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On the day of the rainstorm, I spent 8 yuan on a small umbrella at the stall. A beautiful woman offered to take an umbrella with me and agreed in the spirit of helping others.

It rained heavily, and that beautiful woman squeezed into my arms, looking innocent, and I squeezed on her. Then she squeezed into my arms harder, and I squeezed her harder, and I was angry. "Shameless, Lao tze umbrella! You squeeze a hair. "