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I gained weight again. Talk about 42 sentences in the copy collection.

I have gained weight again. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

2. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the milky way.

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

The biggest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.

6. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

7. I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!

I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

9. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. I don't eat or do this;

10. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

1 1. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

12. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

13. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

14. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

15. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

16. I swam in the sea with my life buoy. ...

17. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

18. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

19. Your shortness is lifelong, and my obesity is temporary.

20. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!

2 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I have gained weight again. I seized all the opportunities that God gave me to gain weight.

23. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

24. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

25. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

26. Intentional weight loss is doomed to obesity.

27. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

29. Women are ugly and immoral. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

3 1. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

32. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat chefs and ugly hairdressers!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. I hardly know myself when I look in the mirror. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

34. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!

36. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.

37. Why eat inanimate things ... You still feel that you are not fat enough.

38. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

39. I'm getting fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.

40. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat". I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

4 1. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

42. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.

Summary of 42 cute dating sentences

A nifty and lovely contract is a 1. Marriage is the grave of love, so if there is no marriage, there is no good end.

As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

In the face of that person, there is always further impulse, but no further courage.

4. The greatest romance is life-long concentration.

This is a planet with you, which is great.

6. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's hard to get together and part.

7. Don't say what I owed you in my last life. If you have the ability, show me the iou.

8. I will give you all my tenderness and accompany you until your wings are full, or my remaining temperature disappears.

9. I can't even keep my hair. What can I expect to keep you?

10. After walking so far, I found home is the warmest: I met so many people and found my mother's smile is the most beautiful.

1 1. I want to be an elf, sneak into your soul, listen to your heartbeat, breathe, feel your thoughts and wishes, so that I can understand your heart and know how to love you.

12. In the face of love, spare no effort to like it.

13. Regret is also a kind of happiness. Because there are things you regret.

14. Some memories of the past have long gone with the wind, and now there is only myself, only now.

15. Fall in love with me, I am sweeter than all the little girls.

16. Come on, drag it out and eat 250 loaves of bread without drinking water.

17. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't, you are mine.

18.*** Have fun.

Welcome to the Love Channel.

20. You are a love story that I can't talk about all my life. To make a long story short, I love you and I will spend the rest of my life with you!

2 1. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

22. You are the white moon tip at the top of Qingyun Mountain, and the plum blossom crumbs in the snow. It's the drizzle that breaks the window and looks into the dusty eyes.

23. I miss you, I love you, hahahaha, I will take care of you all my life.

24. If one day I can wake up with a smile in my dream, I probably dreamed of you.

25. On the first date, I also brought my best friend. I thought that two people would go to a quiet place hand in hand, but considering the feelings of my best friend, I still went to a crowded place.

26. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but a Tang priest: it is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but also a bird man!

27. In the world of mortals and misty rain, a casual passing by may be doomed to a meeting of flowers. Meeting may just be the beginning. Only by understanding each other can we be together for life. Although this feeling is elegant and simple, it seems so precious.

28. Yearning for love, expecting more and hoping more.

29. The perfect figure is also a teasing material in the eyes of people who don't love her.

30. An ugly person like you can't get married! Then date me!

3 1. Even if we can't go to eternity, I will cherish the present and love you with my heart.

32. It's your smiling face. Warmed my winter.

33. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly, and I'm cute.

34. Girls who go out for more than two hours are not called makeup, but look good.

35. You are so busy, when will you come to hear me propose and prepare to marry me?

36. 10 When I don't love you, you love me, when I love you, you leave me, when I can't live without you, you have a new woman, love, and so on.

37. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even for life.

38. Give you my life and waste my time with you.

39. Meet the most beautiful person in the most beautiful season, place and time.

40. I'm so dark, I always want to give you some sunshine.

4 1. You know, your smile intoxicated the stars.

42. Is the white dress too young and romantic, or is the pink girl too hard to stay?

A collection of self-entertainment copywriting suitable for singles (40 articles)

Self-entertainment copywriting suitable for singles-1. You didn't show the same person last year!

2. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

3. Did you have a good Valentine's Day without your lover? Actually, I want to say that I want to get to know you again, starting with your name. Would you like to?

4. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

I don't know what day it is. I only know that I am a little genius who loves nothing.

6. There is nothing to give on Valentine's Day. Just send some people who like to show love and leave my list.

7. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single idiot by IQ.

8. Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

9. Everything in the world is so vulgar that it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

10. I haven't missed Valentine's Day once, but it's always Singles' Day!

1 1. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

12. No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

13. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire!

14. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath

15. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

16. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

17. Love is too much trouble, so please.

18. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

19. It is difficult for acquaintances and strangers to speak.

20. Valentine's Day alone, alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

Self-entertainment copywriting for singles 2 2 1. May 20th is still full. Do you care? You will know love.

