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? In midsummer, the hot sun spews flames to roast the earth, and people are sultry and flustered. The most difficult thing is the beaten army who came down from the college entrance examination battlefield-the boys and girls who fell in Sun Shan. The endless reproaches of parents and teachers are like pieces of heavy lead filling the head. People can't lift their heads and go far away to be the number one companion. The festive firecrackers around them for the "favored ones" almost destroyed their fragile nerves. Their experience, it should be said, was at its peak in Xinhan County.

? This, as the highest institution of higher learning, Lei Qiang, the head of New Hanzhong, got the message. During the summer vacation, he still went to work on time and has been very busy. He appeared in front of a group of depressed students at the school gate early in the morning. He happily got off a crow car and walked to school surrounded by a group of people. His face was full of irrepressible pride. It was he who, in response to the call of Secretary Tang of the county party committee, took down several gold-lettered signboards in provinces and cities in a short time: the online rate of college entrance examination was the first in the city, the most promising principal in the city, an excellent education expert in the province, and a national quality education demonstration school; It was he who comforted the students who failed in the college entrance examination with the best explanation-"If you want to struggle, you must sacrifice". President Lei is used to the bloody smell of the college entrance examination, such as students fainting in class, failing to jump off a building, and frequent symptoms of anxiety, depression and compulsion. He always thinks it's a piece of cake. He is ambitious and brave in pioneering, and his lofty goal is like a bright flag, flying in front of him all the time. He often stands in front of the administration building, admiring with relish the huge imprint of his planning: despite the shame of the past, he failed to lead the county party Committee well and made great efforts, sweating profusely, beating up education and turning over a new leaf. Therefore, paying attention to the big and letting go of the small principal Lei has no place in his heart as a worry-free student. The only thing he can do is to work hard towards the set goal.

? Hard work pays off. Lei Qiang's efforts are really fragrant with peaches and plums, and he won the first batch of fruits, including several from Tsinghua and Peking University. After the examination results came down, Secretary Tang instructed the propaganda, education, culture and other departments to deploy in all directions immediately. Overnight, big slogans with red brushes were flying all over the sky. The entrance of the Education Bureau reads: "Warmly congratulate our county on ranking first in the city in the online rate of college entrance examination in 20 14!" . The county party Committee and county government wrote: "The people of the new Han Dynasty have many strange aspirations, saying that education is a new day!" . The wording of Han Xin Middle School is striking: "I sincerely thank the wise leadership of the county party committee and government, and strive for the first place in the province in the 20 15 college entrance examination!" The news media operates efficiently, and the big screen in the square broadcasts a series of special reports on "New Han Education" around the clock.

? Today is the most exciting day for President Lei Qiang. He couldn't sleep all night, got up before five o'clock, paced up and down, rubbed his slippers on the living room floor, and the rhythm was still so light and pleasant.

? "The county education work conference was held in the morning! At the celebration dinner last night, Secretary Tang said that he wanted to give me a surprise ... "Lei Qiang said in his mind alone. After washing, he was lost in thought. Put pen to paper and write a speech. He feels that the future is bright and he still has a long way to go. Secretary Tang instructed that the speech must hold high the banner of "prospering the county through culture and strengthening the county through education" and introduce a package of important measures to win the first place in the college entrance examination in the province. In the evening, a staff meeting attended by leaders in charge of education was held to announce the annual incentive and reward system.

? It's late at night, the community is particularly quiet, and there is a figure hanging in the corridor. Lei Qiang entered the room, and the mother and daughter who watched Super Variety were greeted with relief. The smell of alcohol soon darkened their beautiful faces. Lei Qiang sat on the sofa, and the "news broadcast" was endless. His incoherent expression is nothing more than a cordial interview with the leaders of the municipal party Committee, a cordial praise from Secretary Tang, and a follow-up interview with a beautiful reporter.

? "Too talented! Excuse me, President Lei, is there any wonderful report? " The wife is very impatient.

? Lei Qiang came to an abrupt end, and his reaction was extremely sensitive, as if he had fallen from the mountain of dignity into the abyss.

