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The last shiver at the end of the year - the story of North Marseille

At noon on October 9, when a large group of Eastlanders were chatting enthusiastically about whether North Malaysia won the lottery, I opened the webpage with trepidation, because I knew that for a veteran scumbag like me, Let’s say that the probability of winning the lottery in North Malaysia is 0.01. Then I opened the webpage and counted down three numbers with my eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, my mind buzzed, I won the lottery!

The matter of running wild and withdrawing from the Huangnichuan cross-country race has always been a lingering shadow in my mind, but after winning the lottery in Beimai, the world in front of me seemed to be completely new;

When God closes a door for you, He will also open the brightest window for you. Looking around, the world we see is dazzling sunshine, dense forests and lovely little animals.

Back to the topic, after seeing the winning lottery on the official website, the first thing I did was not to tell Uncle Taiwei and Zuozuo about the good news, but to directly open various apps to order train tickets and hotels, and finally I had to go in. Go to a large group to show off.

I haven’t trained seriously since Malaysia, which directly led to a decline in my physical fitness. It took more than five hours to finish the Hama at the end of August, so I know that The importance of daily training can be quoted from the Hangzhou Marathon Diary of Xiao Cui (Yulin Jun) in the group: "Aerobic running volume is king, and every day of training feels hard."

On the last weekend before the competition, Big Fatty and I went to Binhai Road to pass the 30km customs clearance. Big Fatty was very happy that I won the lottery for the North Horse. I have always been proud of this newly promoted young dad. I didn't apologize, because before I knew his profession, I had been bullying him for nothing. Later, when I found out he was a policeman, I always wanted to ask him a question: I used to bully you, does that count? Attacking the police?

In the next week, my mind was filled with things about Northern Malaysia. I could think about 800 times 24 hours a day. I thought of everything I could think of from all aspects. I had no choice but to do it because of my mentality. , Uncle Tail criticized me several times...Forget it, let's not mention this old man. (He is only in his early 40s)

On the morning of November 2, SUSIE and I got off the train station and went to the hotel to store the items. Then we went straight to the Beijing New International Exhibition Center to pick up the competition package. It took five minutes to pick up the package and two hours of waiting in line. , this is my biggest complaint about this Northern Horse.

Zuo Zuo and Jet were shamelessly gathering wool at the New China National Exhibition Center. I was the only one following them quietly and gently, smiling...

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That night, I was eating and drinking aimlessly on Dashilan Street in Beijing. Looking at the bustling commercial street, my mouth was never idle, so to speak. , during the two days in Beijing during the weekend, I almost came out of the hotel with an empty stomach, and then went back holding on to the wall.

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I returned to the hotel in the evening to pack up the equipment for the next day, and my mind began to wonder about the state of the race again: after 35 kilometers, I entered How to deal with the period of hitting the wall? It seems that my total mileage in October was less than 100 kilometers, right? My two injured legs haven't healed yet. What should I do if I get cramps if I'm not in good condition? Then you can't pump your left leg after pumping your right leg? Just like that, I fell asleep in a daze.

On November 3, I woke up at 4:30 in the morning, earlier than the alarm clock on my mobile phone. I packed my equipment and went out early. I shivered in the cold wind wearing a short-sleeved regimental uniform and faced the rising sun in the morning. Looking at Tiananmen Square not far away, we started running at 7:30 as the national anthem ended.

Just like my usual training, I didn’t wear headphones and just enjoyed the plants and trees in Beijing. The people around me from all over the country were extremely excited, but I started jogging quietly, thinking all the time. Thinking about the painful lesson in Hama at the end of August (an ankle injury started at 38 kilometers, and I ran to the finish line crying in the heavy rain), suddenly, the people around me became more and more excited. When I looked up, we had already reached Tiananmen Square.

When I saw Tiananmen, I felt an indescribable excitement. I was 40 years old and it was my first time to come to Tiananmen, and it came on the 70th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China. This moment was absolutely special to me. It was the most meaningful moment in my life, and I was celebrating the birthday of my motherland by running a horse that day.

After running through Tiananmen Square, I continued jogging with the team. It was not so much a jog, but a one-day trip to the North Horse. I ignored the pace, the complicated mood at the time, and the weather that day, and looked at There are many high-rise buildings on both sides, feeling the enthusiasm of the local people in Beijing. At this time, the mobile phone prompts that 5 kilometers have been passed, and the average pace is 634.

