Has short and funny jokes

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A collection of funny jokes

1 One day, there was a gummy walking on the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said: "Ah! My legs are so weak!"

2 Once upon a time, there was a person named Yu.

One day He was hungry, so

he ate himself....

3 A classmate named Xiao Cai was walking on the road when he was suddenly picked up. .

4 There was a Mr. Banana who was on a date with his girlfriend. They were walking on the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down

5 There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together. The penguin pulled out the hairs on his body one by one. After pulling out, he said to the polar bear: "It's so cold!"

The polar bear After hearing this, he also pulled out the hairs on his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!"

6 One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding. A lot of blood turned into red beans; pus kept flowing and turned into soybeans; wounds formed scars and finally turned into black beans.

7 One day, Dousha Bao was walking on the road when he suddenly got into a car accident and his belly was broken. Before he died, he looked at his belly and said, "Oh, it turns out I am Dousha Bao." ."

8 Matchstick suddenly felt his head was itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch it, and it burned him to death.

9 Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying~ he flew up...

10 Once upon a time there was a bird

He would pass by a corn field every day

But unfortunately

One day there was a fire in that corn field

All the corn turned into popcorn

After the bird flew over... .

I thought it was snowing, so I was freezing...

11 There was a man who looked like an onion, and he cried while walking...

12 The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, daddy, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin, what's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?"

13 There is a hide-and-seek club, and their leader has not been found yet.

14 On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl: "Why does the plane fly so high without hitting the stars?"

The little girl replied: "I know , because the stars will 'shine'!"

15 A pair of corns fell in love

So they decided to get married

The wedding day

One corn couldn't find the other corn

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: "Have you seen our corn?"

Popcorn: Honey, is she wearing a wedding dress?

16 One day, he was walking on the street with a medium-rare steak. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him. steak, but ignored him

Ask: Why didn’t they say hello?

Answer: Because they were not familiar with...

17 I would like to ask:

Who is Mi’s mother?

——It’s a flower because of “peanuts”.

Who is Mi’s father?

——It is a butterfly, and the country is "Butterfly Loves Flowers".

Who is Mi’s grandmother?

——It is a wonderful pen, because "a wonderful pen produces flowers".

18 There was a fat man...

Jumped from a tall building...

The result became... ...

Damn fat guy..

19 One day a green apple went shopping and suddenly saw a red apple, so he said to the red apple...

You have a crush on me, otherwise why would you be blushing...

20 In the music class, the teacher played a piece by Beethoven

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: " Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

21 Xiaohong asked: When stirring coffee, do you use your right hand or your left hand

Xiaomei said: Right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, You are so awesome, you are not afraid of burning, like I use a spoon.

22 Little A said to Little B: Dig the plug...it’s raining outside! ! Did you see it?

Little B was very excited: Yes, I saw it. Where are you?