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Christmas is not a slogan.
1. One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!
2. Son, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas present for you. What, you don't have a chimney? Don't buy yet!
If Santa Claus gives me a chance, I will say: Merry Christmas! Be sure to add a time limit to happiness, I hope it is: 10 thousand years!
When the bell rings, I'm yours .. Don't get me wrong, it's not a wedding bell, it's a Christmas bell, and I'm the one you owe a gift to!
Santa Claus said he would put presents in our socks this year. So, you should stay with me on Christmas Eve ... 6. Love is snow, love is a flower, and it becomes snowflakes floating in your home. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. Christmas eve and carnival night are beautiful for you and me!
7. Hi! Why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Hehe, Merry Christmas.
8. In this annual Christmas, please God give me courage and strength. I must say those three words to you: pay back the money quickly!
9. Haven't you received the gift yet? Then go to sleep! You scared Santa by burping.
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