? "I know you have a negative attitude towards my work," he showed strong resistance. "However, the glory of the college entrance examination is the best explanation. Leaders at all levels are fully affirmed, and all walks of life agree ... Who rewrote the educational history of New Han, gave leaders at all levels a long face, and dragged a New Han middle school with the lowest enrollment rate in the city down from the death line ... "

? "Hum, bah!" Mother and daughter felt the sound of machine guns in their ears and rushed to the bedroom to sleep together.

? His wife Ren Hua is a respected street cadre in the hearts of Xinghuo Town. The laudatory name of "Living Bodhisattva" means that she is broad-minded and kind-hearted, and can take the joys and sorrows of ordinary people to heart. She attaches great importance to education, and thinks that education is the most important thing in the period of social transformation, which affects the nerves of thousands of families and is related to social stability. Lei Qiang became the headmaster last year, and she had great expectations of him. She sat down and told a series of tearful cases. For example, Zhang's son left home on the third day, the school turned a blind eye, and Grandpa hanged himself in a hurry; Li's daughter, in the third year of high school, forced her neurosis out and didn't go to a psychologist. She still treats colds all day ... She earnestly proposes to be a principal with conscience and social responsibility. Once upon a time, she was young and beautiful, but Lei Qiang suffered from typical "tracheitis". She is obedient and conscientious in teaching and educating people. Ren Hua actively supported his progress. Lei Qiang has infinite energy. After work, he wrote many papers on education reform and won the title of "Pioneer of Education Reform" issued by the Provincial Department of Education. He participated in many national academic seminars, and his outstanding performance made him a legend in Han Xin County. Last year, when the opportunity came and the school team changed, he naturally took the top spot. Ren Hua sincerely congratulated me. I was very happy to read my daughter's poems in senior three. Unexpectedly, the expectation of mother and daughter was exchanged for disappointment again and again, and the warm heart felt cold, so there was a crack in the beautiful home: on the one hand, the support of power, on the other hand, the firm opposition alliance formed by mother and daughter.

? The first battle started on the eve of Mid-Autumn Festival.

? "Dad, you are a man of bad faith. You wrote so many words in newspapers and magazines, but which one did it? " Anger crawled over the clever face of poetry.

? "unbridled!" Lei Qiang showed his unique dignity as a father.

? "Son, dare to say what's wrong?" Mother stepped back in time and became brave.

? Poetry is more emboldened, telling strange things that happen outside class. Teachers do everything possible to make money, including materials, make up lessons, papers and exams. If you get good grades, you should be a "three good students", get bonuses and be a domineering cadre. Shishi is very angry. Xu Pingping, Zhang Haoran, Luo Wanli, Ma Fei and other students were all driven crazy by the monthly, weekly and daily exams. Unlike human beings, she shed sad tears.

? "Poetry, you have to understand," Lei Qiang relented at the sight of tears. "Do you think I can do whatever I want as a principal? County officials forced me to step down automatically if I failed the first exam; Children who fail to get the key points will be scolded by their parents. Why don't I want to reform education? It's just that the current environment is too bad! "

? "Well, poetry, dad also has difficulties." Mother began to put out the fire.

? The civil war stopped, and the poem was unconvinced. Her father's frankness and progress, and her mother's kindness and rationality have long been inherited in the form of genes. What she can't accept is her father's change, which, in her words, is a betrayal of herself. As the saying goes, forty is not confusing ... what is the principal? Mom said that this is just a social responsibility, for the future of students. How can you only be an official and harm a generation? Ren Hua also remembers her husband's pity, and his clear and tall image is gradually blurred. She even doubted her observation, why she couldn't see through him at first. As soon as she got home, she was conditioned. After a person was depressed, she thought about it in every way, and there were waves of self-denial in her mind. After that, I fell deeply into the huge gap between reality and ideal-there are many things in life that are haunted, but they are also close to each other. What's more, he is an outspoken "educational reform expert". He has been the principal for less than half a year and even lost the basic tenets of being a man. Is reality really cruel to the point where even personality is worthless?

