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Classic lines from The Ferry Man

1. The safe distance between people is 122 cm. With the person you like, you will try to shorten this distance. -at the end of Chen

This love is like a river. Whether you are lovelorn, loved, unrequited or sadistic, as long as you are trapped in this long river of love, there are ways to help you find yourself and start your life again. Guan Chun

3. Guan Chun: If the world can't accept Mao Mao's pancakes, there is only one way.

4. Aunt: What can I do?

5. Guan Chun: Changing the world.

6. Thirteen elder sisters: Get out!

7. Chen Mo: Go first!

8. Xiaoyu: Good idea.

9. As a gold medal ferryman, my job is to accept the entrustment and send those who are in pain and confused to the other side. -at the end of Chen

10, the highest principle of the ferryman, once accepted, never say no-Chen Mo

1 1. Look, what a big spare tire. -at the end of Chen

12, our ferry is omnipotent, buried alive, self-immolated, empty-handed, Jack on earth, anyway, as long as you say it, we will help you cross the other shore. Guan Chun

13, ferryman, hard for yourself. Remember, put yourself in other's shoes. -at the end of Chen

14, whether you are lovelorn, lost relatives, sadistic, secretly in love, or the owner of our gold medal ferryman, there are ways to help you find yourself. Guan Chun

Chen Mo: Is it so exaggerated?

16, Jia Ling: That's ridiculous!

17, I walked a lot that day, but I couldn't reach the horizon and couldn't find anything. -at the end of Chen

18, have you ever fought for others in your life? -Xiaoyu/Ayu

19, a friend of mine once told me that time keeps going, with no end, only intersection. -Xiaoyu/Ayu

20, ten years is too long, everything may change; A lifetime is too short, and one thing may not be finished. Memory will always stand behind you, you can't abandon it, you can only embrace it. -at the end of Chen

2 1, Chen Mo: The safe distance between people is 122 cm. With the person you like, you will try to shorten this distance!

Guan Chun: This love is like a river. No matter you are lovelorn, loved, unrequited, sadistic, as long as you are trapped in this long river of love, there are ways to find yourself and start over!

23. Destiny is ice, which will melt sooner or later. -at the end of Chen

24. The world is like a book. I like your sentence better. I would like to make a comma and leave it at your feet. But you have your own readers. I'm just a ferryman. We will all go ashore, the sun is shining and flowers are blooming everywhere. -at the end of Chen

25, she is not my predecessor, she is my only-Guan Chun.

26. There are thousands of pains in life. Every drowning person goes through four stages. I'm coming, I'm tired, I'm ready, and I'm leaving. The ferryman's job is to shorten the process as much as possible-Guan Chun.

27. Xiao Yu: That's the international singer Mary. Have you ever heard of it?

Guan Chun: No, I have heard the Internationale.

29. Ho: How dare you come?

30. Chen Mo: It's called there is still time.

H: See you tomorrow.

32. Chen Mo: If you can still stand at the door in five minutes, hot pot.

A real bartender should love his guests. Drinking your wine is heartbreaking. It makes me short every night. Five minutes, hot pot. -at the end of Chen

He Zimu: I thought you didn't want to drink.

35. Chen Mo: There are three conditions for drinking. I always ask myself why I come every day. I want to know how long a person's night is boring. I remember the name of this cup of wine. See you tomorrow, which makes me want to see you every day.

36. Aunt: Borrow money? I have to discuss it with my husband.

37. M: Don't you have a husband?

38. Sister-in-law: Yes, so it's not negotiable.

Guan Chun: It's no use being so disgusting.

Mark: You shouldn't.

4 1, Mao Mao: Do you want another one?

42. Guan Chun: No, this cake is very strong. One bite is enough.

43. Xiaoyu: Did you see the horsepower?

44. Chen Mo: Soul or Body?

45. Xiaoyu: What do you mean?

46. Chen Mo: The soul is here and the body is opposite.

You can't break your promise. I have been waiting for you for a long time. horsepower

48. Pheasant Brother: There are many friends and many roads. If you don't ferry her, I'll let you cross over.

49. Chen Mo: Do you have rheumatism?

50. Pheasant Brother: How do you know?

5 1, Chen Mo: I felt your pulse when I shook hands just now and put ice on it!

52. The highest principle of ferrymen is empathy and embrace. -at the end of Chen

53. What really suits you is not the ice that hurts people, but a cup of warm hot tea. -at the end of Chen

54. Nine holes of golf, starting tonight, Xiaoyu, Jiang Jie. -at the end of Chen

55. Chen Mo: Drive after drinking, get in the car!

56. Xiaoyu: Didn't you also drink it?

57. Chen Mo: I'm not that stupid. I have mineral water.

58. Chen Mo: Do you want to win so badly?

Xiaoyu: I just don't want to lose.