22. Listen to a song and open a bottle of wine.

23. "Hey, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

24. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

25. "Hey, why are you alone on Valentine's Day?" "Half a person is afraid of scaring you."

26. What is showing love in front of me? I want to see what love looks like up close.

27. Don't be too nice to me. I promise myself, you won't.

28. If there is no accident this Valentine's Day, I will live by myself. If there is an accident, I will live in the hospital.

29. Valentine's Day without a lover, I asked what the world was like and only told me to pursue it regardless of my life; I ask myself what's good about you, I just miss you all day.

30. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Bah, trying to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

3 1. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

Valentine's day is coming. If you like me, it's no use. I like studying.

33. My boyfriend is still waiting for me in the future. I don't need you to show me first.

34. Alas:-(When will my iceberg melt?

35. Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

36. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.

37. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

38. It's not the first time to spend Valentine's Day alone. This is a trivial matter.

39. oh, my god Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

40. Main task: Debit (0/ 1).

Double Twelve Happy Shopping Humor and Funny Copywriting Collection of Forty Articles

Double Twelve Happy Shopping (I) 1. Girlfriend: Which do you listen to first, the good news or the bad news? Me: Bad news. Girlfriend: I'm going to buy something for 50 thousand yuan. Me: What is the good news? Girlfriend: Double twelve and half price!

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Twelve reminds you of poverty.

3. Climb the sales peak day by day.

4. The Double Twelfth Day is coming, life is getting more and more tense, and another batch of goods has been stockpiled.

5. Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles Day have been confused. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm losing weight, and I'm going to drink porridge for a month.

6. Decisive double 12, we have already played, and we must compete for the top sales in the industry.

7. I didn't buy things myself, but my parents and family bought them.

8. Mom said that I bought two pairs of shoes for ten dollars today. I remember that I cried for a whole class in the evening self-study.

9. Don't have slow motion!

10. Make every god smile.

1 1. Work hard, get a promotion and raise, become the general manager and CEO, and win the white!

12. My heart is at a loss because of you, and my love is particularly wonderful because of you. Whether you love me or not, I just want to tell you that our love will be the best. 12. 12, I just want to tell you that I really love you.

13. The price is lower and consistent!

14.5. I am still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!

15. If you don't buy things, you won't have money, and if you buy things, you won't have money, even if you don't want money, you don't want money. It doesn't matter if you have no money, as long as you have a husband.

16. In the cold weather, it's double 12. Don't chop hands, but do your homework.

17.BBK music mobile phone, where it doesn't ring,

18. Every double 12, the tide is inevitable. Dear friends, are you ready?

19. Only more, not less.

God, when you say empty the shopping cart for a long time, you mean buy it all, not delete it all. !

Double Twelve Happy Shopping (Part 2) 2 1. Forget when you break up, especially those you love deeply. Only time will change everything, don't force yourself to forget. ?

22. Thanks to Double Twelve for letting me learn to do Excel…… ... ...

23. After chopping, I lost fifty cents, so I didn't eat today.

24. Double Eleven and Three Pains: Watch others buy in buy buy, watch couples show love, and watch couples show love while buying in buy buy.

25. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

26. Eat big benefits and lose weight, just double twelve.

27. After the Double Eleven this year, my wife shouted with a knife and picked her hand, and her husband quickly comforted her: Dear, you can make money without money. If you don't have your hands, you really don't. You can buy, you can pay! She took the knife from my hand with satisfaction.

28. 19. I can't get up every time I set the alarm clock for the Double Twelfth Shopping Festival. One is that I don't want to join in the fun, and the other is that I'm too sleepy to stay up all night.

29. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

30. The trouser pocket is cleaner than the face.

3 1. Later, I discovered that many people's worlds don't lack me at all. ?

32. Ah, I'm going on a water trip. I don't want to stay at home and play computer on weekends. I need a sharp weapon for mobile office. What did Crazy Company give me? I worked so hard and still lost money.

Ladies and gentlemen, the first thing to do when you get up on the twelfth day is to open your wife's Alipay and online banking, and enter the wrong password three times in a row before going out.

34. You are a half circle, I am a half circle, and the combination of meeting is the circle of love. Draw concentric circles of our love with you as the center, love as the radius and happiness as the circumference. 12. 12 love day. May our love be happy.

Shopping can easily resolve our unhappiness.

36. When I wake up, more than half of the double 12 has passed. Forget it, I'll chop my hands again next year! By the way, what did everyone cut?

37. Happiness is another kind of pain for others, and carnival is another kind of loneliness for yourself.

38. Wait for the order, here we are!

39. Little friends come quickly, and the double twelve will fight with bonuses!

40. When I can't see you, my heart suddenly splits into two parts: half happy for you and half worried about you! 12 12 love day, I want to ask you: please let us be together!

