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Sell potatoes. lyrics
Oh, selling potatoes. Oh, we sell rice, bean skin, piranha, green beans and potatoes, and beans are potatoes. Oh, sell taro, one yuan per catty. If you want to sell it, you will come. If you don't come, the beans will crawl away, and I will still play with the golden flowers. Oh, they sell potatoes. Oh, rice, soybean skin, rat fish, kidney beans, potatoes, potatoes. Oh, sell taro, one yuan per catty. If you want to sell it, you can come. If you don't do this, the beans will crawl away. I also want to play with golden flowers.
"Boss, how much are the potatoes?" "5 yuan a catty." "What else? Five dollars? You don't want to rob it, do you? " "Yes, Lao tze is rob! Take out the money! ! ""still dare to rob Lao tze! Tell your baby! Old Niang Taekwondo Section 9! " "Boss, how about selling potatoes? Five yuan a catty. " What? Five dollars? Don't you fight for it? ""yes, Lao tze is robbery! Take out the money! " "Dare to rob Lao tze! Tell it to your baby! I taekwondo 9!
Oh, this is guilty. The food stalls are all whitewashed. The bitch is black-hearted, and she must have beaten me until I vomited blood. Oh, I'll sell it again. Lettuce is dry and peas are jumping. When it is sold out, the beans will be collected, and I have to go to the hospital. Oh, what a crime! The vegetable stall is white, mother-in-law turtle, heart-liver-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, I'm sure my son, I vomited blood. Oh, I sold it again. The lettuce was dried, the peas were ups and downs, and it was sold out. The bean stall and Lao Tzu were also in the hospital.
"Boss, do you like lettuce for sale?" "Fifty cents a catty." "What? You don't even know the bully Lao Zi in the vegetable market? How dare you take money from me! Second, keep your eyes open! Tortoise, Ha Pi! " ? Boss, do you sell lettuce? Fifty cents a kilogram. "What's that?" You can't even recognize Lao Tzu, the overlord of the vegetable market? Dare to accept Lao tze's money! Open your eyes twice! Tortoise criticism! "
Oh, I sell, I sell again. Oh, I'll sell it. I'll sell it again.
"Don't sell! Your child is suspected of many one-on-one hit cases, and now I want to arrest you for 24 hours. You have the right not to shit, but everything you pull will be given in court. " "Don't sell! Your baby is suspected of being involved in many one-handed cases. Now I have to arrest you for 24 hours. You have the right not to shit, but every time you shit, you confess.
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The original version of this song adapted from Selling Potatoes is Melody Liberated, which is a classic work of Justice Brothers and the theme song in the movie Ghosts.
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