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Selected love quotations from Yu Classic

1, Yu said: There is no need to commit suicide because of lovelorn. This is a very sad thing. I am a person who loves life and dare not step on ants. What do you think the female ant will do if I step on a male ant? So I usually don't eat fish, just eat two!

2, the so-called love, what is the feeling of love to succeed? I said that the feeling of love is success: why are my eyes full of tears? That's because I love you deeply! Love never betrays. If she/he doesn't love you, bless them until the divorce. I always believe that everyone who comes to this world will be loved. Although she/he hasn't appeared yet, she/he will wait for you at some time in the future.

I spent five miserable years in college without love. But you have to believe that someone is always waiting for you? Chasing girls with schoolbags all over the school, I finally got a crush on one. I followed her for more than three months and she didn't find it, because I was more than 200 meters away from her every time. In the library, she often reads books there and I see her there. I dare not take a step forward for three months. Finally, as soon as the lights in the library went out, I helped her find her schoolbag. Later, I asked her to go boating in the Bohai Sea, where the scenery is beautiful, the waters are vast and the people are sparsely populated. This is a good starting point, students! When the boat rowed into the middle of the water, I found no one around. I think it's up to her now. Promise me or push me down and drown! After two or three months, she thought I was a nice person and became my girlfriend and later my wife. Up to now, she is still my wife. In college, you will fall in love with another person more or less deeply, whether it is a man in love with women or a woman in love with women. -it becomes unrequited love. In the end, you become mentally ill, and the other party doesn't know it's because of her. Then you said you were lucky. Can you at least let the other person know that I am mentally ill because of you? Let her at least have a little psychological burden. -(Yes, love is about speaking out bravely ~)

4, you can't give up at once, you have to chase 10 times at least, and you can't finish chasing it in one day. Chase 10 times on the same day and you don't feel anything. It takes at least 10 weeks. I love you once a week, right? If 10 doesn't work, forget it. Because you have worked hard, don't get 100 and 200 times. In the end, you will have two mental disorders: one is chased out by you and the other is insane.

5, be generous, bless them, let them fall in love, let them get married, let them divorce-(very practical, many people who say blessing on the surface think so ~).

6. I believe that someone will love you in the future, as long as you are born with a gender. (So no one needs to worry)

7. What matters in college love is the process, not the result! At that time, our class talked about 10 couples in love. After graduating from college, 3 couples got married and 2 couples divorced within 2 years. Up to now, there are still 65,438+0 couples. They are Mr. and Mrs. Wang Qiang. They still live a happy life on the surface. (college love is such a reality ~ it's just a process)

8. In college, if you meet a girl you like very much, you should bravely confess to her, regardless of your appearance and background. Even if you can't catch up, at the very least, success can make her regret it.

9. A man has never been in love at the age of 25, and he is completely abnormal physically and psychologically. A: Really? )

10, and if you can talk about a love, it is still very good. But a very important prerequisite for falling in love is wholeheartedly love. The so-called heart-and-soul love does not mean that you can only talk about love once in college, but only one at a time. How much do you want to love? To feel this way, [why are my eyes full of tears? Because I love you deeply. "

1 1. When you really love someone, you should tell him that you love him in an appropriate way, not just in your heart. I fell in love with many girls in college, but I kept it in my heart because I was afraid of being rejected by others. But in fact, it can better reflect the pursuit of people. Even if the girl refuses, she will definitely write in her diary "There are boys chasing me again today" when she returns home. I went to America one year and had dinner with a girl I liked very much in my former class. She and her husband had dinner with me. I told her at dinner that I actually had a crush on you in college. She patted her thigh and said, then why didn't you tell me?

12, speak generously. The so-called generosity means that when another person falls in love with others, he must be generous and tell him that your happiness is my happiness and your happiness is my happiness. I always feel that people are predestined friends in the world. If no one loves you in college, there will always be someone who loves you in your later years, waiting for your hand in hand in the future journey.

13. When you really love someone, you should tell him that you love him in an appropriate way, not just in your heart. I fell in love with many girls in college, but I kept it in my heart because I was afraid of being rejected by others. But in fact, it is best to show people's pursuit. Even if the girl refuses, she must write in her diary that "there are boys chasing me again today." I went to America one year and had dinner with a girl I liked very much in my former class. She and her husband had dinner with me. At dinner, I told her that I actually took a fancy to your personality when I was in college. She patted her thigh and said, then why didn't you tell me?

