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Parking signs

1. When vehicles enter or exit the gate, please do not stop and cause congestion.

2. Illegal parking is strictly prohibited and we must build a civilized city.

3. Put me down gently and push me away quietly.

4. My sister is going out to pick up a handsome guy later. Please make it easier for my brother and stay out of the way.

5. When I ride a bicycle, I am happy; when I line up a bicycle, I am civilized.

6. I want to go in and out, leaving a way out.

7. Parking spaces are limited.

8. This is not a parking lot and no vehicles are allowed to be parked.

9. If there are vehicles going in and out, please do not place your car across the garage door.

10. Give way to other cars and give way to civilization; give way to people and give way to safety.

11. My brother is going out to pick up a girl soon. Please make it easy for me and stay out of the way.

12. If you want to be a civilized person, please do civilized things.

13. Parking is prohibited in front of the door. Violators will be responsible for the consequences.

14. Parking in a civilized manner demonstrates quality and reflects character.

15. Don’t let random people who park your car cause you the trouble of picking up your car.

16. Sort out the order of the car and sort out your mood in the morning.

17. Drive in a civilized manner and park in an orderly manner.

18. Due to poor monitoring in this area, car thefts occur frequently. We hope that all car owners will be more vigilant and remember this! Remember!

19. I’m happy when you drive, and I’m even happier when you don’t block the gate.

20. Please do not park in front of the garage door. Those who do not heed the advice will be responsible for the consequences.

21. Parking is prohibited in front of the door.

22. The garage is activated, parking is prohibited, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

23. Please do not block the garage door.

24. Parking at the fire exit endangers the safety of the public.

25. Parking is prohibited at the entrance of the unit.

26. Please make sure you have purchased your tickets and posted them.

27. Take care of the carport, take care of the campus, and act immediately if you love.

28. When parking here, please pay attention to the flower pots upstairs.

29. Parking is prohibited in front of the garage door. If you make a mistake, you will be responsible for the consequences.

30. Parking is prohibited in front of the garage door.

31. The car is the transmission of love, and the shed is the home of the car.

32. There are vehicles entering and exiting here - parking is prohibited.

33. Long-term parking is prohibited.

34. Bring a clean environment and take away a happy mood.

35. Please do not park in front of the guardrail.

36. If you and I put more effort into it, the carport will be more comfortable.

37. Cars come and go, people leave and people are happy.

38. The posture of the car - a true portrayal of the posture of life.

39. When parking in front of the door, please pay attention to the nails on the tires.

40. Don’t block the gate when there are cars coming in and out. Thank you for your cooperation!

41. This parking lot automatically pays fees and posts tickets.

42. Please do not block the passage in front of the door.

43. Parking of vehicles is prohibited at the entrance and exit of the passage.

44. Curb your "freedom" and let others "walk" freely.

45. Parking may not be ranked, but morality must be.

46. Observe public traffic order and park vehicles in accordance with regulations.

47. For your convenience, don’t park in front of the garage door.

48. Observe parking regulations and strive to be a civilized citizen.

49. The garage is open. Please do not park in front of the door. Thank you for your cooperation.

50. Give in to each other and arrange things neatly, which will make you feel more comfortable.

51. Parking is prohibited on pedestrian sections.

52. The carport shows order, and order shows grace.

53. Those who know virtue are wise, and those who know and practice are beautiful.

54. Please take your car back to your home, and please leave "my" cleanliness.

55. Please do not occupy private parking spaces.

56. One small step for neatness, one giant leap for civilization.

57. Comply with parking management regulations and create a hygienic and civilized city.

58. The earth’s crust here is hot and prone to nature.

59. Let the heart rest and the car stop. Stop the car, for you, for me, for him.

60. Every bit of parking embodies personality; neatness and civilization establish a new trend.

61. Don’t block the door, let me out.

62. Please do not park in front of the garage door. Violators who deflate the trailer will be responsible for the consequences.

63. This area is frequently used and parking is prohibited.

64. Stop the car and leave civilization behind.

65. Please keep your own morals in check.

66. Although parking space is not the only one, civilization is always the only one.

67. People are not round without rules, and cars are not neatly aligned.

68. Please leave a passage for vehicles entering and exiting the garage.

69. Give people visual enjoyment and give cars spiritual comfort.

70. Private parking lot, no outside cars allowed.

71. Parking is prohibited. Thank you for your cooperation.

72. Please do not park in front of the garage door.

73. This is a land of arms, be careful with your car.

74. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors will never block the door.

75. You need to adjust the curvature of the wheel. Please don’t let me distort my body.

76. Park properly and don’t lie on the “crooked” road.

77. Determine the correct position and grasp the direction of life.

78. Vehicles entering and exiting the garage are prohibited from parking in front of the door.

79. There are tanks going in and out, please pay attention to safety.

80. There is a ditch in front of the door. Please be responsible for any damage to your car.

81. Please do not park in front of the store.

82. Only when the car is upright can people be upright, and when the car is in order can people be together.

83. Please keep this safe transportation channel open and unobstructed.

84. When parking, be reasonable and don’t block the road. If you are selfish, don’t blame yourself for being cruel.

85. Parking is strictly prohibited here and violators will be towed away.

86. Don’t block my door. I want to go home.

87. There are cars in and out of the warehouse every day. Please do not park cars in front of the door. Thank you for your cooperation.

88. Don’t block the gate when there are cars coming in and out. Thank you for your cooperation.

89. Car-finding inspiration, I lost a car here. The photo is as follows. If anyone knows, please contact me and I will be greatly grateful.

90. Anyone parking here without permission will be towed away.

91. Parking is prohibited here and violators will be fined.

92. If you park in front of the door, the car will become useless and people will die.

93. Parking is also an art.

94. Parking is strictly prohibited and violators will be towed away.

95. Race against youth and move towards civilization.

96. If you park in a civilized manner, you will always be the best person.

97. Be civilized and park your vehicles according to regulations.

98. Give up a piece of friendship, a piece of civilization, and a piece of scenery.

99. Details reflect politeness, and parking shows style.

100. Come with the breeze in the morning and return with the colorful clouds in the evening.