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1, flowers are beautiful, don't let beauty disappear. Flowers bloom for you, don't let it thank you ... how can you stand it when the grass is green! ...

2. The grass is willing to be merciful. The grass is resting. Don't disturb the green grass I'm afraid your feet have set foot on sunshine avenue. Why do you have to find another way to create beauty ... It is the most effective to fine 200 yuan for stepping on the lawn ... for all ages, ...

1 The grass is growing quietly, please don't disturb it! There are wires under the lawn, so be careful to get an electric shock. Once you get an electric shock, you will be at your own risk! The grass is resting, don't wake her! ... 1 ... Castle Peak clears my eyes, while running water calms my ears. ......

4, our life is precious, don't let it be destroyed in the water ... When you let go, have you ever thought about the tragedy hidden behind you? ... civilization lies in dealing with details, and safety lies in nip in the bud ... cherish precious life and don't go into the river. ...

5.( 1) Be careful when driving on the road. The word "safety" is worth 1000 dollars. (2) A drop of wine from the driver makes two tears from the relatives. (3) You can't drive a hero car without eating hot tofu. (4) You can travel safely without touching a drop of wine. (5) ...