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Help me find some xiehouyu

Scarecrow put out the fire and burned himself.

Trumpeter March _ _ Take the fall for others

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan, which was a disaster.

The ant _ _ measured value of pendulum transportation is too small.

Guan Yunchang's hyperthyroidism will make him blush and have a thick neck.

Raytheon war _ _ _ fell from the sky.

The blacksmith dismantled the stove and put out (the fire).

Cutting vegetables with a shovel is not authentic (reaching for a knife)

Cao Cao's scheme is treacherous and cunning.

Eight-legged crab _ _, bullying people.

Dogs have a hard mouth when they bite heavy objects.

Pepper _ _ _ is hot and spicy.

Cao Cao Zhuge Liang _ _ _ has a different temper.

Step on your nose and face _ _ _ people are too cruel.

Mid-Autumn Festival _ _ Enjoy osmanthus flowers and spend a full moon.

Mid-Autumn Festival has passed leap August _ _ reunion and reunion.

Beggars attend carnival _ _ _ _

The carpenter's seesaw came and went.

Flowers in the mirror, the moon in the water, can't tell the true from the false.

I wonder if the charlatan's plaster is true or not.

Fire fighting kicked down the oil tank _ _ adding fuel to the fire.

90 cents plus 1. 10 cents (per hour)

Guys in Jianghu sell fake drugs and cheat.

The monkey's face and the cat's eyes change as you say.

A fox can't hide its tail.

The mouse rides an elephant _ _ _ _ _ _ The big one is big and the small one is small.

Talking in the refrigerator-coldness

Frosted winter jasmine _ _ _ _ _ is on the head of spring.

Frosted soybeans are falling apart.

It is difficult to catch crabs up the mountain.

Monkey Sun returned to Huaguoshan _ _ _ _ and planted a bigger one at home.

The weeping willows by the lake swayed with the wind.

The zigzag bridge on the lake is _ _ _ _ curved.

You can't fish in the river _ _ _

Rowing dragon boats and working together in the river.

It's no use watering the duck's back.

Chickens eat chaff and ducks eat cereal _ _ _ _ each has its own blessing.

Fry (throw) stones (solids) in an oil pan under pebbles.

The duck is dead _ _, and its mouth is still hard.

Qiu Chan collapsed on the ground without saying a word.

Dragonfly water _ _ _ is not deep.

The mosquito stung the elephant's nose and hit its head.

See mosquito sword _ _ _ make a mountain out of a molehill.

The hungry tiger ate the sheep clean.