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Can I get credit? How do you answer humorously?

Give a negative answer first, and then explain why. Can I get credit? When you answer humorously, first give a negative answer, indicating that you disagree with the other person's statement, and then explain the reasons. For example, if you can't pay, please don't leave us your debt.