I didn’t think much about it at the time, because I knew in my heart that for me, finishing the race safely was my ultimate goal. The two injured legs from the Tour de Janeiro race were still faintly visible when running downhill. It hurts and I take a deep breath. This is just the beginning. There are still 37 kilometers waiting for me. At this time, the slogan on the roadside is very obvious:

"Although the end is far away from us, if we start If we run, the end point will be closer and closer to us. ”

I’m sorry that I didn’t take pictures along the way, and I didn’t pay much attention to the official photographers on the roadside. At this time, I still felt worried in my heart. This race was treated as a normal 30-kilometer pass on Binhai Road. I thought about Leng Shuihan who accompanied me through the pass for the first time, and the big fat boy who often accompanied me through the pass in the future. Calm and calm, this was what I was thinking at the time.

The mobile phone prompts, 10 kilometers, average pace 630, I feel nothing in my body, and the pain in my legs continues. I lowered my head and thought of an episode before winning the lottery in the North Horse, a post I sent Moments:

Attached is another picture, thank you to Chicken Brother for the picture of feeding chickens in Beima:

At this time, half way has passed, and the mobile phone prompts 2:11:37, still Okay, just okay. This is how I evaluated myself at the time. I didn’t sweat much and I wasn’t tired either. This was due to the weather in Beijing that day. The weather was absolutely awesome. If the weather in Dalian has always been like this in summer, then my My skin color is not such that my mother would criticize me every time she sees me.

Keep jogging and think about other things.

I thought about the two bad guys, Uncle Tail and Zuo Zuo, who like to criticize and criticize people no matter what happens. It makes me angry. , I don’t miss them anymore!

I thought about whether the group leader Dongshi still weighs 190 pounds? It should weigh 200 pounds now, right?

I thought about being far away in Japan. Did Dalin from the Eastlander Pretty Girls team run cross-country again today? What happened to Dou Ma?

Think of what Mr.Hello is doing at home at this time? Are you playing games again?

Oh, by the way, I thought of it. Today, our Eastbounder running group not only has our North Malaysia team active, but also two heroes are competing for PB on the track in Hangzhou at this time, as well as A group of group members are running wildly in the mountains of Lushun, Dalian, and a warmth comes in their hearts. Today, November 3, 2019, our Eastbounder family is not only running, there are also many brothers and sisters who are running with us. We are together.

Mobile phone prompt: 30 kilometers.

It’s time to take salt pills and use glue. I ate two salt pills that my mother gave me before the cross-country race around the Yellow River. I drank two more energy gels. My mouth was sweet. It’s sweet in my heart, haha. . . I'm still not tired now, maybe because my pace is not fast. I like the slow flow of water compared to the speed of blending. . . . . .

At this time, the phone rang again, and I thought to myself, who is so ignorant to send me a message, I don’t know, eldest sister, I am running to the North Horse today?

When I opened it, I saw that on June 13th, the regiment led the team from the University of Technology to cheer me on. Wow, I’m so excited. As expected of my peers who were born in the Year of the Sheep, I’m really a good buddy (I never do). Treat me as a woman).

Last autumn, June Thirteen (Dai Ge) and I went to steal hawthorns in the community to eat, and we were bitten by a caterpillar.

Cough! Brother Dai is one month younger than me! ! ! ! ! ! Why are you called Brother Dai?

The phone rang again, 40 kilometers, and I felt energetic. This horse racing felt the most comfortable I have ever run. So far, I am a little tired, but my whole body feels good. Put away the phone, stop chatting, and rush directly to the finish line, 42.195 kilometers!

Then the phone still rang, and a text message came:

PB 12 minutes, finish within 430, this is something I didn’t expect, I am a veteran runner, I understand it very well I have a better understanding of my own strength and physical fitness, but I take every competition, whether it is horse racing or cross-country, very seriously.

After receiving the race package, taking photos, and winning the game:

Afterwards, I checked in as normal in each group and received blessings from the group. Just when I was feeling proud, the group deputy The left hand said in WeChat: You can lower your overall weight a little bit, and it will be faster in the future...

I swear, I don’t want to talk to him in the next three months.

Beijing Marathon, the National Marathon, won the lottery for the first time I registered this year. This is undoubtedly the luckiest thing for me in 2019. I would like to thank the great gods in the group for their help and support. It is precisely because Thanks to you, I successfully completed three full marathons this year, thank you!

Show a close-up picture of the Northern Horse Medal:

I am Big Stone, the eastbound traveler, and thank you for reading this article.

Sorry for the poor writing.