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What stem is red umbrella and white pole?

This children's song is about eating wild mushrooms. Red umbrella and white pole are about wild mushrooms. The bright red umbrella cover indicates that mushrooms are poisonous and will be poisoned if eaten.

Lyrics of children's songs lying on the board after eating red umbrella and white pole.

Red umbrella and white pole, lie on the board together after eating.

Lie on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then bury the mountains together.

Buried mountain cried and shouted, and the whole village came to eat.

There is an umbrella for eating, and the whole village lies on the board together.

Lie on the board, bury the mountain, and let's dry it together.

Air-dried white pole with umbrella.

The above is about lying on the board after eating the red umbrella and white pole.

"Gan" is a false word, and the orthography should be "Chong". But in fact, the intention of "Terrier" was misinformed by people in Taiwan Province Province. Mr. Feng Yikang, a famous actor of cross talk in Taiwan Province Province, once pointed out this problem.

"I spent a lot of time, wrote a lot of words and folded a lot of bald pens. I finally put the word "equipment" back on track, and now it's coming again. What is a "stalk"? Like "wardrobe", "stem" is the result of mispronouncing and writing mistakes from existing nouns. Bang! Jokes, or describing interesting people or things. What is a terrier? Who started it? I want to learn from people's use of proper nouns, but I mispronounced and misspelled them. There is no hierarchy! "

Mr. Zhang, an outstanding contemporary novelist in China, a master of arts in China from Fu Jen Catholic University in Taiwan and a lecturer in the Chinese Department of Fu Jen Catholic University in Taiwan, also pointed out this problem in the published newspaper: "According to the current situation of the media, I can more boldly estimate that this is the' ignorant creation' of people dictating subtitles in TV companies.

It's just that now we often write the word "Kuang" as the word "stalk". Ignorance, laziness, and a hunger for meaning, not only these people dictate subtitles, but also artists, celebrities and media audiences participate in and watch programs. You don't need to pass the exam or academic certification. Not only do you mistake the word "Geng" for the word "stalk", but you also make the word "stalk" have the meaning of "funny" and "ridiculous". "

Therefore, the word "stalk" is an incorrect word, and the orthography should be "vertical".