? A new broom sweeps clean. Lei Qiang's first fire set everyone on fire. On the morning of September 5th, the red flag of Han Xin Middle School fluttered, and the cars were like clouds. City and county leaders attended the opening ceremony, and the fireworks rang 20 times. The atmosphere is sacred and solemn. Facing the college entrance examination is an important content. President Lei Qiang held high his right arm and read the oath: Fight bloody battles for the college entrance examination and strive to build a strong county with culture and education! With the voice of Hong Zhong, a series of strict management systems have been promulgated. The idea is that talents are forced out, and there must be brave men under the reward. It is stipulated that students will be awarded 1 10,000 yuan for admission to Tsinghua and Peking University, and teachers will be awarded 20,000 yuan. Mobilize and attract students widely (students are financial resources), and enter the top ten award introduction fee 1 10,000. Finally, in the deafening applause, President Lei emphasized: "With the support of superior leaders, we will do whatever it takes to work for the bright future of new Chinese education!"

? President Lei has made great achievements, and the situation will change. He is really hard. He stays out of the office for several days and eats instant noodles late at night. Finally, at the weekend, he decided to turn off his mobile phone, and his ancestor Lao Zi disappeared, hiding at home with his wife and children and relaxing his nerves.

? Purple light permeates the bedroom, and Lei Qiang's heavy body leans against the bed beside his wife in pajamas. He took a long breath and felt more comfortable than ever.

"What about poetry?" He couldn't help thinking of his daughter.

? "Going to Xu Pingping is all your credit." Ren Hua threw a letter in the past, her voice trembling. "After so many years of educational reform, what's the use of' everything is turned into steel'? No, the letter is addressed to our neighborhood Committee. "

? "Don't make a fuss, the school has received it." Jiang Lei smiled and hugged him with open arms. "Wife, say happy things, don't talk about work at home. Ok? "

? "Please don't touch me," Ren Hua calmed down a little and cleared his throat. "Why don't you talk? I don't want to be scolded by my parents for you ... Lao Lei, it's difficult to run an education. Personal fame and fortune are not important. The problem is never to harm a generation! "

? "Well, teach me again." Ray Johnson angrily out of bed, wearing shorts anxiously hiding on the wooden floor, "who am I? I am the principal of a school in Han Xin Middle School! "

? "Where is the headmaster?" The bedroom door opened with a bang, and the voice of poetry was fierce and crisp. "Dad, you are too arrogant! I'm telling you, this is home, not school. Mom is right, Xu Pingping, Zhang Lili's psycho, and ... you forced them out! "

? "You …" Jiang Lei was very angry. He looked at his daughter silently, as if an angry lion suddenly appeared in front of him.

? A year later, Lei Qiang got his wish. The numbness brought by busyness and the pride brought by honor have deeply buried the pain brought by family conflicts. But by mid-August, Lei Qiang's relaxed mood and peaceful mentality had obviously picked up. The full-fledged school banquet has begun, and the phone calls to congratulate Shishi on his further studies are endless. In the past, the money sent by the couple was also recycled; However, the anti-corruption ban of the Commission for Discipline Inspection is one after another. He conceived the response of different levels and small-scale banquets, restarted the mother-daughter dialogue and solicited opinions.

? "We are wise in poetry. Let's talk about it. " Mom asked.

? "In my opinion, guests don't please. People who eat wine are complaining. Isn't my tuition already ready? Our family doesn't have to have that money to survive. "

? "There are many gifts, so it's hard to refuse ..." Lei Qiang hesitated.

? "Lao Lei," Ren Hua's eyes released sincerity and melancholy. "I think it depends on poetry ... you are so red and purple now that you have become the focus of media and public opinion. It has just been reported that Secretary Tang had an accident and is under investigation. I'm afraid it will involve you. Lao Lei, it's safe to walk with spikes and sticks! "

? "Well, no treat, no gift!" Lei Qiang quickly restrained his nervous voice, and then frowned. "Well, if you'll excuse me, let's take this opportunity to travel as a family."

? That night, the lights in the bedroom stayed on at night. Husband and wife talk endlessly. The next day, before dawn, the school administrative office was brightly lit, the core members of the team held an emergency meeting, and security guards stood guard. Nobody knows what to study. But there is a wonderful change: two slogans at the school gate are missing. At 8: 30, the publicity content on the big screen has been replaced by quality education lectures and efficient classroom demonstrations.