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It must be a long time to greet grandma on Women's Day! I want to write a greeting card jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 1. There is one of the most beautiful voices in the world, and that is the mother's call. The world would be dark without her. Motherly love brings warmth to the world. With the existence of mother, there is a warm home. My mother works hard for her children all day. My mother can do anything for her children. It is my mother who shaped my soul, and we are part of my mother. If mother is rain, then I am the rainbow after the rain; If my mother is the moon, then I am the star holding the moon; If mother is the root of growth, then I am her ideal fruit. A mother's life is a journey of dedication. On this special day, I want to say to my grandmother: You love me the most in the world, and you can't be replaced by anyone in my heart. Grandma, today is Women's Day. Please allow my daughter to say to you, Grandma, I love you! Happy holidays!

A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure.

Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; Without love, happiness will not come; Without women, there is no love; I don't know what my future would be like without you,

Bless you and have a happy Women's Day!

Happy, beautiful, healthy and happy Women's Day.

Send you a plate of duck, you will miss home; There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy; Another glass of wine, love will last forever; increase

The last bowl of rice, love will always accompany! Happy holidays!

Notice: On the eve of Women's Day on March 8th, to celebrate, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

Everyone says you have tracheitis. You used to be husband and wife, but now it's March 8th. I wish you a smile today!

March 38 big prize, Kyushu is full of spring, my friend, I wish you a happy Women's Day!

Today, I saw a meteor across the sky. I quickly closed my eyes and put my hands together in prayer. Do you want to know what I made a wish?

Tell you: Happy Women's Day!

This cup of wine is sweet and pleasant because it touches the lips of a bosom friend. May God put her lips on mine and let her

Drink my heart in one breath!

Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not hard enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day.

Oh, you left during the Women's Day holiday. Let's carry it. Should we entertain you tonight?

I want to send you a bunch of flowers, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I want to write a poem for you, but I find that others have already written a lot, so I can only be sincere to you.

Say: Happy Women's Day!

A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, so every holiday, I never forget to send you a word: Happy holidays. When I finished, I-

I just remembered that today is Women's Day!

Today is your holiday. When you turn on your mobile phone for the first moment, I give you my first blessing today: always beautiful, always beautiful and always lovely!

Love you forever.

In my Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me.

Because of you, life is infinite and happiness is endless.

Attractive women do not depend entirely on their beauty, but on their beauty. Including manners, manners, speech, manners and knowledge.

The two most valuable qualities of a woman are: the ability to distinguish good from evil and the sense of shame!

A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth. A gentle woman can awaken a numb and sleeping palace.

Dear, thank you for letting me celebrate Men's Day every day. Let's celebrate Women's Day today. If you want to go shopping today, go ahead, just don't go shopping crazily.

Wife, do you still need romance on March 8th Women's Rights Day? Today is March 8, let's go to the beauty salon!

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

I have decided to be your public servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest honor!

Honey, you have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee.

Today is March 8th Women's Day. May every star in the sky shine in the sky for you ...

Women should cultivate their bodies and minds like moonlight, be compassionate and gentle, be broad-minded, light the light of wisdom, and let people who get along with each other bathe in the cool moonlight.

A serene, calm, dignified and beautiful young woman, that is you, my wife. Wish you a happy holiday!

Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 century undead new good man"! hope

You have to make persistent efforts!

Today is your holiday. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You!

As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, pure enough, delicate enough, gentle enough, elegant enough, shy enough and handsome enough.

What an absolutely extinct woman! Haha, happy March 8th!

The world is beautiful with you, life is full with you, and I am confident with you. Happy holidays-my wife!

I know, I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. I just want to make you happy, even if it's just for me. .

The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound! Happy Women's Day!

You are praying. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

Miss you when you are sad, just like miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

In this woman's day, I have something to tell you, which I have always wanted to tell you, and that is-I have two lives: one.

First I was born, and then I met you!

Meeting you is fate; Liking you is a feeling; Falling in love with you is happiness; It is happy to marry you-happy March 8th, dear!

A woman is the greatest force in the world, and only through her can a man develop his full potential.

My heart for you is like a star in the sky. Never change. You are the only person in the world who can give me happiness.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I miss you. I can't.

Without you, I must get you.

I only have one lover on Women's Day, and that is my wife. You are my favorite, I really love you! Today is March 8, I wish you happiness.

I'll give you another ten catties of iron on March 8. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Sister Cui Hua.

Fortunately, it's only March 8, otherwise ... our people will be miserable ― no, don't hit me, I didn't say anything. . .

I said it was for my silence, I said it was for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings are real.

I think I'm speechless.

I use a wisp of spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three pieces of autumn leaves and four pieces of winter plums to weave colorful gift boxes, colorful ribbons and nine points of true feelings.

Sincerely turn it into an eternal blessing: Happy Women's Day!

Wife, happy beauty day. You celebrate festivals and I work.

Pay tribute to the great lesbian. Without you, with us!

When a woman arrives on March 8, she can not only enlarge her vacation, but also let her husband wash her feet.

Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message

Rest. Happy Women's Day, baby!

Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there would be no love, no mother, no poet and no poet.

There are heroes.

When the wind blows, I miss you! When the moon is full, I am thinking of you! When today comes, I miss you again. Happy March 8th!

No matter how much I say, I still can't help telling you today-I really miss you, bitch!

It's your gentleness and thoughtfulness that caught me, which made me miss you, love you, love my wife and have a happy March 8th.

If beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime; If sexy is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again; If cleverness was punished, wouldn't you?

It's almost 1000 yuan! Happy holidays to the most beautiful woman in the world!

Without you, the world will collapse, and with you, the world will be turned upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine.

3. The world is especially beautiful because of women! Greetings are only a few short lines, but they are a kind of profound meaning! Happy March 8th, always young and beautiful! Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day! What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

Send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings. Give you a peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a white-collar belt, and count on it for a hundred years. Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating. Happy March 8th, give you a thousand roses, please love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day! It's March 8 th again. I'll give you ten catties of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Cui Hua's sister's wife. Today is Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"! Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day! Women's Day gives you a female regimen: 1 Happy, smile at me for a long time; Be careful, do whatever I tell you to do; 3 Intimate, always put me first. Do you remember? The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women! It's just a small greeting, but it's profound! Happy Women's Day! The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. Shuiwan Bay Road is too long, and the days without money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy March 8th.