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Durex advertising copy (selected 20 sentences)

1, there will still be obstacles in life!

2. On World Post Day, Durex was instantly possessed by literature and art.

3, the world has its own justice, and there is always a reward for paying.

4. How to describe Du Du in Stephen Chow's tone? What movie are these lines from?

5. Luffy must be Durex's long-lost brother!

6, thousands of miles * * * Juanjuan, beautiful women get married, how can you lose Durex?

7. When the movie One Step Away was released, the official blog released the poster of A Distance of Du, and everyone understood its connotation and significance. With durex, the son and the egg will always be separated by only one du. Writing here, I just want to say one thing: Mom, you are great!

8. The teacher didn't teach us Chinese in those years!

9, the gift is delivered to the door, wrapped in steel bars!

10, a generation of superstar Henry announced his retirement. Durex sent Weibo: The gunman retired or the gunman?

1 1, love to change and buy condoms at any time.

12, if you understand the above passage, then you must also understand the copy sent by durex. The advertisement for Christmas Eve goes like this: I hope you receive the baby tonight, not the baby.

13, China macho man, set (press) to live!

14, if it is as sharp as a mill, don't rush it. Under the hardness, there is also sweetness.

15, I'm really jealous. Why it can also kiss your skin.

16, a good horse with a good saddle and a tough man with a good set.

17, this is a continuous advertisement, and the watermark blocks the tt text below. Because men are thirsty when they are xxoo, there are many bottles below. It means that the man drank so much water that xxoo is not finished. This durable outfit is awesome!

18, you never know when it will be used!

/kloc-in 0/9, an oolong incident occurred in China Everbright Bank, and Durex took advantage of the situation to create a "Everbright can't" genius. Later, Bo Gu had an accident one after another, and Xue Manzi was arrested for whoring. Durex wrote the following copy.

20. The winter solstice is the shortest day and the longest night in a year, so Durex's copy is written like this: Tonight is the longest.