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Selected 38th Women’s Day greetings

1. As the March 8th Festival approaches, the fact that you have become beautiful can no longer be concealed. Not only is Xishi worried, Diaochan remembers her grudge, Zhaojun makes a fuss and runs away, and Yuhuan loses weight. It's rising like a ball. It seems that you must reflect deeply.

2. Women’s Day is here, I’ll give you three slaps; one slap will get rid of your worries and make you smile every day; two slaps will get rid of your bad luck and let good luck haunt you every day. ;Three slaps will make stars appear in your eyes. I wish you good luck and may your gold and silver treasures pile up like mountains.

3. After thirty-eight years old, you will be in good health, have a beautiful face, eat well, be in good shape, smile and be in a good mood, have a loving husband, be capable and have a strong career, and have a planned weekly economy. hair. I wish all the sisters nothing will happen in March 8th.

4. Notice: All female compatriots, on the occasion of Women’s Day, please do the following: Don’t be too tired at work, don’t feel too tired, be willing to spend money when shopping, and don’t be afraid of taking care of yourself. Gui, often gather with friends, often indulge in self-indulgence, all worries are eliminated, experience the taste of the festival, I wish you a happy Women's Day!

5. Give you some color and you will shine, give you some fat and you will get fat, give you a rose and you will be dizzy, give you a husband and you will not know your direction, I wish you a happy Women’s Day More beautiful!

6. Today is a beautiful spring day, and women hold a conference. This is no longer the old society, and sisters have status. Taking care of both family and career, she is smart and beautiful. As one of them, I wish you: Happy Women’s Day and gain more beauty!

7. Women’s Day is here. First, smile, and your happy mood will be even better; second, be beautiful, and happiness will follow you forever; third, be pretty, and dress beautifully and never grow old. I wish the beautiful women around me the best mood today and the happiest days! Happy Women's Day!

8. On Women's Day, I wish you three beauties; a beautiful mood, love, and beauty; I give you eight wishes: good luck, success, beauty, affection, love, and spring. I wish you my friendship on Women's Day. hapiness!

9. On the eve of International Women’s Day, please allow me, as a parent representative, to express my most sincere respect to the teacher and my most sincere blessings! And I would like to say to all the female teachers of Gaoxin Bocai School: Thank you for your hard work!

10. Wow! You are so beautiful, dignified, delicate, gentle, loved by everyone, and have an unparalleled temperament. I couldn’t help but take out my mobile phone and send you greetings for Women’s Day in advance. I wish you a happy holiday!

11. In order to celebrate Women’s Day, the company decided to give each female employee a holiday allowance of RMB 1,000 and male employees a RMB 10,000 consolation allowance each. They can be collected from the general manager before get off work before work.

12. These all show that women are smart and wise; their thoughts are open and active; their spirit is open-minded and optimistic; their pursuit is endless and their strength is powerful. ; All prove that women are another powerful force in the history of human development. Women use their delicacy, intelligence, spirit and strength to compose and create the miracles and glory of mankind.

13. Your smile makes my heart beat! Once you see it, the world will be shocked! Traffic is paralyzed at your stop! You look good even without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe will be amazed! Beautiful wife, I wish you a happy Women’s Day!

14. Come on, come on, female compatriots raise their hands, male compatriots also raise their hands, those with gifts raise their hands, those without gifts also raise their hands, relatives and friends who are joining in the fun. My friends all raised their hands and wished a happy Women’s Day!

15. The trivial matters of life in 818, the scriptures on raising children in 818, the shopping experience in 818, the sweet feelings in 818, and the bodhisattva hearts of parents in 818. Women's Day is here, I wish you happiness!

16. On March 8th, what we have to do is: cook for my wife during the day, wash her clothes, and mop the floor for her; wash her feet, beat her back, and sleep with her at night! Even in dreams, you have to say: Wife, I love you!

17. March 8th is Women’s Day. I send you a blessing text message to women. Beauty will always be in your youth. Warm greetings will warm your heart. I wish women a happy holiday, happiness and good health.

18. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. The stars in the sky are all my eyes looking at you.

No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in this life! Happy holidays, dear ladies!

19. On Beautiful Girls’ Day, I wish you will lose all your fat, have a great figure, have a huge salary, live a long life, have many smiles, and have a beautiful face. Don’t worry, it’s good to be able to charm all sentient beings! happy holidays!

20. Women are truly worthy of people’s worship only as mothers and chaste and honest housewives.

21. The mobile phone rings, and blessings arrive. My fellow women have a day off today. There is no need to do housework. You don’t have to do any more work today when you go home. Go shopping on Women’s Day and let yourself be beautiful today!

