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Greetings for new employees

1, I'll give you a bottle of nutrition express when you are tired from work. I hope you can relax and relax. When you are bored at work, I will give you a glass of sweet orange. Your heart and your feelings are sweet. May you always have a good mood. Have a nice day and a high salary.

2. The four seasons are spring, the spring breeze and spring rain are deep, the good luck is full, the road of cooperation is sincere, and the door of assistance is open for you. I wish you success in your career and all the best.

3. Everything is so easy, not because I don't want to, nor because I don't like it, but because I am doomed; If you want to succeed, you must have new development, go to the old and welcome the new, welcome the future, a new beginning and a new future; Friend, I wish you a good job easily and happiness in the future.

If you treat your career, you must push your luck to succeed in your career; Treat feelings, be coarse and fine, in order to be harmonious and beautiful; Treat life, whether long or short, for carefree. Wish you a happy life!

5. Sleeping for one minute wastes ten years; Sleep for a minute, only onions are left for breakfast; Sleep for a minute, take a taxi and miss work; If you sleep for one more minute, the bonus will be confiscated. Put the alarm clock forward five minutes, and you will never be late again. I wish my friends get up early, refreshed and happy. Good luck with your work!