I’m in a bad mood, and I’m looking for short jokes. I’ll take the shortest one and it’ll be fun.

On the weekend, my girlfriend went out with her family to visit graves.

I called her: "What are you doing?"

She replied: "Remitting money!"

I found a bottle of expired toner at home .

I searched on the Internet: "How to recycle the toner if it has expired?"

The best answer popped up: Give it to your husband.

Now all the rich and knowledgeable people have immigrated, but why do we who have no money and no knowledge still stay behind?

Because Mencius once said: Poverty and lowliness cannot be removed!

A girl goes to practice driving.

When I stopped after starting, there was a problem with the oil clutch and the car jumped up and down.

The coach is a female chef, and she said: "Hey, what you are doing is a rabbit!"

Me: "Boss, give me a bowl of green pepper and shredded pork rice noodles. Put more green peppers, more shredded pork, and more rice noodles!”

Boss: “Isn’t that two bowls?”

Two young women were chatting. One said: "When my husband does something wrong, I punish him by kneeling on the computer motherboard!"

The other said: "I never punish my husband by kneeling on the computer motherboard, I always make him kneel on the remote control. If you change the channel, I'll beat you up!"

For a while, I often went to an Internet cafe, and there were two slogans in it:

The computer must be started from the baby.

Minors are prohibited from accessing the Internet.

"I am always rejected by others, and I also want to reject others once.

I have already thought about this age.

You just confess your love to me and help me." Just once."

"Okay, I like you."

"I like you too."

A prisoner was executed because of a bullet. It was produced by a counterfeiting factory.

The first shot didn’t go out, the second shot didn’t go out, then the third shot and the fourth shot...

The prisoner cried and said: "Brother, please strangle me to death. This is too scary."

Yesterday, in order to show my support for the "Earth Hour" event, I decisively turned off the power switch of my neighbor's house.

One day, my classmate was walking on the street. Two college girls came towards me and wanted to ask for directions. They came up and said, "Uncle..."

My classmate decisively clasped his fists and replied, " Sister-in-law, what’s the matter?”

——I will do the same next time...