14, girls need to find boys to find the future, and boys need girls to find the present. Girls are more psychologically dependent than boys, so girls look at boys, connotation and background, and looks are secondary. The connotation determines their future development potential, and the background determines their future living conditions. Boys look at girls, first look at their appearance and personality, and they can be unscrupulous if they like them. Boys like girls and dare to marry in any capacity. Girls like boys and generally don't marry without a future. Environmental slogan

15, Yu said: there is no need to commit suicide because of lovelorn. That's a very sad thing. I am a person who loves life. I dare not step on ants. What do you think the female ant will do if I step on a male ant? So I usually don't eat fish, just two (kindness is a perfect quality at any time).

16, if girls look younger than their actual age, but their minds are mature, it is easier to get things done; But boys are just the opposite. No matter how mature a boy's mind is, if he looks younger than his actual age, especially if he looks like a teenager, he is usually considered an immature person. Boys who look a little vicissitudes of life will give people a sense of reliability and credibility. Youth is a passport for girls, and vicissitudes are a credit card for boys. [organized by www.duanmeiwen]

17, my college life is miserable. But you must firmly believe that there are always people waiting for you ... chasing girls all over school with schoolbags, and finally you have a crush on one. I followed her for more than three months and she didn't notice because I was more than one meter away from her every time. In the library, she often reads books there and I see her there. I didn't dare to step forward for three months ... Finally, the lights in the library went out and I helped her find her schoolbag. Then I asked her to go boating in the Bohai Sea, where the scenery is beautiful, the waters are vast and sparsely populated. This is a good place to start. When the boat rowed into the middle of the water, I found no one around. I think it's up to her at this time, either promise me or drown! After two or three months, she thought I was a nice person, so she became my female brother and sister, and then became my wife. At this moment, she is still my wife ... the emotional experience cannot be copied, although it can be used for reference. Therefore, listening to other people's emotional stories and taking the road of self-emotion must not be imitated.

18, speak generously. The so-called generosity means that when another person falls in love with others, he must be generous and tell him that your happiness is my happiness and your happiness is my happiness. I always feel that people are predestined friends in the world. If no one loves you in college, there will always be someone who loves you in your later years, waiting for your hand in hand in the future journey. Reading notes 1000 words

19, there is no need to commit suicide because of lovelorn. This is a very sad thing. I am a person who loves life. I dare not step on an ant. What do you think the female ant will do if I step on a male ant? So I usually don't eat fish, just eat two!

20, can not be put down at once, at least twice, can not be chased in one day. I didn't feel anything when I chased it again that day. At least one week, once a week, you should make a deep confession: Iloveyou, right? If it doesn't work the second time, forget it Don't try for a second time just because you have tried. In the end, you will have two kinds of insanity: one is chased out by you, and the other is turned into a mental derangement.

2 1, and if you can talk about a love, it is still very good. But a very important prerequisite for falling in love is wholeheartedly love. The so-called heart-and-soul love does not mean that you can only talk about love once in college, but only one at a time. How much do you want to love? There is a feeling, "why are my eyes full of tears?" It is because I love you so much. "

22. What matters in college love is the process, not the result! At that time, our class fell in love and talked about several pairs. After graduating from college, they got married. This year, they divorced. There are still right. This couple is Mr and Mrs Wang Qiang. They still live a happy life on the surface. That's the real university feeling ~ just a process.

23. There is such an extreme phenomenon in love. There are two classmates in our class who are two good friends, which is very good. One of the students always plays with his girlfriend, and as a result, this girlfriend falls in love with his good friend. The friend was so angry that he ran after him with a knife. As a result, he chased around the playground of Peking University for five times and didn't catch up (pause).

24. It is normal to love you today and not love you tomorrow. Excellent talents are always worth pursuing. You should bless your good friends, whether they are good boyfriends or good girlfriends.

I wish them a pleasant journey (pause) until their divorce.

According to domestic statistics, there are nearly 1,000 college students who commit suicide due to love problems every year, with an average of one in each university. A thousand lives commit suicide because of love, which is the most unworthy thing.

27. I am a person who loves life very much. I dare not even step on ants. I think I stepped on a male ant. What about the mother ant? So when I eat fish, I usually don't eat it. Why? If I eat a male fish, the female fish will be very painful, so I usually eat two if I want.

In college, love is often a process, not a result. I found that in college, I fell in love more, and in the end, I fell in love less. At that time, there were more than a dozen couples in our class. They became lovers as soon as they graduated from college, divorced two couples within two years, and finally there was one couple left. This last couple is Mr. xx and his lover (who can make fun of his companions at the scene). Of course, they still live a happy life on the surface.

29. In college, I was in love with all the girls, but none of them loved me-I was basically in this state at Peking University.

I stayed in Peking University for five years. Generally, college lasts for four years, but I supported it for five years, because I got tuberculosis in the third year of college and stayed in the hospital for one year. After I got tuberculosis, no one loved me more, so I spent five years in college without love.

3 1, (it can be a routine) There will always be someone waiting for you silently in the future, so that you can meet her.

