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What is Murphy's Law?

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British and American folks have long had an unwritten philosophy to comment on social life. Although these words

Not written into a book, but oral circulation is more extensive and lasting than scholars' works, then

It's called Murphy's Law. Some daily chores, or suffer

People will laugh at themselves and say, "What can we do?" ? Is this Murphy?

Law! "Mr Murphy, I don't know who he is. Judging from his surname, he must be Irish. love

Irish-Americans have some national characteristics: sentimental, resourceful and articulate.

Good way, rich life experience, know the truth of being a man. No wonder American English describes a good life as

Riley's life. Riley is as typical as Murphy.

Irish surnames, such as Smith and Jones in Britain, Zhang Wang and Li Zhao in China.

Murphy's Law is not recorded in a special book, but occasionally found in snack bars and barbershops.

Class fields will see an informal and not necessarily correct version. I used to, in a family.

In the printing office of this small enterprise, it was found that among the colorful printing samples, one was entitled.

Murphy's law and other truths (Murphy's law and other truths).

Now translate these "laws" one by one and interpret them as follows.

Knowing yourself is the ultimate progress.

The ultimate way to be brave and heartless. There is an old saying: "Know yourself and know yourself, and you will be invincible." But victory

It is easy for others. Knowing yourself and yourself is brave. Be able to face the reality and dare to follow.

If you can't get by yourself, you will overcome your weaknesses.

Friends come and go, but enemies are accumulating (friends come and go,

The enemy is increasing. It's not easy to make friends, and it's even harder to be lasting friends. myself

The experience is that making friends with Americans is good and bad, and sometimes it's like brothers today, and it's ok tomorrow.

I don't know anyone. As for the fact that enemies tend to accumulate, maybe Mr. Murphy is right. I asked myself.

I have no enemies in my life and dare not praise a word.

If you feel good, don't worry, you will be all right soon.

S) If you are proud of yourself, don't be busy, your feelings will soon be a thing of the past. )

This sentence needs no comment, everyone understands it.

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points (

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. This is not a geometric principle. Driving in America

Car, from one place to another, I am used to taking the main road and taking the familiar road-but it is not something that the elderly should avoid.

Highway. It doesn't take long to see that people like to cut corners and take paths. sometimes

In a strange place, you will get lost and take many wrong roads.

Don't mess with Mrs Murphy! ) in the expansion of women's rights

In Zhang's time, Mr. Zhang was easy to talk to, but his wife was not easy to mess with. I don't know Murphy's wife.

Bitch or not, be careful. Remember another motto of "Murphy style": men and.

Women are equal, but women are more equal (gender equality, but women

More equal. )

Never eat prunes when they are ripe (never eat them when you are hungry).

Eat plums. ) Plum (called black jujube plum in Taiwan Province Province) can promote defecation, but it is easy to have loose bowels if you eat too much.

It is even worse to eat when you are hungry. This law may be a warning to people not to take harmful measures to save an emergency.

But it has the opposite effect. In addition, the English word Prune also contains derogatory meanings, such as swearing at pruneface (

Plum dry face); Another example is that you are full of prune juice (meaning "you are full."

Ghost ","you are talking nonsense ". )

Call when in doubt and appoint a representative when in difficulty (in case of difficulty)

When you speak, you can be vague; When you are in trouble, just authorize others. ) this is doing.

Official secrets can be included in Atkinson's Law both at home and abroad.

Never argue with an artist. ) I didn't have a chance to follow.

When Baishi or Picasso discuss the gains and losses of their works, there is no way to explore the mystery in this sentence.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Image is better than a pound of performance. All politicians who have participated in the election will believe this sentence.

Proverbs

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Things will go wrong. ) This is a typical example of Murphy's Law, which is most frequently quoted.

It is morally wrong to allow fools to keep their money.

It's unfair for those idiots to keep their money. ) From Macau to Las Vegas

Gus, this is the motto of all casino owners. 1920 is far from the invention of Murphy's law.

Previously, a proprietress in a nightclub in new york had a famous slogan: "Never give an A".

Sucker an even break "(dealing with foreign food, you're welcome. )

Beauty is only superficial, and ugliness goes deep into the bone marrow.

Shallow and ugly can be ugly to the bone. The first half of this sentence is a cliche in English. Good morning.

The advertisement of palm soap has a slogan: a skin you love.

Touch seems to imply "skin-to-skin intimacy" and can be used to suppress the saying that "beauty is only skin-to-skin".

If in doubt, make it sound convincing (when in doubt)

Wait, that's convincing. ) this language seems to contradict the above article "the language is vague", which shows "mo"

The application of "illegal" should be flexible and cannot be generalized.

The other line always moves faster (in a long line, the other line always.

Go faster. ) Friend, have you ever had the experience of waiting in a long line ... Go to the post office to post a letter and wait at the airport.

Transit or payment in the supermarket? You chose the shortest one, but the first one was slow.

Orderly, stayed for a long time and didn't move. You look at the one next door, and it moves quickly, so one

Take an arrow step. It is good to move to another place. I can't believe that when you attach to the end of the queue, that one is hard to move!

All soldiers' invoices are due for payment (wait until the goods

At the cost, all the insurance policies just expired. Have you ever bought anything expensive-electricity?

Video, computer, car? Installment payment, finally paid off, the parts suddenly came out.

Trouble, just at this time, all kinds of insurance policies have expired, so you have to pay for them.

People fix it.

You will always find something in the last locked place.

If you lose something, you have to look everywhere, and the last place will be found. )

Older people always lose things-glasses, hats, umbrellas and so on. Look around,

I can't find it anywhere, and I have to wait until the last unexpected place.

Is Mr Murphy a fictional character or a real person? Number; Amount; How much; number; amount; how many; how much

For years, like most people, I only knew that "anything can go wrong". ..... "That sentence, but I don't know.

Its original author and its origin. It was not until I wrote this article that I thought of inviting one of my "netizens".

Use "computer search" instead.

It's not a big technical university. My friend Jerry replied to an email and provided me with the following information.

Murphy is a real person. His full name is Edward A. Murphy, born in 19 17, and his position.

Aviation engineer. On 1949, he participated in a rocket launch program of the US Air Force, testing 1.

How much can an individual's body bear to speed up? One of the tests is to use a set of 16 "accelerations".

The workbench is installed in all parts of the subject's body. There are two ways to install these instruments, right and wrong. Sure enough.

However, the staff responsible for assembly installed all 16 instruments incorrectly. So Edward

Are you aware of this irrefutable truth: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

Within a few months, this sentence spread all over the field of aviation engineering and became the most famous in science and technology culture.

This famous saying later naturally became the daily language of Americans. 1958 "Murphy's law"

These entries are included in Webster's dictionary.

There is also a sentence, "Anything that may go wrong …", which was said in an earlier version.

If there are two or more ways to do something, one of them.

Those ways will lead to disaster, and then someone will do it.

If there are two or more different ways to do something, one of them will lead to

This is a disaster. I'm sure someone will do that)

Scientific laws often have their "inference", that is, "anything that may go wrong will go wrong."

Laws, there are inferences. Here's the thing: leave it to them, and things often

Go from bad to worse (if left unchecked, everything will go from bad to worse. )

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