60. Finally, I know that the nearest place is farther away from her. -at the end of Chen

6 1, I'm a man, so it's easier to make money. horsepower

62. Chen Mo: See if the moon is full tonight?

63. Xiaoyu: round.

64. Chen Mo: What a big spare tire!

65. Xiaoyu wants horsepower to go back to the past. In my opinion, he wants to strangle horsepower, and the ferryman needs time. -at the end of Chen

66. It doesn't matter what you eat, what matters is who the people around you are. -at the end of Chen

67. Xiaoyu: Actually, I admire you.

Chen Mo: I admire you, too. You haven't eaten for two days, but you are still so lively.

69. Xiaoyu: Nothing, nothing.

Finally, he will give a concert. Tonight at 9 o'clock, Mary will wait for you at the Ferry Man Bar, and be there or be square. -Xiaoyu/Ayu

7 1, is it Titanic? I'll chop me into a pineapple before your time is up! baby

72. Chen Mo: Many people are born with alcohol, and you are no match for her.

73. Xiaoyu: Who wants to fight with her? I want to fight her hard.

74. Barman: The eighth hole of bar golf-Devil's Ladder, officially begins!

On July 29th, 2008, you wore a ponytail and a skirt, which is the most beautiful look I have ever seen. horsepower

Mary: I'll take it back.

Jie Jiang: Don't worry!

78. Mary: Let me see you off again!

Guan Chun: I think she loves me. I still don't know where to find her.

80. Chen Mo: Idiot, look at the address.

Guan Chun: But I don't understand English!

82. Mary: This is my first real concert. Where are you?

83. Xiaoyu: I'm here. The audience under your stage is all me.

84, the edge is ice, hold the ice in your arms, it melts, only to find that the fate is gone. -at the end of Chen

85. Life is a game of constant death and constant rebirth. You can't get it because it doesn't belong to you, and you can't let it go because you are unwilling. It's sad to lose someone who doesn't love you, but it's a pity that you can still love someone else. -at the end of Chen

86. I know I am not his tomorrow. The only thing I can do is send him to the other side. -Xiaoyu/Ayu

Ho: Why do you like hot pot so much?

88. Chen Mo: Everyone who can eat hot pot with you is from the same world. In fact, it doesn't matter what you eat, what matters is who you eat with.

89. Do you like men or women? If you like women, be my brother. If you like men, be my girlfriend. Guan Chun

90. Guan Chun's troubles are Mao Mao's, but we are already at a loss. -at the end of Chen

9 1, I never struggle because I know the world is too big. horsepower

92. What is the most important day in your life? -at the end of Chen

93. Xiaoyu had a good cry, and I haven't seen her since. -at the end of Chen

94. Bar slogan: I'm coming, I'm tired, I'm ready, and I'm leaving.

95. Chen Mo said, I will still miss the past, but I won't, because we will meet at the end of the road. -at the end of Chen

96. You should believe that the lost people will be waiting for you at the end of time. -at the end of Chen

97. Jiang Jie: Why did you give it to him?

98. Xiaoyu: Just because I am his friend.

99. You believe this woman because she said what you wanted to hear, Dylan.

100, no, you must go to another world by yourself. This is the only way.

10 1. There are thirty humanoid robots sitting in the room, all talking nonsense, as if they were playing a big drama that could change their lives.

102, if I really exist, I exist because of your needs.

103, I exist because you need me.

104. If I really exist, it's because you need me.

105, Tristan's arms hugged her tightly, struggling not to let the two of them fall into the mire together. After stumbling back a dozen paces, they finally stopped. Tristan looked down and saw Dylan, who was full of mud thoughts, looking up at himself. He saw her smile and himself in those charming blue eyes.

106, "Dylan." His voice is very soft. He can't sugarcoat his words, but try to ease the lethality of these words in his tone. "You are dead, your heart is all you have. This place, here, is the only way for your journey. This is a fact. "

107 but you will continue tomorrow, that's where you belong. Dylan, that's where you should go.

108, I would like to be a comma, stay at your feet and continue to write our story.

109. As soon as he got into the carriage, Dylan's eyes scanned around to see if there were any abnormal people around him-drunkards, weirdos, people who wanted to tell you all their life stories (often involving bizarre experiences such as being kidnapped by aliens), and people who insisted on discussing the meaning of life with you. I don't know why Dylan always attracts these people's attention when he takes public transportation.

He looked down at her with a smile and squeezed her hand. Dylan felt that the sun seemed to light up a little at once, and his feelings were betrayed by the surrounding weather. He was humiliated, she thought.

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1 12, "Can he cross with me? If he can't do it, then we will go back and cross back. "

1 13, these evil spirits are open to everyone, no matter what soul. But a pure soul is like a big meal for them.

1 14, for the first time in a long time, he felt deeply sad about his fate. His life is like a prison, which has no end. He saw those selfish souls lying, cheating and wasting the life given to them by God, which he dreamed and longed for.

1 15 but it doesn't matter what it looks like, really. The one in your head and heart is the real you, you know? It is your soul.

1 16, glad it's you.

1 17, well, I don't want to be an adult if I can. You don't look like a child either. You look like