A collection of 40 sentences in which friends ridiculed their single mothers and fetuses.

A circle of friends who mocked mother's singleton was 1. Come here, I have a serious relationship and want to talk to you.

2. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.

3. Want to fall in love and choose a gender? You deserve to be single!

I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

5. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and be the captain in private first.

6. I'm not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid to be with the person I like.

7. Valentine's Day alone, alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

8. It's not terrible to have no lover. The terrible thing is that others think I have a bunch! I don't even know who my lover is.

9. Others have been in love for three years. Have I been in love for three years?

10. The only person who loves each other is always with him. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.

1 1. Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.

12. "Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

13. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

14. Dear yourself, be kind and know how to protect yourself. Be nice to others, but don't be bullied by others. Don't let your kindness become a tool for others to hurt yourself. Your kindness should have a bottom line and principles.

15. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

16. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

17. single dog Conservation Association reminds you that there are thousands of roads, and the first one is to take off the bill. Don't work hard today, eat dog food every day.

18. It is against the dogma for us fairies to fall in love.

19. Women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.

20. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.

Make fun of your single mother and baby's circle of friends Part II 2 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

22. It's a pity that Jackson Yi can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

23. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

24. No gifts this Valentine's Day, only boyfriends.

25. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

26. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath

27. Isn't it single? One day, I was very anxious. I loved you one by one on WeChat, which was the best.

28. Being sour several times a year is particularly tiring!

29. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.

30. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

3 1. God is very fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, but not Valentine's Day.

Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Farewell in front of you.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

34. People who are not in love pay for courageous actions. I am happy to find the wind and rain, and I hope that I will not worry about being single.

35. Someone just asked me out for Valentine's Day in February 14, and my decisiveness made me black. In an emergency, you can cheat my feelings, but you can never kill me.

Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

37. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

38. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

39. Everyone help me hold the flowers. That rose stick stuck to me, 350 thousand. I can't even get up

40. Here, I hope that all shall be well that ends well with lovers, and those without lovers will find true love.

Forty-two excerpts from humorous articles describing particularly hot weather.

A humorous article describing the particularly hot weather-1. The whole city is hot to death, people are embarrassed to be hot on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in the summer. China is hot to death, and the sun is coming. If you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years?

2. My cousin got married and exchanged Coca-Cola for a glass of wine ... After drinking it, he cried with his wife ... and touched all the guests and friends ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which was a great success.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

4. It was too hot to sleep last night, so lz suggested getting up and exercising, so the dormitory got together to fight the landlord, and the loser got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

Driving on the road, you have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.

6. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

7. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.

8. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!

9. There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

10. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

1 1. The most sincere care is the deepest love.

12. It's not innocence that beats me, it's innocence.

13. If I die, I will only die of heat.

14. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.

15. Eggs bought in the supermarket, brought home and cooked.

16. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

17. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.

18. The weather is so sultry that I can't breathe.

19. The hot summer is unbearable, so I will teach you a strange secret recipe for relieving summer heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can relieve summer heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting summer heat with summer heat.

20. "Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! I asked the emperor to keep my servants in a cold palace. I can't take it anymore. It's too hot! "

2 1. My Kouga burned my mouth.

22. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

23. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

It's not raining, it's hot water.

25. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

26. Why did you get burned just after playing cards? Still playing with a hammer?

27. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

28. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.

29. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer.

30. 12. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun!"

3 1. I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

32. It's so hot that it's twisted.

33. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

34. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and pimples have grown out on my face. ...

35. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!

36. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

38. Sit and lie all day without leaving a room.

You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

40. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

4 1. In such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.

Humor in Highway Traffic Jam: Forty-two sentences

Humor of highway traffic jam: the first sentence 1. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally and have the same examination room as the people you know.

2. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

The worst curse I have ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?

I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone. ?

I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

7. I finally lined up and got on the bus. There was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

8. Being blocked is just annoying. As long as there are traffic policemen, the road is badly blocked.

9. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

10. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, but you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

1 1. When I went home this evening, it was raining and there was a traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

12. We escaped from the traffic jam army on National Day ahead of schedule and met the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history. What a sin! ...

13. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

14. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is: "Where are you blocking it"?

15. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

16. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should go to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I feel ok, but the girl next to me is talking to people crazily, and I think she is very annoying.

17. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

18. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

19. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

2 1. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

Humor of traffic jam on the highway. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

23. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

24. Check it out. Traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.

25. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

27. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. ?

28. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

29. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

30. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

3 1. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

32. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

33.? China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

34. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

35. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

36. Don't panic in the traffic jam. Send a circle of friends first.

37. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

38. It will clear up after a long trip home.

39. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

40. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

4 1. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was still endless. ?

42. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.