22. Pick a star, pick a white cloud, put it in an envelope of longing, and give it to my dear wife. It’s March 8th. I wish my wife good health and never grow old, be happy, have no worries, and be happy. Happiness and sorrow disappear!

23. Women’s Day: I wish you are more beautiful than Xi Shi, smarter than Diao Chan, gentler than Zhaojun, more elegant than a noble concubine, more charming than Mona Lisa with a charming smile, and more dignified and elegant than Athena. , the title of God of Beauty is even better than Venus!

24. Natural beauty is your signature, cleanliness is your characteristic; being a woman is your character; you are radiant and charming; I wish you a happy Women's Day forever! This article comes from Dreamweaver.

25. Quotes from a good man: You can’t get angry if your wife scolds you, it’s up to her whether you can sleep with her; if your husband works more, she will control all the financial rights; spend more time with your wife and less online, don’t look down on beautiful women and hide mistresses. Family happiness and wealth. Happy Women's Day!

26. Give you some color and you will shine, give you some grease and you will get fat, give you a rose and you will be dizzy, give you a husband and you will not know your direction! Dear beauty, I wish you a more beautiful Women’s Day!

27. After work, run and play boxing; when you are free, look at the moon and play with strings; take a nap at noon and have a happy dinner in the evening; live a chic life with a smile; March 8 women Festival, I wish all women to pamper themselves and be in the most beautiful mood!

28. Without white clouds, the blue sky will be lonely; without drizzle, the spring grass will no longer spread; without sunshine, how can the red flowers shine; without the night sky, how can the moonlight be gentle; without you, my life will be There is no expectation. Women's Day is here, I can't live without you in my life, happy holiday!

29. If I want to eat with you, the second generation rich people ask me to step aside; if I want to dance with you, the second generation celebrities have already taken the dance steps; if I want to go on a date with you, the second generation officials There's a long queue; I want to watch a movie with you, and the second-generation military people have already formed a formation. Seeing that March 8th Festival is here, I had to send a text message to wish you a happy holiday!

30. If you don’t have time to send flowers on Valentine’s Day, I will send you 3 flowers on Women’s Day. A rose depends on it to express your feelings. A box of popcorn turns you into a gourmet. A woman's flower, I wish you will always be beautiful!

31. A wife must obey three things: never do laundry; never cook; never mop the floor. A husband should have four things: his wife should be able to wait for makeup; his wife should be willing to spend money; his wife should be patient when she loses her temper; and his wife should be able to coax her when she is angry. Valid on Women’s Day!

32. If you bloom, the breeze will come; if you are at ease, the world will be happy. If you love yourself well, others will love you more and life will be more interesting. Girl, I don’t wish you well on Women’s Day, I just remind you that pampering yourself is the last word.

33. I sent you a bouquet of flowers, but I was afraid that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to write you a poem, but found that others had already written many. I can only sincerely say to you: Women’s Day hapiness!

34. Women’s Day is approaching. I send you a text message to express my care. I wish you: happiness every second, good luck every moment, a good mood day and night, and year after year. Stay young forever and be happy forever.

35. My beloved, I am thinking about you in my heart. You have paid so much for me and worked hard for this family. Thank you very much. On this special day, I want to say to you affectionately, wife, I love you!

36. Today is Women’s Day. I sincerely send my best wishes to all female friends. May girls be young and beautiful, may mothers be healthy, may wives and families be harmonious, and may women’s day be happy.

37. Vacation is a must; shopping is a drizzle; don’t forget the food; movies are a feast for the eyes; SPA is a moisturizer; get together and chat; sleep is the most worry-free. On Women’s Day, there is always something suitable for you! Have fun!

38. On the occasion of Women’s Day, this text message extends my sincere greetings: To all the female compatriots who have been working hard in the kitchen, caring for children, and working hard, I wish you all the best for your hard work. Happy Women’s Day!

39. Today I saw a shooting star streaking across the sky. I quickly closed my eyes, put my hands together and prayed. Do you want to know what I wish for? Let me tell you: Happy Women’s Day!

40. Women’s Day is here. Give beautiful women three beauties: beautiful mood, beautiful love, and beautiful appearance. Give beautiful women eight wishes: wishful thinking, smoothness, good intentions, affection, love, happiness, and pride, plus mine. Friendship, I wish you a happy Women’s Day!

41. Women’s Day is here, take a half-day holiday, let your happiness flow; go shopping, relax your muscles, and have lots of fun; your husband’s text messages, happy faces, and intimate blessings in your heart. I wish you happiness, joy and happiness.

