
34. You and your father are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with a cigarette in your mouth.
When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.
36. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim. Because Muslims don't eat pork
37. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
38. God created you, which is your courage to continue living.
I will never buy another wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!
40. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.
4 1, I want to immigrate to Mars in order to leave you.
42. Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.
43. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow, it's all dark.
44. I can't eat the rice you want. That's disgusting!
45. What did you say? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not a man. I want to die after bullying you for less than two years!
46. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.
47. I heard that you are very rich and recognize Erlang God as your master.
Although you are tall, you are a Chinese character. You think I don't know until you tell me?
49. Kissing a woman who smokes is equivalent to kissing an ashtray.
50. Isn't it good for a girl to wear a skirt or trousers of normal length, get some jewels to decorate herself reasonably, and speak and do things in a polite way? !
5 1, bitch is always a bitch, even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
52. I'm not ugly, but I'm not going to be gentle.
53. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think it doesn't matter if there are three layers outside the face.
54. People can be shameless, but not as shameless as you.
55. You are a negative IQ imbecile who lacks words, and a low-quality child who always greets other people's parents.
It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.
57. Don't always patronize other people's space. I don't know which state of others makes you unpredictable.
58. I can't describe you any more, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.
59. Where did this bitch come from? Summer has come, and she is still in heat.
60. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
6 1, why are you so right with Xifeng? You are really golden couple.
Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
63. Don't always want to talk to others. Every word of others always makes you think about it for a week, and people just ignore what you say and are indifferent.
64, don't hate others, you have nothing to let others aftertaste, don't blame others for being rude to you.
65. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers to grow up with gene mutations?
66. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?
67. Don't think that you can cross the ocean by coercion.
68. Look at the physical environment where you are angry. Don't you think you have played a great negative role in China? Don't you feel inferior?
69. Damn, you are too easy to recognize.
70. Elder sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not!
7 1, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.
When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again.
73. After seeing you, I finally fully understand what a freak is like.
74. You look very creative, and your life is full of courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
75. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
76. You asked me to go with you. Do you think it's possible?
77. If scientists can take the initiative to study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!
78, others want to say, I c your mother, you can answer me to castrate your father.
79, and cockroaches * * * super-individual survival, vitality rotten semi-plants.
80. You can't be such a person. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?
8 1, don't spread your legs, if you spread your legs, ants will be smoked to death by you.
Our rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee.
83. I don't know that you don't know that I am your father.
Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper. Don't you dare to look at your face like a toad?
85. Stick a picture of xx on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and avoid contraception at night.
86. Don't always tell me the story of society B as you ordinary people. How can you stop looking for you? No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?
Look in the mirror and see how big yours is. How long is it?
88. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not chic.
89. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
90. The explanation is to cover up. I'd rather believe in ghosts than your stupid mouth.
9 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I considered myself a hooligan!
92. Don't shake your head. All the water is colliding.
Scold mistress, the more poisonous the better.
1, San Xiao, wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much it falls. 2. The brain has nothing to decorate, not even some water.
3. Even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.
4. I don't know about credit cards? Yes, but I know his company. I pay my credit card bill every month. Yesterday was my birthday? Jokes. My birthday has already passed. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He is having dinner with my parents-in-law.
People like you can only live two episodes in a series!
6. Love has always been here, leaving a mistress everywhere.
7. Even if you wear perfume, you still smell like scum. Stupidity is good for you. You idiot, you are still so dissatisfied.
8. Don't pretend to be innocent in front of my man. Who doesn't know how dirty you are
9. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.
10, disgusting bitch, if you can sell, you must have the courage to admit it. Don't look so wronged.
1 1, Third Young Master is invincible because of your existence.
12, actually, I'm not fat, I'm just swollen by life.
Please respect yourself.
14, you shameless thing, no, you have no face, please, can you reduce the resolution of your face?
15, there are mistresses who can't be driven away, only real cards that don't work hard.
16 Do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
17 why don't you go to yikang hospital to do it? Men are also recruited at home, so there are still tickets!
18, don't laugh at me with your ugly smile, crying will scare you, and it's not good to scare people around you.
19, rival in love fell into the water and had to pee.
20, pockmarked is not called pockmarked. When you cheat, you are just a reward, and you are surrounded by two. Meat that can't be sold in dog days, you smelly goods.
2 1, sleeping with a married man, the risk is that you get into bed and may end up being kicked out of bed. This bed is just a temporary place for a woman who wants to be a mistress. In the end, she just dedicated herself. If you don't succeed, you will die. This is the invincible realm of San Xiao's dedication.
22. When you are not a mistress, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.
23. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoist priests.
24. Shallow things, how could God create such a failure?
25. By the way, I would like to remind you that it is more beautiful to change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covers and open your pants.
26, you still have the face to smile, it is really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!
27. You have been praised by people for being an idiot and haven't left the earth for so many years just because you enjoy it!
28, you his mama, do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
No matter how beautiful your appearance is, you can't hide your inner filth. What's even sadder is that someone else fucked you and didn't give you money.
Although Xiao San witnessed a great love, I still hate Xiao San.
3 1, wholeheartedly is the gentlest force in the world.
32. The third year of this year is the hottest occupation.
33, bitch don't die a natural death, go out and be run over by a car!
34. The most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.
If I go down one day, remember that I will come up to save you.
36. The biggest tragedy of mistress is that after she replaced someone else's wife, she was replaced by other mistresses.
37. I just want to persuade your mother to buy a chain to tie you up as soon as possible! Don't bite in broad daylight.
I can't divorce him unless you wait for me. Please please please me, maybe I can give you this loser.
39, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.
40. If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.
4 1, you really live in your crotch!
42. Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.
43. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I am afraid of surrendering myself.
44. The exact source of the clock As for the repairman, I think you are not accurate recently. Do you need to repair it?
45. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.
46. Everyone is getting old and running to be a mistress. Your parents have no face to meet their ancestors underground.
47. I am a woman, too. I have never seen you so mean in my life.
48. I have a guilty conscience and pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.
49. I am completely desperate for this world! Even a mistress like you can live in this world!
Since you can't be a man, don't do it, but I think you can be a janitor so that you can scream if you want.
5 1, do you think you are qualified for this hostess? Rob my husband, you still have reason, shameless; Come on, sister, you are like this, at least twenty years old!
52. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it will be blamed on others.
53. Terrible ghosts will avoid you when they see you, and hell will not accept you. If you die, become a ghost!
54, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why don't you be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.
Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.
Your ass is up to your eyes, and a dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me.
Girl, your bed is always crowded with people coming and going.
58. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
59. It looks like a piece of white tofu. When you opened it, it was full of maggots. You are an AIDS girl. Rot. Your naked body is great. If you die, I will help you to be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery. There are enough people there. Go straight up anyway.
60. An indestructible city is hard to break, if there is no interior. But now most marriage castles have some defects and insiders, so they are not broken. Why don't people go into town to have a look?
6 1, thank you for recycling the rest!
62. Xiao San, what a familiar word. Whether you are a mistress or you meet a mistress, it's unfortunate.
63. Men who love to cheat are most likely to use marriage as bait for sex. Having sex is equivalent to turning others into their formal mistresses. Although this is their biggest concern, they think it is a bet and that the winner will always be themselves. A gambler looks the stupidest when he loses everything.
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