Unique and creative funny ads for marriage between men and women are short.

1, I am a college student, and superior conditions are the prerequisite for me to know girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend!

2. Although my eyes are a little flowery, there is no scar on my smooth face; Although the night sky is so dark, I don't feel inferior at all Who made me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.

3. At banquets and parties, friends around you are paired, and only one is left! Awkward? Lonely? To choose someone to spend a good time with you.

4. Are you sad to be abandoned by your hateful lover? Angry? Not reconciled? Come to our company to find her. She is beautiful and handsome, which will double your face and confidence.

The right person is late, but parents arrange blind dates again and again. Aren't you happy? Gross? Choose a part-time lover to help you tide over the difficulties.

Over the years, I have spread my wings of hope like a migratory bird, flying from one city to another. Some people say that you love a city because there is that person in it. In Me Before You, I had to stop. ...

7. I was suddenly stopped by someone. The moment I passed by, I knew: that's not you! ...

8. Marriage of Warcraft strongman: more than n parts, which can make various copies. They have studied in the Du Chao League, can fight and treat, and identify themselves as the eggs, specialization, operation and personality of the new era. And world of Warcraft teenagers. Don't talk too disgusting, don't operate too badly, don't come from the whole tribe, my heart can't stand it, I can command, don't always command the next FB, of course, don't be too ugly mm.

9. Male, unmarried, a key undergraduate (only a few points away), with brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school), now working in a multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (not being late and leaving 800 yuan early), having a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a rich passbook (above 3 mm), and looking for a beautiful young man of about 25 years old *.

10, poor and ugly, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand. Would you?

1 1. He is a male and I am a female of the opposite sex, which does not violate the marriage law of our country.

He is unmarried, I am unmarried and single, and there is no crime of breaking marriage.

He is over 23, and I am over 18, with full civil liability rights.

His last name is Dee, and mine. There is absolutely no blood relationship, which can definitely guarantee the health of the next generation.

12. As the saying goes, distance makes beauty. Deidara and I are absolutely the most beautiful, so beautiful that God has to arrange this beautiful marriage himself.

He was born in Yin Yan Village, and my birthplace is not far from Yin Yan Village. We are fellow villagers, close to each other, and there will be no problems of acclimatization and poor communication.

Marriage advertisement 14

I am female, YJ years old, and now I live in bys. The income is stable and the appearance does not affect the city appearance. Now I'm buying a boyfriend. Brand: permanent brand

Requirements:

First: It's better to be brand-new, or more than 90% of them are new, so as to ensure that you don't buy one and get one free.

Second: the factory date is between 1978- 1980.

Third: all parts are complete and there is no obvious damage. Shapes can be taken. The chip is not damaged and is still in the warranty period.

Fourth: the model should be moderate. Preferably a medium size. It is taller than me vertically and longer horizontally. The length is 170~ 188cm. Weighing 55 ~ 70kg.

Fifth: safety and environmental protection. No noise, it feels good. Don't be too monotonous in color, the quality is stable and reliable. Can be used for 24 hours.

Sixth: uniform color and neat appearance. ISO9002 quality system certification is required. Practical, energy-saving and noise-free.

Seventh: manufacturers are guaranteed, preferably domestic. Foreign products and Chinese-foreign joint ventures are also acceptable.

Eighth: there must be an automatic withdrawal function, and it is best to automatically withdraw more than 3,000 yuan per month.

Ninth: there must be a set of separate packaging boxes (houses), and it is better to have wheels (cars).

Tenth: safety is guaranteed. No bad habits, stable, able to take responsibility.