What humorous anti-toxic chicken soup have you seen?

First, when you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

second, I may not be able to lift a stone of 1 Jin, but if it is 1 Jin RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.

Third, girls with fat hands don't worry, the gold ring given by her grown-up boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

fourth, some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. My face is so beautiful that I can't give it up.

5. Son, it doesn't matter if you didn't do well in the exam this time. You are still young, and your father and I are still young. We can have another child.

6. I am a rich second generation, but I work to earn money myself. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, and I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

seven, young people, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future.

8. I am getting a salary of 2, yuan a month, and I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I am still single, but I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

9. Someone just sat next to me. I used to slap. How can you squeeze into my invisible wings!

1. We work so hard to make our boss live a better life.

Xi. When I broke up with my ex, it was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner feelings at night, and a person secretly laughed under the quilt.

12. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me the money anymore.

XIII. What do you hate most about the canteen? Is it shameful to waste food? Slogans like this, you make the food that farmers' uncles have worked so hard to grow so bad, and you have the face to say that others are shameless?

14. Someone said I was ugly, and I was particularly distressed by him. I was blind at a young age! When I got home, I asked the fan, am I ugly? The fan shook its head all morning.

15. You still have dreams. What if you see a ghost?

XVI. I'm very kind, I'm also very kind to sheep, I'm also very kind to pigs, I'm very kind, thank you.

XVII. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. Ask her to open a courier and try it without scissors.

18. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape it by changing the channel.

it's ok to bully my brother, but I warn you, don't let me see it, otherwise, I can't help laughing.

twenty, girls should not quarrel casually, which will show that they are very uneducated, so they should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.