32. True pure love is only now, only now, and love is not because of the past or the future. Not because the past is history, loving history will lose the beauty of the present, not because the future has not yet happened, but because loving for the future will gain a utilitarian secularity. Love doesn't ask about cause and effect, but when it asks about cause and effect, it falls into a stereotype. Why love? The best answer is love for love's sake. The highest state of love is to turn the feeling of a moment into eternity.

When you really love someone, you should tell him that you love him in an appropriate way, not just in your heart. I fell in love with many girls in college, but I kept it in my heart because I was afraid of being rejected by others. But in fact, people's pursuit can best be expressed. Even if the girl refuses, she will definitely write in her diary that "there are boys chasing me again today." I went to America one year and had dinner with a girl I liked very much in my former class. She and her husband had dinner with me. I told her at dinner that I actually had a crush on you in college. She patted her thigh and said, then why didn't you tell me?

34. What matters in college love is the process, not the result! At that time, our class fell in love and talked about it. After graduating from college, they got married and divorced. So far, this couple is Mr and Mrs Wang Qiang. They still live a happy life on the surface.

35. It is not enough for a woman to be beautiful. She also needs a little artistic temperament and elegance. Beauty can only attract men's eyes for a while, and elegance can win men's admiration for a long time. Men generally do not like women who are too practical. The difference between Xue Baochai and Lin Daiyu is not appearance, but secularity and art, so Baoyu prefers Lin. But women's artistic temperament should not be too strong, which is the root of Lin Daiyu's misfortune.

36. You can't give up at once, at least you have to chase it, and you can't finish it in one day. You didn't feel anything on the same day. A deep confession once a week takes at least a week: I love you, right? If not, forget it, because you tried. I don't understand. In the end, there are two kinds of insanity: one is chased out by you, and the other is insane.

37. There is no need to commit suicide because of lovelorn. This is a very sad thing. I am a person who loves life. I dare not step on ants. What do you think the female ant will do if I step on a male ant? So I usually don't eat fish, just eat two!

Be generous, bless them, let them fall in love, let them get married and divorce. (Actually, many people who say blessing on the surface think so. )

39. It makes sense that women look for men to find the future and men look for women to find the present. Women are more psychologically dependent than men, so women's view of men, connotation and background, and appearance are secondary. The connotation determines their future development potential, and the background determines their future living conditions. When a man looks at a woman, the first thing he looks at is her appearance and personality. If you like her, she can be unscrupulous. Men like women and dare to marry in any capacity. Women like men and generally don't get married without a future.

40. It is not enough for a woman to be beautiful. She also needs a little artistic temperament and elegance. Beauty can only attract men's eyes for a while, and elegance can win men's admiration for a long time. Men generally do not like women who are too practical. The difference between Xue Baochai and Lin Daiyu is not appearance, but secularity and art, so Baoyu prefers Lin. But women's artistic temperament should not be too strong, which is the root of Lin Daiyu's misfortune.

4 1, if a woman looks younger than her actual age, but her mind is mature, it is easier to get things done; But men are just the opposite. No matter how mature a man is, if he looks younger than his actual age, especially when he looks like a teenager, he is usually considered an immature person. A man who looks a little vicissitudes will give people a sense of reliability and credibility. Youth is a woman's passport, and vicissitudes are men's credit cards.

42. True pure love is only now, only now, and love is not because of the past or the future. Not because the past is history, loving history will lose the beauty of the present, not because the future has not yet happened, but because loving for the future will gain a utilitarian secularity. Love doesn't ask about cause and effect, but when it asks about cause and effect, it falls into a stereotype. Why love? The best answer is love for love's sake. The highest state of love is to turn the feeling of a moment into eternity.

43, if you can talk about a love is still very good. But a very important prerequisite for falling in love is wholeheartedly love. The so-called heart-and-soul love does not mean that you can only talk about love once in college, but only one at a time. How much do you want to love? There is a feeling, "why are my eyes full of tears?" Because I love you deeply. "

44. Nowadays, the love between men and women is always promised too quickly, and the result is that they break up too quickly. The laws of human nature are easy to get and easy to give up. No matter what you get through hard work, whether it is feelings or things, people will feel cherished. So emotionally, when someone pursues you, you need to be reserved. Even if you love her/him very much, you need to give the pursuer time and difficulty, so that they can cherish their feelings more when they are together and last forever. -Yu

45. Nowadays, the love between men and women is always promised too quickly, and the result is that they break up too quickly. The laws of human nature are easy to get and easy to give up. No matter what you get through hard work, whether it is feelings or things, people will feel cherished. So emotionally, when someone pursues you, you need to be reserved. Even if you love her/him very much, you need to give the pursuer time and difficulty, so that they can cherish their feelings more when they are together and last forever.

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