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A certain country entered the presidential election, and the votes were drawn to a large city. A presidential candidate's think tank advises him to get the douchebags to vote as well. The ducks all agreed. However, after all, duck groups are different from labor unions and the like. Everyone is afraid of making mistakes, especially making mistakes when shouting slogans. So, the think tank suggested a review of the slogan.

On that day, the city's bureau chiefs will be responsible for reviewing the duck team's slogans.

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I saw the slogan of team B: "It doesn't occupy an area, it doesn't occupy a room, it just uses a bed." When the director of land and resources saw it, he said happily: "Okay, okay!" < /p>

The slogan of team C was: "No girls, no boys, no trouble for the government." When the population director saw it, he said happily: "Not bad, not bad!"

The slogan of team D was: "No noise, no pollution, just shouting occasionally." When the environmental protection director saw it, he happily said: "Shout, shout!"

I saw the slogan of team E: "No fund raising, no loans, bring your own tools to engage in the tertiary industry." When the finance director saw it, he happily said: "Do it, do it!"

I saw The slogan of Team F is: "You are happy, I am happy, seek stability in happiness." When the Director of Culture and Entertainment saw him, he happily said: "Come on, come on!"