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Hotel California rap version lyrics

This song was actually remixed by a netizen himself. It is another song by Eminem called Cleanin' Out My Closet. Just change the rhythm.

Cleanin' out my closet

Eminem

Where's my snare?

Where did Xian Yin go?

I have no snare in my headphone

I can’t hear the string sound in my headphones

There you go, yo yo

Yes YO~ YO~

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against

I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against

Picket signs for my wicked rhymes Look at the times

The opposing placards have blocked my angry and powerful rhythm countless times

Sick as the mind of the motha f**kin' kid that's behind

As disgusting as the thoughts of those naughty boys behind them

All this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'

All of these Turbulent emotions, rushing like a tsunami

Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep goin'

The hot anger forced out by parents will blow them (referring to those who oppose Placards) were all destroyed and continued to burn

Not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell, long as I'm breathin'

Not to take away Whose thing, but give them (referring to those who oppose me) a hellish experience, as long as I am alive, I will do this every day

Keep kickin' ass in the morning and takin' names in the evening

Leave 'em with a taste of sour as vinegar in their mouth

Leave 'em with a taste of sour as vinegar in their mouth

Let them taste sour See they can trigger me but they never figure me out

See they can trigger me but they never figure me out Get me

Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now

Look at me, I bet you must be sick of me now

Ain't you mama I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

Ain't you mama? I'm going to make you look ridiculous in a minute

Chorus (2x)

I said I'm sorry mama

I said I'm sorry, mama< /p>

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant to hurt you

I never meant

to make you cry

I never meant to make you cry

But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet

But tonight I have to expose myself to a family scandal

I got some skeletons in my closet and

I got some skeletons in my closet (referring to unknown scandals)

I don' t know if no one knows it

I don’t know if no one knows this secret

So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it

So Before they throw me in the coffin and close it

I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73

I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73 Time and space, back to 1973

Before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' cd

Before I had a multi-platinum album

I was a baby , maybe I was just a couple of months

My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch

I'm sure my gay, disgusting father was out having sex at that time

'Cuz he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye

Because he dumped his wife The abandoned son left, and I was curious if he had kissed me goodbye

No, I don't! On second thought, I just f**kin' wished he would die

No, that's not what I really thought about! The opposite of what I actually thought was that I desperately wanted him to die!

I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side

I look at Hailie (my daughter), and I couldn't even think about the picture of parting with her

Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and

Even if I hate Kim (my ex-wife, Hailie’s mother), I grit my teeth and endure it

p>

I try to make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake

It's entirely for Hailie's sake that I try my best to tolerate her

I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human

I may have made some mistakes, but I am just an ordinary human being, not a god

But I'm man enough to face them today !

But I am a man enough and have enough courage to face all my faults

What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb

What I did in the past was undoubtedly stupid. But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun. Bullets in the gun (gave up the idea of ??killing)

Cuz I'd of killed them, shit

I woulda shot Kim and him both

Because once I started killing, I would kill Kim and him (who he refers to here remains to be discussed) together

It's my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to The Eminem Show

This is my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to The Eminem Show (pun intended, referring to both my life and this album)

Chorus (2x)

Now I would never diss my own mama

Now I would never diss my own mama

< p>Just to get recognition

Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin'

Take a second to listen for Listen to this record that you think is full of unreasonable insults

But put yourself in my position just try to invision

But put yourself in my position and just try to imagine

p>

witnessin' yo mama poppin' prescription pills in da kitchen

Witness your own mother swallowing ecstasy in the kitchen

Bitchin' that someone's always goin' through her purse when shit's missin'

Always complains that someone (meaning me) stole her purse after losing her money

Goin' through public housing system's victim of Munchausen's syndrome,

A victim of Munchausen syndrome (referring to mental illness) who wanders through shabby slums

My whole life I was made to beleive I was sick when I wasn't

Throughout my life, I've been forced to believe I was trash even though I wasn't

Til I grew up, now I blew up

Not until I grew up Wake up, now I'm mad and fighting back

It makes you sick to your stomach doesn't it?

It makes you sick to your stomach doesn't it? ), isn’t it?

Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?

Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?

Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?

So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?

So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?

So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?

Well guess what you're gettin' older now and

Well, let me remind you, you are getting older every day

It's cold when you're lonely and Nathan's growin up so quick

You're lonely and Nathan's growin up so quick

You're lonely and Nathan's growin up so quick

You're lonely and Nathan's growin up so quick >He's gonna know that you're phoney

He's gonna know that one day

You're a big liar

And Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her shes beautiful

Hailie is growing up too, you should really see her, how beautiful she is!

But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral! (Haha!)

But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral! (Haha!)

But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral! I won’t even attend your funeral! Ha ha!

See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong

See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong

B*tch, do your song

Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom

B*tch, do your song

Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom

Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom

You're a mother, I don't care about you

But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get?

But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get? To get everything?

You selfish B*tch, I hope you f**kin' burn in hell for this shit

You selfish B*tch, I hope you f**kin' burn in hell for this shit Ronnie was burned to death in order to atone for the sins you committed

Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?

Remember? When Ronnie (my deceased brother) died, you said it was me who you would rather die

Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be

I tell you , in fact, I am already dead, I no longer have any feelings for you, it is no different from death