42. March 8th Festival is here, and I use this text message to wish you a happy life, as romantic as cherry blossoms, as beautiful as flowers, as auspicious as snowflakes, as rich as peonies, as lucky as peach blossoms, and as fragrant as ever. Jasmine!

43. May all the handsome guys in the world be sweating in pursuit of you, may all the rich men in the world line up to send you flowers, may all the men in the world want to talk to you, your It’s so charming. I wish you a happy Women’s Day when you receive this text message!

44. A woman must be able to spend money so that a man can have the motivation to make money; a woman must be able to eat so that a man can have an excuse to lose weight; a woman must be silent so that a man can be relieved; a woman must be elegant, Only when a woman is happy can a man smile. On Women's Day, women should accept blessings to make men feel happier.

45. Women’s Day weather forecast: In the morning, the sky is cloudless and beautiful and brilliant; at noon, the romantic breeze blows gently, bringing endless happiness; in the evening, the sweet moonlight gently shrouds the sky, bringing endless happiness. Expect blessings for you to continue throughout the day.

46. A talented woman can attract a man, a kind woman can encourage a man, a beautiful woman can confuse a man, and a scheming woman can tire a man to death. Self-esteem, self-love and self-improvement, more knowledge and more talents. You are one of the most wonderful women I know, happy holidays!

47. March 8th is half the sky. We are busy at home and outside the house. Big things and small relationships are tense. The elderly and children are worried. No matter how hard and tired we are, we will not stop, just to live a good life. Happy holiday to my female friends!

48. A twenty-year-old girl is a jasmine, fresh and beautiful; a thirty-year-old girl is a rose, delicate and charming; a forty-year-old girl is a lily, elegant and fragrant; a fifty-year-old girl is a peony. , noble and gorgeous, I wish the flowers a happy holiday!

49. Gentle and delicate, like pear blossoms with rain; looking back and smiling, making a gentleman haggard and obsessed; elegant manners, polished into Xiaojiabiyu; quiet and beautiful, refined into eternal poems. who is she? It’s you who received the text message. Happy Women’s Day!

50. It is not right to favor boys over girls. The emperor was born on the milk of his ancestors; women are equal to men, and he will be stunned by his great achievements! Best wishes to all the mothers, daughters, sisters and brothers in the world. Happy and healthy Women’s Day!

51. You are open-minded and open to all things in the world. You are so outstanding and beautiful, like a fairy descending to earth, turning all living beings upside down.

Therefore, I have to respectfully call you Grandma Rong! Haha, happy Women’s Day!

52. Wife, your festival is here. Today, you are the master, I am the servant, you are the queen, I am the minister, you are Chang'e, I am the Jade Rabbit, you are the Queen Mother, and I am the peach, You give the orders! I wish my wife a happy holiday and laugh out loud!

53. I will give you a bouquet of flowers to thank you for your hard work in this family; I will cook you some dishes and thank you for your love; I will make you a pot of soup and wish you good health forever; I will drink it in the evening. Order some red wine, we will love each other forever; happy holidays!

54. Mom, I thank you for giving me the opportunity to come into this world. You taught me how to be a human being. No matter what the future holds, I will always love you! On this holiday dedicated to you, I wish you a happy holiday and happiness forever!

55. Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; without love, there will be no happiness; without women, there will be no love; without mothers, there will be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day! Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; without love, there will be no happiness; without women, there will be no love; without mothers, there will be neither poets nor heroes.

56. Wife, take a good rest today. You can do whatever you want me to do. Just remember to get up early and make breakfast for me tomorrow, hehe!

57. Women’s Day is here, and text messages are sent to express blessings. Today’s women are extraordinary. They can work to earn money, cook and farm. The family is reunited and happy, and they will always be together happily. I wish you all the best. Happy holidays, women friends.

58. The kind one is my grandma, the great one is my mother, the kind one is my sister, the virtuous one is my wife, the gentle one is my sister, the lovely one is my daughter, I am always the happy one. Women's Day is here, and I wish the women around me to be happy!

59. Women’s Day is coming soon. I would like to add a third person between I and YOU: Iloveyou, I love you; Imissyou, I miss you; Iwaityou, I am waiting for you; Iwantyou, I want you; Icarryyou, I will accompany you. You; Ineedyou I need you; Ifollowyou I follow you, happy holidays!

60. On the annual Women’s Day, who should take a break if the beauties don’t take a break? I refuse all housework; I don’t go to work, but I don’t lack money. Play it vigorously and have fun for real. I wish you celebrate Women's Day every day!

61. You are the red flag flying in the home, keeping the home united at all times; you are the blooming flower in the home, keeping the home sweet and fragrant forever; you are the melody of happiness in the home, keeping the home happy and harmonious. Women's Day is here, wife, I will always love you!

62. Nowadays, women can do it, but most men cannot. He works proactively and efficiently, and endures hardships without making any noise. At home, there is a sky, and everything is taken care of. It doesn't matter if the husband is away, everything is in order. Sisters, are you working hard on March 8th? Happy holidays!

63. Oops, you guys left for the holiday, and we are left to carry it. Shouldn’t we treat you to dinner tonight? Friends, I wish you a happy Women's Day.

64. Alas. Fortunately, there is only one March 8th in a year, otherwise. We men are miserable! ah. Don't. Don't hit me. I. I said nothing. Help.

65. Women should cultivate their body and mind to be like moonlight, compassionate and gentle, broad-minded, ignite the light of wisdom, and make those around them feel like they are bathed in the cool moonlight.

66. Today is Women’s Day, work hard to show it. You are the protagonist, you rest and I finish all the work. I am willing to serve you tea and water, and I will pay for you to go shopping with you. I only wish you to be happy, smile, and remain youthful forever. Happy holidays, my dear!

67. Women play a huge and all-encompassing role in life. Women are great observers.

68. Girl, remember to smile more, be an optimistic and cheerful little loli, dress up more, be charming and charming; listen more, be a gentle, quiet and good girl, think more, be an elite girl who is invincible in intelligence.

On Women’s Day, I wish you happiness and success!

69. I wish my beloved, who is beautiful, generous, virtuous, capable, intelligent, filial, considerate, gentle and kind, to have a joyful, value-for-money, warm, romantic, sweet and rich Women’s Day that will be cheered by all the stars!

70. As March 8th is approaching, I would like to say thank you to all the men who have dared not love, hate, anger, speak, speak, act, act, or act in front of their wives for a long time. Thank you for your hard work. Now you finally You can safely and boldly shout: Happy Women’s Day!

71. In the festival of fireworks in March, there are no gorgeous peonies, no rich peonies, only the pure lotus-like magnolia, just like our mother. I wish my mother a happy Women’s Day, always healthy and beautiful!

72. Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; without love, happiness will not come; without women, there will be no love; without you, what future will I have? I wish you a happy Women’s Day!

73. Women’s Day is here, give beautiful women three beauties: beautiful mood, beautiful love, and beautiful appearance. Send beautiful women eight wishes: wishful thinking, smoothness, good intentions, affection, love, happiness, and pride, plus mine. Friendship, I wish you a happy Women’s Day!

74. Women seem to be soft, but they can hold up half the sky when trouble comes. March 8th is Women’s Day. May you be as beautiful as a peach blossom and always be as beautiful and lovely as you were at 18 years old.

75. When March 8 comes, the tiger roars. The first roar is good for everything; the second roar is full of energy; the third roar is good luck; the fourth roar is good fortune; the fifth roar is happiness; the sixth roar is good luck; the seventh roar is peace. Damn; Bahao is laughing happily! Happy Women's Day!

76. Mom, I wish you good health, happy holidays and smooth work. Mom, please don't be so angry in the future, that will be more respectable! I will be more sensible in the future and stop making you angry.

77. I used a wisp of spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three autumn leaves, and four winter plums to weave a colorful gift box, tied with colorful ribbons, with nine points of sincerity and enthusiasm Packed with eternal blessings: Happy Women’s Day!

78. Your smile is better than the Mona Lisa; your beauty confuses all living beings; your temperament impresses thousands of beauties; your dignity surpasses the goddess Athena; your life, Enjoy the attention and glory. May you have a happy Women’s Day!

79. Dear teachers, you are worthy of being engineers of the human soul. Under your teachings, knowledge fills our feathers and ideals weave our hearts. Tomorrow we will fly with the wind. All over the mountains and seas that the motherland needs. On Women’s Day, we send our most sincere greetings and blessings: You have worked hard, and I wish you a happy Women’s Day and good health!

80. Article 38 of the State is promulgated: Those who have a partner must protect them loyally and are not allowed to apply again; those who do not have a partner must provide their true identity and do not play hooligans in the name of love. Strictly uphold women's rights and gay men everywhere strictly abide by it!

81. I’ll give you a bouquet of flowers to thank you for taking the trouble to this family; I’ll cook you a meal to thank you for your love; I’ll make you a pot of soup and wish you good health forever; I’ll drink it in the evening. Order some red wine, we will love each other forever; I wish you a happy Women's Day!

82. My dear wife, I love you. My mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to look at you, and my hands want to hold you. I always think of you in my heart, hold you in my dreams, and depend on you all my life. I won’t wrong you. Happy Women's Day!